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MIAMI -- A woman who obtained a restraining order earlier this year in a domestic violence case against New England Patriots star Randy Moss wants the case dismissed, court records show. Moss attorney Richard Sharpstein said Tuesday his client was "extremely pleased" by the outcome.  "There has finally been acknowledgment that the injuries were not intentionally inflicted," Sharpstein said. An attorney for Washington did not immediately respond to a telephone message seeking comment. The restraining order was issued Jan. 14 after Washington accused Moss of "battery causing serious injury" in a civil domestic violence case.

And so another member of the Anti Patriot Anti America Propaganda Machine has fallen by the wayside.   Is there any doubt this bitch is connected to John Tomase who is connected to Arlen Spector who is connected to Matt Walsh who is connected to Don Shula?  They are all part of one of the greatest conspiracies this country has ever seen.  This group of misfits among many others played the media like a fiddle and stooped to new lows in an attempt to prevent the Patriots from winning yet another superbowl.  And while these scumbags may have succeeded in the short run you can only prevent the inevitable for so long.   All I can say is that pay back is a bitch.   Now as far as this lady goes what happens now?   To quote Al Capone; I want this chick dead! I want her family dead! I want her house burned to the ground! I want to go there in the middle of the night and piss on here ashes!  

Yeah, that just about sums up what should happen to this chick. 

PS – Buy a Straight Cash Homey Shirt to celebrate!

With or without a belly button Raymond's wife is still looking pretty fucking good for a 50 year old. And not to be out done, according to TMZ Mary Ann began serving six months of unsupervised probation today after getting busted with marijuana in her car after driving home from her birthday party in Idaho -- and she's 69!

Anyway time to rate her Raymond's wife. Keep in mind she's 50 when voting.

Well I’ve been watching Tennessee for years and had no idea they were some snitches.  No idea!   Just goes to show you learn something new every day. 

Also did I mention this guy hates Tennessee? And pumpkins too.

- saw this on deadspin

March 11, 2008 -- TAMPA - The New York Yankeesgave new meaning to the term "Billy Ball" last night - and you can be sure Billy Martin is turning over in his grave.  The Yankees announced they have signed Billy Crystal. He's going to work out with the team Wednesday and play in Thursday's game against the Pirates. Derek Jeter said he is happy to have Crystal as a teammate.  "Good for him, he's really excited, and he's really nervous," Jeter said last night

Ha! Ha!  Oh there is a God!   This by far trumps anything that the Red Sox have done in terms of stupidity.  I’m begging and I mean begging for John Henry not to think this is a good idea and try to one up the Yankees by signing Ben Affleck and Matt Damon to a contract. Think that’s crazy talk?   I’d bet my life that John Henry and Tom Werner are already discussing this issue as we speak.  Hell, they’ll probably try and convince Theo to let them suit up for a regular season game just to leave no doubt.     Anyway, the best case scenario for this Billy Crystal thing is that he gets hurt in this game.   Nothing too bad.  Just like a broken leg or something.

SD knocked off Gonzaga last night to win the WCC Championship and snag a bid into the tournament. And god knows they're bringing these t-shirts with them.

PS - Did I mention that our March Madness Party was Friday March 21st at The Place? I'll buy a free round for any group of guys who can get me one of these t-shirts.

MILFORD — They came as grandfathers, mothers, Town Meeting members, churchgoers and high school juniors. They came prepared, toting cow bells, signs and umbrellas. They came to make their point. And, they did. Beep, beep, beeeeeep, came the sound as passersby laid on their horns, driving past Doc's Sports Bar and the 100-plus picketers that stood in the cold rain yesterday, waving signs with slogans like, ``No nudes is good nudes.'' Keeping dry inside his black pickup during the planned protest, Doc's owner Kevin Coady Sr. sat parked in his pub's parking lot, watching the picketers, taking their pictures. He was there, he said, to protect these folks, the ones who were protesting his business plans on the edge of his property.  ``We can deal with the karaoke on Wednesday nights in the summer,'' Patty Bautz said. ``This goes over the line. There's no place for it here, not in our neighborhood.'',  Luis Gonzalez, 16, a High School junior, carried a ``Keep Milford Safe'' sign.

First of all Luis Gonzalez can cut the shit.     Honestly who is he trying to fool?  Dude, I know it and you know it.  You’ll be the first person at Doc’s getting asses grinded onto your dick so do me a favor and put the sign down and go home.     Now as far as the rest of these people go, they can all relax.  Listen strippers need to work to.  After all, if you can’t have a strip club in Milford than where can you have one?   Some town has to bite the bullet and Milford seems like a logical choice.  I mean what else do they have there besides nothing?  Plus they already let Karaoke into town so strip clubs is the next logical step.

PS – I always take pictures of my enemies to protect them.  Yeah that’s it.   Pictures to protect them.

MITCH WILLIAMS lived up to his "Wild Thing" nickname Saturday at a Catholic Youth Organization basketball game in Medford, N.J. The former Phillies hurler cursed at a female referee who was calling a basketball game in which his daughter, a fifth-grader, was playing for St. Mary of the Lakes against Our Lady of Good Counsel.

Williams... told us yesterday that he was sorry for using the f-word while yelling at the ref. "I'm emotional when it comes to my kids. What I saw happening was completely unfair," Williams said, referring to his daughter's team being fouled repeatedly with a lack of calls from the refs.

Those whiners in the Medford, NJ CYO need to get something straight: in hoops, some people get the calls and some don't. At any level. Shaq gets to throw elbows others can't. AI has been palming is entire career. Jordan got three steps. Duke gets charging calls late in games at Cameron. That's how life is, deal with it. And when a girl's dad is a card-carrying psychotic, she deserves to get the calls. Especially when the dad in question is carrying with him the inner rage that can only come from giving up the World Series-losing home run to Joe Carter because you don't want to cross a guy with pain like that burning a hole in his gut. Williams is a flippin' time bomb, capable of anything. Just like what Homer told Lisa that time: "Yes, honey...Just squeeze your rage up into a bitter little ball and release it at an appropriate time, like that day I hit the referee with the whiskey bottle. Remember that honey? Hm? Do you remember? Sure you do."

Another game, another blowout win for the Celtics. I mean, this is getting too damn easy. The C’s have absolutely manhandled the Bulls, Grizzlies and Sixers in the last three games. I know those teams suck, but the Celtics never trailed in those games. Not for one second. The 9-game winning streak has pushed us to 50 wins…against 12 losses. Can you believe it’s been 16 fuckin’ years since we’ve been this good? Next week is the real test. Spurs, Rockets, Dallas and New Orleans on the road. I’m predicting a split. And while I’m on the topic of the Rockets, I need to bitch about ESPN and SI ranking them as the best team in the NBA. Does anyone honestly believe Houston would beat Boston in a best of 7 series in the finals?

Chuck - Red's Army

Dailymail - They are among fashion's highest paid models, paid thousands to model designer clothes. But in these rarely seen photos, the only outfit they needed to show off was their birthday suits.  Kate Moss and Gisele Bundchen are among several celebrities featured in a stunning collection of photography which is set to go under the hammer Christie's auction house in New York. Kate's photo is expected to fetch $30-40,000 (Ã�£15-Ã�£20,000) at auction, as is Brazilian Gisele's.

Are people paying 30 grand because of the photographer or because it’s Gisele naked?   Because I got to be honest here.   I don’t really even consider this a naked picture.   I wouldn’t pay more than 5 bucks for this thing.   I mean there are a billion hotter pictures of Gisele floating around on the Internet that I can cut and paste for free.  Now if it came with a Directors Cut of the Rio video than that may be a different story.

- You've been blinded

Oregon Urology Institute - Guys, what would you endure for a weekend in paradise? To not only be able to watch a potential of 48 first- and second- round games of the NCAA men's basketball tournament on TV, but to do so with free pizza and total sympathy from your spouse? How about a vasectomy? "I thought it was a great idea," says Dr. Brady Walker, 38, one of the institute's doctors. "Guys would, electively, never have anybody do anything to their testicles. That's just the male mentality."  But throw in the allure of pizza, a doctor's 'no-exerting-yourself' edict and four days of watching low-seeded teams challenge high-seeded teams - and a man's nobility might soar like Maarty Leunen on a breakaway jam. The ad began running in mid-February with Justin Myers, host of KSCR's "Sports Idol" show, doing the play-by-play. "It's Snip City," he says in the one-minute spot, "and we have the ticket for 24 lucky guys to get their premium vasectomy appointment on the day before the tournament." "Research shows four out of five guys want to schedule their vasectomy before a major sports event." "Your friends at The Score," Myers says in the ad, "will set you up with a recovery kit that includes a bag of frozen peas, sports magazines, free pizza delivery, plus more."

It’s time for our first formal announcement regarding our 4^th annual March Madness Party at the Place.   This of course is taking place Friday March 21^st.  Tip time 12:30.  So if you haven’t requested that day off from work yet now is the time.  There is no excuse not be there.  Not even if you’re having a vasectomy.  The good news is that you don’t have to RSVP for this puppy.    It’s just first come first serve.   But be forewarned it will be packed.    This party has come a long way since we did it four years ago at Cityside in Cleveland Circle.    I think the grand total of people in attendance that year were 2 with that being me and Chisholm.   The past couple years we’ve been jammed from the opening whistle all the way through the night cap.   Personally this is my favorite event of the year.    Probably because it’s the only event where I don’t have to run around like a chicken with my head cut off.  I can just sit back get loaded from 12:30 to 2am and bet my ass off watching all the games.   For a degenerate like me it just doesn’t get any better than that.     This year we gladly welcome all UMass fans to join the festivities and replace the Superfans who are home crying in their soup.   Hopefully we’ll see everybody there!

Boston.com - Greyhound to start offering its low-cost BoltBus service on runs between Boston and New York City starting next month, a spokesman said today. In Boston BoltBus will run to South Station, said Greyhound spokesman Dustin Clark, like regular Greyhound buses and competing lower-cost services such as Fung Wah Bus Transportation Inc. Exact schedules and ticket costs between Boston and New York are still being worked out, Clark said, but prices will start at $1. Aimed at students, commuters and travelers seeking express service between the large cities, BoltBus coaches will have extra legroom by having 51 seats per vehicle, Clark said, compared to the industry average of 54 seats, and will have WiFi access and bathrooms.

First of all I don’t trust anything that costs 1 dollar.    I’d be much more willing to ride the BoltBus if it cost 5 bucks as opposed to 1.   But that’s neither here nor there.   The real question with the BoltBus is whether it will be faster than or at least as fast as the Fung Wah?  Because the FungWah has already proven time and time again that it willing to crash in order to set new land speed records.   And as a passenger that’s really all you can ask for in a low budget high risk shuttle bus.    So who cares about extra legroom, WiFi and bathrooms if the Fung Wah smokes it?    As a great surfer once said you need to take big risks to get big rewards.  The same holds true for the BoltBus.

Those in the inner circle at Barstool Sports know that we’re in the process of redesigning our website.  I’ve been saving up every spare penny for this project.   Manzo hasn’t eaten for a week so I can afford to pay for it.   It’s an absolute bitch of a process too because I don’t know anything about it and it’s hard finding good people that you can trust and understand what we’re looking to do.  Luckily the long search for the right company has finally come to an end.    Introducing Fred and Sharon!    It’s a god damn Christmas miracle I found them! Who says there is no such thing as fate?

ORLANDO, Fla. - Orange Coast College captured three national cheer and dance championships last weekend (Jan. 12-13) at the 2007 Universal Cheerleaders Association (UCA) National Championships staged at the Walt Disney World Resort. OCC finished first in the open dance category, first in open hip hop competition, and first in the junior college cheerleading division. OCC’s dancers have now won nine national championships, and the cheerleaders have garnered six national titles.  "Our cheerleaders and dancers turned in an amazing performance in Orlando," said OCC cheerleading advisor, Mike Reynolds. "We’ve won a lot of national titles over the years, but never three in a single year. This is unprecedented. I’m very proud of our students. They worked hard for this."

Hmm, I think the OCC cheerleader advisor Mike Reynolds is going to have a whole new bag of tricks to deal with after these photos from Don Chavez hit the web.   Apparently not only does the OCC specialize in winning national titles, but they also excel at naked hotel room photo shoots.   It’s a pretty dominating combination when you think about it.   National Champs by day and sluts by night.

PS – Remind me never to post any embarrassing pictures of myself online because Don Chavez will find them, post them and send them to every blog in America.   I’m telling you we’ve gotten more incriminating photos sent to us from him of absolute nobody’s over the past 2 months than anybody in the history of the earth.   He’s like a smut version Inspector Gadget.    Yes there are way more NSFW pics of the OCC girls on his website if you want to see them.

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