Kansas.com - 35-year-old woman who apparently spent two years in her boyfriend's bathroom in Ness City had become stuck to the toilet seat, authorities said Wednesday. "She was not glued. She was not tied. She was just physically stuck by her body. It is hard to imagine. ... I still have a hard time imagining it myself," Ness County Sheriff Bryan Whipple said in a telephone interview, adding that it appeared her body fat had grown attached to the seat. Authorities planned to present their report to the county attorney later Wednesday to see if any charges should be filed against her 36-year-old boyfriend, Whipple said. The boyfriend called police on Feb. 27 to report that "there was something wrong with his girlfriend," Whipple said, adding he never explained why it took him two years to call. He said the boyfriend had brought the woman food and water during the two years and told investigators he asked her daily to come out of the bathroom. "And her reply would be, 'Maybe tomorrow,'" Whipple said. "According to him, she did not want to leave the bathroom."  The house had another bathroom he could use. Police found the clothed woman sitting on the toilet, her sweat pants down to her mid-thigh as if she was using the toilet. Her legs looked like they had atrophied, he said. "She was sitting on the toilet and was somewhat disoriented," Whipple said. "She said that she didn't need any help, that she was OK and did not want to leave." "We pried the toilet seat off with a prybar and the seat went with her to the hospital," Whipple said. "The hospital removed it."

I pray to god the First Lady reads this blog.  Because let me just say this loud and clear.   If my girlfriend ever thinks she’s going to sit on the can for 2 years straight and I’m just going to bring her food and water like her little bitch and not break up with her, she’s fucking crazy.    I can put up with it for maybe 2 months, but anything beyond that is just asking too much.   I won’t do it!   I can’t do it! I don’t care whose house we live in and all that shit.    Taking a 2 year dump is unacceptable.    Not everybody is as forgiving as this guy in the story.