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Random Thoughts – February 27th


Braintree High Athletes Busted For Underage Drinking After They Stiff The Pizza Delivery Man

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BRAINTREE, Mass. -- A pizza deliveryman lead police to an underage drinking party last Saturday night. Police said the teens ordered a pizza and two bags of chips.  "They took the food and slammed the door," said Robert Sullivan, the pizza deliveryman. "So I knocked again, rang the doorbell and no one answered the door again."  Then Sullivan flagged down a local police officer driving by. Upon arrival on Plain Street in Braintree, police found several teenagers at an unsupervised party drinking alcohol. The host's parents were out of town. The group of partygoers included Braintree High School athletes. "As a result of these kids not paying a $10 bill, 39 individuals are being summoned into court to face minor in possession of alcohol charges," said Chief Paul Frazier of the Braintree Police Dept. Braintree High School officials said there is a zero tolerance policy at their school and the students will be disciplined.

Typical South Shore scumbags.   You wouldn’t see this shit on the North Shore I’ll tell you that much.   Yeah you may get stabbed late night at the Porthole, but people pay their pizza bill.  Honestly what the hell were these idiots thinking?   Never mind drawing attention to the fact that you’re underage and drinking, but who the fuck orders a pizza and doesn’t pay for it?   That’s like the lowest from of scumbag there is.  I mean how do you not empathize with the Pizza man?   He’s just driving around in a beat up car trying to scratch out a living.   You think he wants to be delivering pie for a career?   The last thing he needs is some teenage punks stealing his pizza and slamming the door in his face.    He probably gets docked a week’s pay for that if he returns back to the office empty handed.    Bottom-line is that hassling the delivery man is is just a total asshole move.  I hope these douche bags get incarcerated.

PS – For some reason the Papa Gino’s in South Weymouth has a bunch of old bags as their delivery boys.   I almost don’t even want to order it anymore because I don’t have the heart to face them when they show up.    I mean they seem like they are happy people, but how can you be happy when you’re 60 and a pizza delivery man?   I end up tipping their asses like triple so they can retire and because I feel guilty.  The whole thing ends up costing me more than it would to go to the Capital Grille but at least I can sleep at night.

— elpresidente, 11:48 am | permalink | 56 comments