The new Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue is out and Marissa Miller is on the cover. This leaves me with one question and one question only.

How Does This?

Date This?

I will never understand hot chicks as long as I live. I don't get why they like hanging out at places where douchbags hang out. I don't get why they date douchebags. I don't get why they like guys with fucked up haircuts and girly clothes. Bottom line is that if I were a chick I'd want to date me only better looking.

- Kudos to What Would Tyler Durden Do for digging up the photo on this clown.