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Random Thoughts – April 13th


Angry Dad Shows Up At Barstool World Headquarters

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Chalk up another milestone for the Stool.    Yup for the first time in the long and illustrious history of Barstool Sports we had an angry dad show up at our World Headquarters in Abington on Saturday.      Luckily or unluckily however you look at it, I wasn’t around to greet him.   But the report I got from the First Lady’s family is that he was none to happy about his daughter being featured as a Local Smokeshow of the Day.  He had already contacted the State Police as well has his attorney to find out what could be done to cripple us.     When he was told that we did nothing illegal, he decided to take the law into his own hands by coming to beat me up.    And people think it’s easy being a smut publisher?   It’s not all photo shoots, gumdrops, and candy canes.  Anyway, I still have conflicting emotions over these types of altercations.    I mean I kind of sympathize with the plight of angry dads who don’t like seeing sexy pictures of their daughters floating around on the Internet.  But at the same time I really don’t think we’re to blame.  I mean we don’t take the pictures.  We don’t upload the pictures to the Internet.   Hell we don’t even post the really racy ones that people send us.   The fact is that tons of people are already looking at these photos with or without us, but that doesn’t stop angry dads from projecting their anger on us.  I guess nobody wants to see their daughter as a mini sex symbol.   Regardless the lesson here is that I think I need to stop publicizing where I live so we don’t keep having angry dads show up out of the blue.  Either that or I may need to add a bodyguard to the list of employees I need to hire along with a driver.     Or maybe I could find a bodyguard who could also be my driver?  Does that type of superhuman exist?

As a side note, there is no faster way to get me to take down photos of Smokeshows than to get the First Lady’s family involved.  I can only take the scowls and disapproving looks for so long. Trust me when I say there is nothing worse than the old "My daughter dates a smut publisher eyes"

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