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Random Thoughts – February 28th


Kate Beckinsale Loves Her Vagina

From Entertainmentwise:

When interviewed recently, [Kate Beckinsale] couldn’t stop talking about her vagina!Speaking to Allure magazine, the Underworld actress reveals: “I've only ever had about three boyfriends. Only a handful of people have seen into the Pharaoh's Tomb!" Kate sinks to lower depths when asked about her best feature. She gushes: “My best feature is unfortunately a private matter, although I'm told it is spectacular. But you can't really walk it down the red carpet. What can I say?" After a giggling fit, Kate then enlighten the interviewer, by silently mouthing the magical words: “My twat.

 

I'm trying to stop writing about Beckinsale, honestly I am. I don't want to be repetitive here, nor do I want to get the authorities involved in what is becoming a dangerous obession with me. But how can you ignore her when she keeps bringing the heat on an almost daily basis? I've seen every other part of her, and the notion that her va-jay-jay is better than the rest of her gives me the vapors. I'm glad I didn't hear her talk dirty about her girl parts in that accent. I'm not sure my heart would take it. And for the record, unlike some guys, yes I do believe it's possible to have a really good looking one. I have no doubt Kate's boyfriends are right on the money.

— Jerry Thornton, 4:30 pm | permalink | 47 comments