Have people noticed this new Red Bull commercial that has been playing around the clock lately?   Basically it’s for some annual competition Red Bull does called Flugtag where people fly machines into the water.   Anyway I’ve developed a total crush on the blond chick who blows on the gun in the commercial.  She’s like Jessica Simpson with attitude.    I have no idea who she is but I would totally leave the First Lady for a shot at this chick.   Just kidding.  Sort of.   So am I the only one who is infatuated with this chick or has everybody sneaky been beating off to her?   Just kidding.  Sort of.  In any event Red Bull chick is totally the 2nd hottest no name chick on the planet behind the Reef chick.