Don’t mess with Texas. Isn’t that the state motto? Well the Celtics blew through Texas like a tornado through a trailer park. In fact, we're 6-0 against those ten-gallon hat wearing bastards this season. The rest of the league has to accept us as future champions now. It's inevitable. As for the game, the Celtics nearly pissed this one away down the stretch. But Ray Allen was able to bail them out with a shut-the-fuck-up three pointer with 30 seconds left.

Chuck - Red's Army

And does anyone know who the hell Tyler Perry is? You might be the only person watching that House of Payne show on TNT. Then again, I'd rather watch that show then listen to Reggie Miller butcher the english language.