A few months back I posed the question of how many weeks of straight drinking qualify as an official bender, and the answer, as voted by you the fans, came to 3 weeks.  Now today I have a similar question.  I was talking to this chick the other night about a particular local bar and she says to me, “Oh, I love (name of bar).  I’m a regular!”  Now I’m saying to myself, I’m in that place every f*cking night and I haven’t seen this girl once.  Of course what I actually said was “Oh, I must have missed you, it gets kind of dark…”  But the point is that you can’t just go around saying you’re a regular at a bar when you only drink there once a month.  It’s just not right, and frankly, it's offensive. 

In my mind, twice a week and then you can call yourself a regular. Anything more and you're probably an alcoholic, but anything less and you’re just a dude in a bar. Using the ratings system below, vote on how many times a week do you have to go to a bar before you're considered a regular.