Who the fuck is this guy?   Honestly who the fuck is he?   I’ve never ever seen a Myspace page like this before in my life.  He's like Pete Manzo on steriods. I mean these pictures are just the tip of the ice berg. All “Shy” does is get his picture taken with hot bitches, wear Tom Cruise aviator sun glasses and give the "Bam" sign to the camera.  BAM!   

As a side note that blond chick in the top picture with the hat on backwards is arguably the hottest chick I’ve ever seen in my life.  My god what an ass!  Even “Shy” decided not to do his patented “Bam” move because he was too busy trying to grope her.  I don’t blame him either.  BAM!