Lisa Robyn Marinelli, 40, a substitute teacher at Mitchell High School in New Port Richey, Florida has been arrested and charged with unlawful sex with a minor. Marinelli is accused of having a sexual relationship with a 17-year-old male student. It is further alleged that the boy’s father told investigators that he saw his son “holding his pants together and putting them back in place” after exiting Marinelli’s vehicle late last month. Marinelli is further accused of giving the 17-year-old boy a pair of her underwear as a memento of their sexual relationship. Reportedly investigators have evidence of numerous text messages and phone calls between the two including one in which the boy allegedly text messages Marinelli, “How about a quickie tomorrow afternoon?” and to which the teacher allegedly replied, “real men only need 20 minutes”. The sexual relationship is alleged to have started in January when the boy was 16.

Let's hear it for Florida! Once famous only for being God's On-deck Circle, the Sunshine State is becoming the nation's leading producer of educator turptitude. What Nebraska is to corn, Florida is to hot predatory teachers. And I have to say, while I consider myself a tough grader on these matters, Lisa Robyn Marinelli simply blows me away. She's undoubtedly the best we've seen this academic year and I'll be surprised if she doesn't crack the Sex Scandal Teacher starting lineup. Is she kidding us with "real men only need 20 minutes"? If I was getting seduced by Lisa Robyn I'd wonder what we'd do with the last 17 minutes.

The Grades:
Looks: Those sultry, F- me eyes, that wild cougar hair, those DSLs... unbelievable. Is she Erica Chevallier? No, but 40 year old women don't get much hotter than this. Grade: A-
Moral Compass/Bad Judgement: Outstanding effort. Doing him in the car with his father in the vicinity. The underwear. The horny text messages... "phone sext"... any time a teacher is so obsessed with banging a teenage boy that they'll leave physical evidence like that, it's worth big credit here. Grade: A+.
Intangibles: Remember how you treated substitute teachers? Any woman depraved enough to face a class room full of kids talking in class, getting out of their seats, drawing dicks on each others books and claiming the regular teacher didn't give them an assignment, and still picking a kid out of the crowd she wants to seduce... she gets top grades from me. Grade: A.
Overall: A. Way to go, Miss Marinelli. That's really raising the bar.
(Thanks to Joe A for the story.)