Did people see Carly Smithson’s mom yesterday on American Idol?  Total bombshell!  What the hell happened to Carly?  Her mom must have gotten knocked up by some ugly dude when she was drunk or something.  I was going to post a picture of her but the first lady fucking deleted American Idol from our DVR without my permission.   Now some other blog will get credit for my witty observation.  That’s why chicks shouldn’t be allowed to touch the clicker.   Anyway, I digress.  Carly’s mom got me thinking about MILF’s in general and something that has been on my mind for months.    Is Whole Foods the MILF capital of the world or is it just the one in Hingham?  Because I’ve never seen anything like it.   I mean it doesn’t matter when you go in there, you’re bound to find MILF’s in their late 20’s early 30’s with rings the size of mountains running around in their little milf pants.  Every single one of them looks like they just came from the gym.   And they probably did too because that’s part of the contract when they agree to marry their rich husbands.  Just go food shopping and stay hot.     I’m telling you it’s literally a MILF paradise.   I’m wondering whether this is just Whole Foods in Hingham or does this phenomenon happen at every Whole Foods?