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Prez,
 
So 3 buddies and I walk into Lir on Boylston Street bar around 5:30pm Sunday before the Sox vs. Yanks game to grab some beers and grub before the game.   Obviously we’re all in Sox gear.  Immediately upon entering the bar we hear a scream of "Yankees!!!" in our direction.  Fine, whatever.  I’m ok with some Yankee/red sox banter.  Anyway we look over and see this prick with a Robinson Cano Yankee jersey on and another guy who I assumed at this point was his BF sitting next to him.  These 2 guys were annihilated and you could tell the girls they were with were kind of embarrassed. (One super hot blonde and one ugly girl) The blonde girl kind of rolled her eyes in disgust at her "friends" behavior and told them to stop. I said jokingly "don't worry about it...there is an asshole in every crowd". No response.  Ok end of story right?  Not even close.   Minutes later we overhear these kids discussing how if they fight us it’s going to have to be a 2 on 1 for each of them since there is 4 of us and 2 of them. I look at my buddies and we're making sure we just heard what we heard and kind of laugh.  We just ignore them.  Next we see these 2 kids slap fighting each other.  Seriously you can’t make this shit up.  It was the gayest thing I have ever seen in my life.  Two Yankee fans having a slap fight in a bar in Boston wearing full Yankees garb. I wish I had my camera.  A few minutes later as we are finishing up I see one of the dudes out of the corner of my eye flip us off. So we go up to them and ask if they got a problem.   Kid has the best line of all time.  He says

"Dude you’re twice my size.   It’s just about the sox and yanks"

Total pussy move! Bouncer intervenes right then and grabs the guys and throws them out.   The second the bouncers get in the way the KID freaks out and starts yelling "wanna bash heads!".."Let’s do this!"..."me and you!"...  Meanwhile the Hot Blonde stands in front of me with her hands on me "please don’t!"    Anyway Bouncers get our group to go back inside and escort these idiots out of there.  Since THAT moment we have wondered what happened to those two assclowns when they got to the game...
 
CUE BARSTOOL SPORTS and the story about the 2 jackass Revolution players. "THESE WERE THE KIDS"   We looked at the roster and the 2^nd dude was #8 JOE FRANCHINO.  Long story short...Fuck this kid. Fuck Gary Flood. Fuck the Yankees. Fuck soccer....
 
Viva la stool.

- Gaz
 
 

Is this deja vu or just our new routine at the Stool? We have a wake up with a hot chick and then an embarrassing email about the Revolution. Seriously how stupid do these guys have to be? This story is hilarious!  I mean a slap fight? People still do this? Are you kidding me? I love that line about “Dude you’re twice my size” That’s perfect.    Typical Yankee Fan/Revolution Player behavior.  They are all talk until you get in their face and then they run home to mommy.    Good to see the Revs have such class acts on their team.   You can’t have moron New Yorkers picking fights in Boston bars when they play for the local minor league kickball team.  It’s embarrassing for everybody involved.

Although I must say that there are a couple Revolution players who have come to Barstool events in the past and have been great dudes. My guess is they must despise these two clowns.

PS - The secret identity of the 2nd Revolution player didn't stay secret very long huh? Looks like Revs Spokesgal has a whole new bag of issues to deal with now.