I have an agreement with the organizers of Daytona Bike Week. They don't tell me how to blog about the Patriots and pedophile teachers, and I don't tell them how to put on a Cole Slaw Wrestling event. That's how we keep the peace.

Having said that, I have to call them out for breaking the cardinal rule of putting on any food wrestling competition: No homely chicks. Go with whatever number of hot girls you can find. Don't water down the competition just to fill out the brackets. Less is more. Check out the girl at the 2:30 mark on the first clip and tell me they wouldn't have been better off just holding one match, her against the second best looking woman available instead of all these beasts who are at home next to piles of cole slaw because they look like fried chicken parts. Shame on them for inviting her without having her rassle. The classic bait-and-switch.

I found out about this on Coed Magazine...