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Random Thoughts – March 2nd


The Olsen Twins Suck

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These glasses are so fucking ugly that I'm guessing the First Lady probably owns a pair. Because nobody wears uglier sunglasses than her. In fact I almost stopped seeing her after two dates because of them. I just couldn't take her seriously. But she didn't put out right away so I had to keep her around and she slowly grew on me.

Anyway the Olsen Twins need to stop worrying about being so ugly/fashionable and start being more concerned about being hot. After all being a bizillionaire can only get you so far in this world.

— elpresidente, 4:53 pm | permalink | 19 comments