Introducing Emily from UMass. Now keep in mind I don't know Emily from a hole in the wall, but I just get the feeling looking at her pictures that there are about a million dudes who wish they were Emily's boyfriend. She seems like the All American chick that is super nice to everybody and super popular. In fact, there are probably like 500 nerds right now at Umass talking to each other trying to gather up the courage to ask her on a date because she makes everybody feel like they have a chance. But when push comes to shove she dates the QB of the football team and is going to end up being a MILF living in Hingham or Marblehead or something. At least that's my take.

Do you know any smokeshows? It's time to carry your weight. We're looking for any and all hot chicks from New England. Do your job and send them away so we can bestow the highest honor a hot chick can get. And that of course is smoke show of the day status. Send nominations to randomthoughts@ barstoolsports.com

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