Random Thoughts – April 15th
Breaking News: El Pres Stuck Behind Habs Fans; Barstool Paper Route in Jeopardy



So I'm doing the blog this afternoon and just received a breaking news-type text message from El Pres saying "Habs fans are everywhere in Boston" and this week's paper route might be in jeopardy. Now this is not to be confused with next week's paper route being in jeopardy because he's losing his license. We're talking about today. Let's hope he makes it home in time for the game. And in a strange, yet unrelated twist to the story, my brother texted me 10 seconds later from DC saying he was stuck behind the Pope in traffic.






