Random Thoughts
Sox Explode in Ninth
I'm sure Mike Adams will be talking about how lazy Manny was running around the bases after his 2 run ding dong in the 9th. As a side note I'm not sure I've ever heard Jerry Remy have less respect for a guy than Joe Borowski. He was incredulous that he could be a closer and only throwing 83 mph. I almost thought he was going to grab a bat.
Bruins Fan Gets Arrested For Open Firing Piss On the Crowd During Game 3
BPDNews.com - Last night, Sunday, April 13, 2008, around 9:06pm, Boston Police officers performing a detail at the TD Banknorth Garden arrested suspect, Walter Cutler, 40, of Scituate and charged him with Open and Gross Lewdness and Disorderly Conduct. During the Bruins game, officers’ attentions were drawn by numerous event goers as well as event staff to the upper seat section. Officers responded there and were directed to an individual in the stands. Officers were informed that the noted individual had been observed reaching into his pants with his hands and manipulating his hands inside his pants. According to event staff and event guests, the suspect then exposed himself and started urinating on event guests causing then to become hysterical and attempt to escape from the confined area.
This report left out one very important detail. Was Walter pissing on the Canadian fans or fellow Bruins fans? My guess is that he had to be urinating on the Hab contingency right? That kind of changes things a bit. I mean the Montreal fans boo the National Anthem and the Boston fans piss on you. Which is worse? You tell me.
Seriously though if I ever went to a sporting event and somebody whipped out their dick and just started open firing piss on everybody I would totally start hysterically crying. I’m just not sure what else you can do in that situation.
- Thanks to Bayview for the tip
Barstool Local Smokeshow of the Day (Vanessa)
Introducing Vanessa from Hudson. This is one of my favorite girls of all time period. Bottom-line is if you can make freckles hot then you are a no brainer smokeshow of the day. In other smokeshow news we’re onto the Finals of the Smokeshow of the Month. It’s Lauren vs. Katrina for all the marbles. You can vote once per day. Winner gets 500 bones to be presented Thursday at our 80’s party. Did you read that Katrina and Lauren? Winner gets the money at the party. It’s marketing 101 right there boys and girls.
Do you know anybody who is as hot as Vanessa? Send them our way to randomthoughts@barstoolsports.com
Little Girl Gets Owned At Nursery School Graduation Ceremony
Listen, I know that this girl is young. And it's probably mean to make fun of her, but honestly what was she thinking? You can't just walk off a stage like that. What did she think was going to happen? You're going to get owned 9 out of 10 times in that situation. Sure some may say that she is too young to laugh at, but I'm not one of those people.
Celtics Blog: Gilbert Arenas Still a Douchebag
Is there a cockier guy who has accomplished less in the NBA than Gilbert Arenas? Check out his blog following the Wizards win over the Celtics last week:
"I remember when I made the prediction at the beginning of the year that we would beat Boston, everybody laughed at me after we lost. They had their little short giggles. I’m glad you guys giggled, because I’m going to be giggling the whole summer now. I think we’re the only team in the league to beat them three times this season. So, giggle giggle giggle back. You all were so quick to kill me, but five months later I got the last laugh. Three out of four."
You've got to be kidding me with this. Even 10-year-olds aren't dumb enough to talk this type of trash when debating with their friends. Not to mention this will be the ultimate bulletin board material should Washington get by Cleveland. In fact, I am praying it happens. I want nothing more than to shut this douchebag up during our march to banner 17.
Chuck - Red's Army
Angry Dad Shows Up At Barstool World Headquarters
Chalk up another milestone for the Stool. Yup for the first time in the long and illustrious history of Barstool Sports we had an angry dad show up at our World Headquarters in Abington on Saturday. Luckily or unluckily however you look at it, I wasn’t around to greet him. But the report I got from the First Lady’s family is that he was none to happy about his daughter being featured as a Local Smokeshow of the Day. He had already contacted the State Police as well has his attorney to find out what could be done to cripple us. When he was told that we did nothing illegal, he decided to take the law into his own hands by coming to beat me up. And people think it’s easy being a smut publisher? It’s not all photo shoots, gumdrops, and candy canes. Anyway, I still have conflicting emotions over these types of altercations. I mean I kind of sympathize with the plight of angry dads who don’t like seeing sexy pictures of their daughters floating around on the Internet. But at the same time I really don’t think we’re to blame. I mean we don’t take the pictures. We don’t upload the pictures to the Internet. Hell we don’t even post the really racy ones that people send us. The fact is that tons of people are already looking at these photos with or without us, but that doesn’t stop angry dads from projecting their anger on us. I guess nobody wants to see their daughter as a mini sex symbol. Regardless the lesson here is that I think I need to stop publicizing where I live so we don’t keep having angry dads show up out of the blue. Either that or I may need to add a bodyguard to the list of employees I need to hire along with a driver. Or maybe I could find a bodyguard who could also be my driver? Does that type of superhuman exist?
As a side note, there is no faster way to get me to take down photos of Smokeshows than to get the First Lady’s family involved. I can only take the scowls and disapproving looks for so long. Trust me when I say there is nothing worse than the old "My daughter dates a smut publisher eyes"
Does her dad have your balls on his keychain too?
Bring back the Smokeshow pictures!
Regardless the lesson here is that I think I need to stop publicizing where I live so we don’t keep having angry dads show up out of the blue.
— elpresidente, 2:16 pm
or maybe just put manzo's address up instead?
Which smokeshow? One of the new "no permission" smokeshows or the old group of smokeshows?
This may be the first time but I doubt it will be the last. No bodyguard needed.... just get a meaner looking dog.
Get me his address.
True story
Prez, you know what the clear-cut solution is, don't you?
you just have to find like a 35 year old smokeshow to post "racy" pictures of, then beat the fuck out of her 70 year old dad when he shows up at the WORLD HEADQUARTERS.
The other pops' will be too scared to mess with Abington's left hook (as one can assume you will be titled by the neighborhood kids and the beaten old man).
Problem solved.
and the worst part is you can't turn to the abington pd for any help
Is that a Larry Johnson tracing of what Homer Simpson looks like? Figures that anyone associated with the Globe would delve into plagiarism...whether it's writing words or drawing cartoons.
you need Ronnie the Limo Driver
Dude can't you just get a P.O. box or something different through the post office besides the First Lady's parents house?
You mean to tell me that this guy doesn't have a Playboy under his bed? Youporn saved in his favorites? Is he the only straight male in New England not guilty of looking at someone else's daughter in a lustful way?
Fuck him, he’s a hypocrite give me the address.
True story
True story
TR, great idea!
Sorry, but this dog is not scaring anyone:
http://www.barstoolsports.com/randomthoughts/2007/10/24/barstool_wicked_halloween_week_away/
Stella needs a big brother to protect her and you from disgruntled dads on the warpath.
Is that a Larry Johnson tracing of what Homer Simpson looks like? Figures that anyone associated with the Globe would delve into plagiarism...whether it's writing words or drawing cartoons.
— Shamrock1957, Apr 14 2008, 2:27 pm
No, Shamrock. That is a reference to the Bart Simpson-authored flash animation cartoon based on Homer J. called "Angry Dad". And dovetails nicely with the title of the article.
Fox 25 every day at 7:30 and 11:30. You'll get more out of the Stool if you've watched obscene amounts of "The Simpsons". You'll be spelling Yale with a "6" in no time.
That's what i was thinking, l'nutz. How'd he come to having a daughter if he didn't start in the bathroom w/ the mags.
These Dad's obviously have no idea what their slutty lil daughters are posting on myspace or facebook...poor guy's.
I think it's time for a Rottweiler, alarm system, Shotgun,
armored plating on the Astrovan(Prezmoblie)...
You wanted to be Larry Flynt, You got it pal...
(now you just have to start slurring out the side of your mouth)
Reynolds--
Thank you for educating the woefully unaware Shamrock. I would have thought in this day and age people would be too embarrassed to post ignorant simpsons-related comments.
Guess i was mistaken
hire big black away from rob dyrdek then make a reality show, it would be a stone cold hit.
dad is somewhat justified, i mean you do make the pics even more easily available, but you obviously have a point. the girls put these pics on multiple websites and if they are too dumb to realize that a bunch of people, including ones they don't know, are going to look at them, well then mommy and daddy should have spent a little more time getting her educated than buying her a pony for christmas. dad should spend more of his time having a chat with his daughter than with you.
this is also why i hope that if i have a daughter that she's A) not very attractive or B) never lets me see pictures of her or see her walk around in anything less than sweats. i wouldn't be so naive as to think she is definitely not whoring herself around, but i just wouldn't want any knowledge of it.
I like oogling everybody elses daughter, just not my own! Oh, and don't ask how I found out her pictures were on your site...um...I read your site for the bracket..I mean guess that ass..I mean articles, yeah the articles!
Did you ask the dad if he wanted to be your driver/bodyguard? Overly aggressive with misplaced anger sounds perfect.
Man, i was walking through a shopping center parking lot on my way into a store and overheard a dad screaming into the phone, "...your mother is very disappointed in you..." (mom, was standing by the truck). I went in made my purchases and on the way out passed the same dad, this time over hearing, "I told you you can post a few pictures or whatever, but NEVER, NEVER give out personal information. Take it all down..."
I thought about this site. Good times.
Why do people always blame website, games, tv, books, music for people stupid action. Why not be an adult and realize that only person you can blame is either yourself for been poor parent or your kid for poor sense of judgment.
But SSOTD will continue? Yes?
Was it the girl that you made a comment about only have five pics of her? I that was her, she was smoking. I don't remember her name, though.
We almost get punished for being popular. Bottomline is you shouldn't post pics of yourself on the Internet that you're not cool with people seeing. Strangers and friends. YOu're an idiot if you do otherwise. Still I don't blame the dad for being pissed But we're not the problem. We just bring the problem to light
I think the moral of the story is that one upon a time this dad thought his daughter was the modicum of sweet and innocent. Until, one weekday at around 4:45 the guy sitting in the cubicle next to his yells over "hey, check at barstoolsports.com, I'd fuck the shit out of the new SSOTD." So the dad goes to his "favorites" list, pulsl open BSS and sees his daughter doing the token "ass-out kissey face" pose.
And, then proceeded to read the 17 comments left about his daughter.
What have I ever done to make you treat me so disrespectfully? If you'd come to me in friendship, then this scum that ruined your daughter would be suffering this very day. And if by chance an honest man like yourself should make enemies, then they would become my enemies. And then they would fear you.
Seeing as how its 2:45 on a monday and we're all posting, i'm gonna go out on a limb and guess 90% of the people checking out BSS that are NOT in college are employed.
In 2008, who doesn't know that Facebook/Myspace/whatever are one of the MOST FREQUENTLY checked sites by employers looking for info/background on prospective employees. So anyone with half a brain filters out or doesn't post images with them being out of control/sloppy/with drugs/or overall slutty or shameful. You are a FUCKING FOOL if you do not know this, by now.
That said, we can assume most of these chicks filtered out the pics they don't want strangers/anyone to see or have access to.
THUS, if you are posting SSOTD day pics of these girls, it is either because: a) they are soo foolish or so slutty that filtering out the racy/bad pics was not possible, since that is what some girls do every time they go out. oR
B) they filtered out the racy/bad pics, but are simply smoking hot. Dad should be proud in this case. Share her with the world old man! And anyway, odds are your wife is hot if we are all oggling your daughter, so chill the fuck out.
True Story (represent lugz)
Wait, it's not just a big joke that you live and work out of your in-laws house? and you actually have that address posted on the site?
you're a fuckin wild man pres... balls like coconuts, true story.
Fuck him if he cant take a joke.
Hey DAD,
How about go and find the people who took the pictures and uploaded them instead of worring about the people who google her. ASSHOLE!!
Maybe if the dad was not looking at Barstool he would not have seem his smoke show daughter. Tell the Dad to go back to his Playboys
Dr V...Im with you, I thought the In-Law thing was kind of a WEEI mother's basement joke reference. That is absolutely DYNOMITE!! This could be the best fuck your father-in-law plot of all time! Search for the daughters of some of the craziest fuckers you know, and get your Father-in-law's teeth kicked in on a regular basis. Does Kimbo Slice have a daughter (or 30)how about the Abington Chief of Police??
I can empathize with the Dad to a point, especially if he doesn't understand how the internet works (and by extension what's legal and what's not).
If I had a daughter, I can't say I'd be too chuffed to have her pics on any website if they were SSOTD material, but I'd be yelling at her, not the smut peddlar (sorry, EP, your words) who took them off of one public website and used them on his own site.
To blame the stool (to paraphrase a certain "Mr. Jefferson") is "just ignorant". (FYI, 'South Park', Wednesdays at 10, Comedy Central, Shamrock).
EP
Taking down the pics of the SSOTD in question is one way to go about things...
OR
You could get a set of balls and move you and the First Lady out of you Future Ex-In Laws House!!! The Old Lady isnt giving you "The Eyes" because you peddle smut....its because you are living with their daughter in THEIR HOUSE!!! So wether you are watching late night porn on MAX (ch's 341-344) or getting a glass or orange juice from the fridge....you are gonna get those "EYES"!!!
Move to Roxbury and DARE any fathers to come knocking on your door!!
I cannot believe you have your home address posted. You ever heard of a PO Box?
"Bottomline is you shouldn't post pics of yourself on the Internet that you're not cool with people seeing. Strangers and friends. YOu're an idiot if you do otherwise. Still I don't blame the dad for being pissed But we're not the problem. We just bring the problem to light
— elpresidente, Apr 14 2008, 2:46 pm"
Heck, it's the law of the Internet. I'm sure this guy just didn;t get it.
I wonder if he's looking for Tom from MySpace's address?
Hell we don’t even post the really racy ones that people send us.
— elpresidente, 2:16 pm
WHAT?? Holding back on us are you? The worst part of this entire post is finding out you have pictures of hot chicks being racy and your keeping them all to yourself.
IS THAT YOU DR. HOOK(PAUL MAC)?
It has to be the SSOTD that everyone was raving about last week...the one brunette that went to school in CT, Quinnipiac I think. She had a couple of bikini shots, one where she was holding a football. She was one of the hottest of all times. She could have been somebody. She could have been a contender!! F-you dad. Your daughter is a hottie!!
Prez, this is easy. You need to come up with a scripted document to hand over to angry dads. Here's a draft:
Congratulations. Your daughter has been selected as a smokeshow of the day. As a token of our appreciation, we'd like to offer you a packet of our 20 most recent issues.
You may be experiencing some mixed emotions about this honor bestowed upon your daughter.
If you feel we've taken advantage of your little girl, let's get a few things clear. First, your daughter is 18 and is a legal adult capable of making her own choices. Second, if you don't like the choices your daughter has made, you should think back to the first 18 years of her life and ask yourself what mistakes you made rearing her if she doesn't reflect your moral beliefs.
El Pres,
Love ya buddy - but it was only a matter of time before this happened. When I first saw your Abington address posted, my first thought was similar to the guy yelling at his daughter over the phone "never post personal information!"
Can you confirm whether the dad in question was the same one that got tough on the phone with you?
He may be the first but he won't be the last. Maybe it's time to move out of your girlfriend's house and get a place of your own. Maybe a little less time spending money on the skimpy outifts for the models and gambling and more time getting a lease maybe even a mortgage.
Tell the next dad that gives you shit to check his daughter's cell phone, too: http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2008/04/14/tech/main4013175.shtml
Wish we had cell phones when I was a kid.
Please tell me there will still be smokeshow postings.
Yeah-it has to be the Quinnipiac brunette chick. Um, dad, she was out everywhere wearing a microbikini-drinking. Trust me, a lot more has gone on with her than a minor smokeshow post. Go easy, get her some fake ones (she could use 'em), and take her to Hollywood. El Prez, look on the bright side, if he KO's you, you can sue and with a daughter in college, he probably has cash. Just trying to help with the driver/license thing.
EP,
Email some names. I'm sure I can find dirt on the father, and nekked pics of the chick.
http://barstoolsports.com/article/barstool_local_smokeshow_day_lisa/2207/
at least it wasn't this girl, or else she'd be taken down...
Did this gal get permalinked?
How pissed would dad have been if his daughter's half naked on the site and then reads how some D-bag in the comments is pointing out her slightly oversized belly button...
Prez, I dunno if you've already addressed it before or not but you should just make barstool an LLC and get a PO Box, gets your address out of it, and if somehow someone ends up getting a case against you, the frist lady's family wouldn't have any liability. If you set up as a sole prop, and the address is the first lady's house, a lawsuit could go after that. I'm not 100% about all that, but worth talking to a lawyer to check.
Hey Pres,
You mentioned you were out at the time the dad showed up - were you on a long walk or something now that you don't drive?
Prez - Your new limo driver?
Jayson Williams
pres, im gona host a funraiser here in providence to pay for your security. I will not stand still while some crazy dad threatens the stool
and then forming a counter intelligence agency to chase down any other threats
Prez-
My first inclination is to tell you to stay strong with the misses and the family. But that's not a battle worth fighting...ever.
So, I agree with everyone else, incorporate and get a P.O. Box. You are not in the wrong here. Remember that. Thank you for continued postings and I look forward to the "racy pictures that we hold back" bonanza that will come out later this week.
You reap what you sew. What does he expect when he raises a whore?
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Are Brady and Gisele Engaged?
From the NY Post:
FLASH! from Hollywood. (Well, at least it's a little light-bulb pop.) That hot couple - football's Tom Brady and model Gisele Bundchen. Are they formally and actually engaged? Gisele stopped into LA's Billion Dollar Brows salon for some grooming. (Never underestimate the power of the dynamic brow.)
One of the attendants noticed a really big diamond on her left hand. "Tom 
bought it for me at Tiffany's!" Gisele announced when complimented on its dazzling size. "But I can't wear it much around here. They are always at you." She meant the pack rats of the paparazzi.
Is this couple about to be wed? Sometimes a ring is just a ring, but meantime, Gisele is very well blinged.
Obviously this is only speculation, nothing is official, there's been no announcement. I mean, there could be plenty of reasons why a guy would put a giant diamond ring on the left hand of a chick he's been dating for over a year that have nothing to do with a wedding proposal. I can't think of any at the moment, but there has to be lots of them. But at the same time, Tom Brady is an old fashioned, romantic, traditional, family values kind of guy. (Don't let the one bad pass he threw into Bridget's fallopian tubes make you think otherwise.) I just can't picture him asking Giselle to jump the broom without doing it by the book; asking permission from her mom and dad, getting down on one knee, popping the question, boinking her all night like a couple of crazed bonobo monkeys, then calling family and friends in the morning to tell them the good news.
Actually I've come up with one non-engagement explanation. For the last eight years I've been studying Brady like Diane Fosse studied silverbacks and I've discovered that the only reason Brady ever does anything in this world is to help his team win football games. It's his only motivation. If he's putting a giant chunk of ice on Gisele's hand, he's doing it as a ploy. To get the rest of the football world focused on this "are they or aren't they" business instead of Spygate or the Super Bowl fiasco, and distracted from trying to figure out what the Pats will do with the No. 7 pick in the draft. So this whole thing is a diversion. Brilliant. I wouldn't be surprised if the purchase was made with Bob Kraft's credit card.
Bruins Game 3 Playoff Blog
Frequent readers of this blog (both of you) know my disdain for the Fake Garden. But last night, the place made me feel like a proud papa as it turned into Goosebump Central. Any non-French Canadian in the joint couldn't have felt any better during the anthem. Not to get all Barry Windham/Mike Rotundo on your ass, but there's nothing quite like 12,000+ people (had to be at least 5,000 fans in red last night) belting out the Star Spangled Banner in unison, a genuine spine-tingling moment. Except for maybe an OT game-winner to save a season. Both of which brought the house down, creating a truly memorable night.
Picture of the Day: Sam Cassell Getting It On With the Celts Strength and Conditioning Coach
Bostonherald.com - "Celtics point guard Sam Cassell gets some help stretching from Strength and Conditioning Coach Bryan Doo before a game earlier this month."
Umm is this picture serious? I am 100% positive that this picture has to be photoshopped, but at the same time I am 100% positive it's not. I mean the Herald doesn't publish photoshopped pictures right? Therefore, I think it's safe to say that Bryan Doo is just a little bit to excited with the way this stretch is going. There is like a 79% chance that his dick is actually inside Sam Cassell right now.
Midget Soccer Team Is Pretty Freaking Good
When I first heard about this dwarf soccer team I kind of thought it was a joke. But these midgets are pretty freaking good. They'd totally be one of the best teams in the WNBA or MLS or whatever that American soccer league is called.
Rate This Guys Impression of Red Sox Batting Stances Past And Present
I gave it a 2 simply based on the fact that I don't know how you can't include Phil Plantier in this thing? Yeah he only had a cup of coffee with the Sox, but his impact can't be measured in time served. I mean at least half of the kids in New England, myself included, modeled their wiffleball stance after this guy. He deserves to be in this video.
PS - I got a closet full of Phil Plantier and Juan Gonzalez rookie cards if anybody is interested
- FanIQ
Yankees Dig Up David Ortiz Shirt Underneath New Yankee Stadium
ESPN.com - It took about five hours, but the Red Sox jersey that was embedded in the concrete of the Yankees' new stadium to place a curse on the New York franchise has been unearthed with jackhammers. Constructions workers dug through the concrete at the new Yankee stadium to find a jersey of Boston's David Ortiz. Earlier this week, a construction worker who is a Boston fan working on the concrete crew at the $1.3 billion new Yankee Stadium buried a Red Sox shirt in with the concrete foundation, in the hopes of jinxing the New York Yankees' new home, the New York Post reported. "They absolutely pinpointed that if it was in the ground, that's where it was," Yankees spokeswoman Alice McGillion told the newspaper. "I hope his co-workers kick the [expletive] out of him," Yankees co-chairperson Hal Steinbrenner said.
I love it. If this doesn’t officially signal the fact that the Red Sox vs. Yankees rivalry has done a 180 degree turn than I don’t know what does. I mean if this was a couple years ago Red Sox Nation would be freaking out. Dan Shaughnessy would be on every talk show in America discussing the curse and selling books like it was going out of style. But now that we've established ourselves as the team of century and have made the Yankees our bitch, it’s the Bombers who are worried about jinxes and voodoo bullshit. I mean did they really waste time and money drilling through cement to find this shirt? Did they really threaten to sue the construction worker who planted the shirt? That’s a far cry from the days of the 1918 chant. Bottom-line is that only losers who can’t win the big one worry about stuff like this. Regardless I got to admit that I still love Hank Steinbrenner. Guy is hilarious. Who cares if he’s crazy? At least he comes across as genuine which is more than I can say about our ownership group. I’m sure John Henry will release an extremely unfunny statement about this whole fiasco within the next two days complete with a bada boom joke at the end.
Did this dad go to Facebook and Myspace as well (as I'm assuming that's where you got them)?
Maybe his duaghter shouldn't be such a slut slapping her pics around the net.