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February 6, 2008

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2004 Miss Universe Wardrobe Malfunction

Reader Email

I've reading your stool daily for the past 11 months. I live in Cheyenne WY and even though you were a little over the top on NE all season, I have to admit your column is great.  Many a day it has made my day. Even though this happened in 2004 it has everything the Stool loves.

See not all people are useless pricks. This was refreshing. Somebody who actually had something nice to say and contributed with a funny video as well. Kind of restores my faith in humanity. I'm much more accustomed to the following type emails;

"Hey you guys suck and all your girls are gross and I hate this site even though I'm on it 24 hours on it a day. You suck. And oh by the way....You suck."

 

— elpresidente, 4:52 pm | permalink | 24 comments


Local Smokeshow of the Day (Alexandria)

Introducing Alexandria from Suffolk. God damn Suffolk is bringing the heat lately. Who would have thought they'd have so many smoke shows running around for such a small school. It's like the cradle of Barstool Smokeshows. And who is making these girls anyway? They kind of look like robots or something. Blond hair. Abnormally large chest. Skinny. Great Ass. Perfect legs, blah, blah, blah. I feel like a broken record but in a good way.

Keep the Smokeshow nominations coming! I feel like we've had a slowdown lately. Also we need the girls permission. So just sending the photos does us no good if they won't accept us on Facebook or Myspace. Send all nominations to randomthoughts@barstoolsports.com

 

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Click here for more pics of Alexandria.

 

— elpresidente, 3:58 pm | permalink | 62 comments


Barstool Mardi Gras Is Tomorrow!

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You know how you can tell it's a big Barstool party? We break out the glassware! First 300 people through the door get their own Hurricane Glass. Also masks are encouraged but definitely not mandatory. Anyway, time is running out to RSVP for this bad boy. RSVP to mardigras@barstoolsports.com.

And McFadden's doesn't have the biggest capacity of all time so I highly suggest getting on the list ASAP if you want to come. Girls will cut the line. So dudes if you don't want to wait bring some hot chicks with you.

PS - I just got the following email and I'm pretty sure it wasn't spam.

"Your charm will get you the dates, your giant Schlong will get them in bed."

Bring on Mardi Gras!

 

 

— elpresidente, 3:20 pm | permalink | 6 comments


I Think I Want The New Jordans

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I was in downtown crossing yesterday doing my paper route when I came to what I would qualify as a fairly stunning revelation.  I think I decided that I want to buy a new pair Jordan’s.  I don’t even know how it happened.  One second I was filling news racks and the next second I was staring into the window of Foot Locker thinking it may be cool to have them.    Fucking crazy right?  Do people even still wear these anymore?  I mean when I was growing up they were like the hottest thing of all time.  You were a fucking nobody if you didn’t have a pair of Jordan’s.  I think I had three or four pairs spanning from "87"-"90".   And I remember all hell breaking loose at Pennyworths every year on the day they came out.  It was a big deal.  It was like WW III in there.  And I swear they got uglier every year, but nobody gave a shit.   It didn’t even matter what color or size you got them in either.  You just took whatever they had left.   I think I was walking around in sneakers that would fit Shaq for a year or so.  Anyway, back to the point.  Is there any way for me to pull off actually wearing these things?   Or am I way out of my league here?   I mean I’d have to be the oldest white dude not in the NBA rocking these right?    But I’m sick of all this Puma and hip sneaker shit.   It’s time to go back to basics.   Has anybody else thought about buying a pair lately?   Fuck it.   I think I’m going to do it.   I need some new route sneakers.   And I feel like a pair of 2008 Air Jordan’s will class up the entire operation.

As a total side note, I also met my new favorite pan handler yesterday in downtown crossing.   His name is Danny Flynn and he was introducing himself to everybody the following way;

 “Hi I’m Danny Flynn, Homeless Guy. Nice to meet you.” 

 It sounded like he was running for President.  I’m not sure if he broke it out just for Super Tuesday, but I gave him a buck anyway.  I'm such a good guy.

— elpresidente, 2:39 pm | permalink | 30 comments


Donnie Baseball's Wife Obsessed With Donnie Baseball

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EVANSVILLE, Ind.-- The estranged wife of Los Angeles Dodgers coach Don Mattingly was arrested and charged with public intoxication and disorderly conduct after police say she refused to leave his property in Indiana.

Police arrested 45-year-old Kim Mattingly after they were called to the home of the former Yankee first baseman to investigate reports of a person refusing to leave on Saturday, a probable cause affidavit said. The affidavit, signed by a Vanderburgh County Sheriff's Deputy Chad Howard, said she smelled of alcohol and screamed at officers.

The couple filed for divorce in November on the grounds of irreconcilable differences. The divorce has not been finalized, and no further action has been taken.

Well you can’t really blame Kim Mattingly aka “Kimmy Baseball”.  I mean think about it - she’s married to the freaking Hit Man, naturally she’s going to be a little upset and go on a 9 week bender after they file for divorce. I did the same thing when he retired in ’95.   But I can tell you right now Don was never in love with her.  No way.  Every Yankee fan knows Don’s one true love was the batting cage.  Just look at all the greats: Bird, Jordan, Montana, Sinatra, Lincoln - these guys can’t stay married.  They’re too good.  You can only focus so much of your brain on your wife when you’ve got Gold Gloves, scoring titles and Super Bowls to win.  And who knows, with the Yankee first base situation in shambles, maybe Don is planning a comeback?   I don’t care if he’s 100, although his wife looks like fucking hell (see left), I’d still rather have Don at 1B over Shelly Duncan and The Giambino.   

— manzo, 2:02 pm | permalink | 23 comments


Guess That Ass

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I know we just played Guess That Ass like 30 minutes ago, but sometimes you run across two asses that are so perfect that it would be an injustice to civilization not to publish them both immediately. Bottom line is that an ass like this waits for nobody. Click Here For the Answer

— elpresidente, 1:28 pm | permalink | 23 comments


Guess That Ass

— elpresidente, 12:32 pm | permalink | 29 comments


A Pats Fan Achieves (Near) Perfection By Jerry Thornton

 

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It was 10-something PM, Super Bowl Sunday.  In spite of the fact that when it comes to the cold I’m the biggest weenie in the world, I was in a t-shirt, sitting by myself on my cousin Phil’s back deck listening to the Patriots last possession of the season coming from inside of the house.  They were the only plays I missed all year.  I sat there and all I could think was how I deserved better than to have it end this way.  I’d given everything to the 2007 Patriots.  They got more than my best effort.  I’d given them The Perfect Season.

- Click to Read Jerry's Entire Article

 

— elpresidente, 11:59 am | permalink | 33 comments


Celtics Blog: This Didn't Really Help At All

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My nuts are still swollen and sore from David Tyree, Justin Tuck and Eli Manning kicking me repeatedly on Sunday.  So last night... as I slowly lowered myself onto the modified hemmorhoid donut that I have to use for the next three weeks... I was ready for a little healing.  Unfortunately... the Celtics were not able to help me out.

Yes... Yes... I know.  KG is still out and Paul Pierce was sitting on the bench puking during time outs.  It was a valiant effort against the defending Conference champs and blah... blah... blah.  Unfortnately, I wasn't exactly in the mood for "entertaining" and "strong effort."  I was in the mood for "Severe Anal Raping of Cleveland."  After realizing how bad Pierce was, I was happy to accept "We're so awesome, we beat Cleveland with 1.5 of our Big 3." 

And the C's had a chance.  They cut an 8 point lead down to 2 with less than a minute to go.  They played shitty defense all night long but they managed to force a miss... but then Rajon Rondo promptly lost the ball to Daniel Gibson (nickname: Boobie...hee hee).  Then LeBron magically missed a shot... but the C's couldn't grab the rebound and that was it.  Posey hit a meaningless 3 at the buzzer to make it a 1 point loss... but the damage was done.  I have to wait a little while longer before I can go back to being an obnoxious prick about my sports teams. And to make it worse, LeBron James joined Wilt Chamberlain as the only players to score at least 30 points in nine straight games against the Celtics. 

So thanks, Sports Gods.  And a hearty "Fuck yah mutha" to you too.  You know... you could have just tied me to a chair and forced me to watch nothing but "Welcome Home Roscoe Jenkins" and Carlos Mencia commercials for a week.  It would have had the same effect.

John - RedsArmy.com

— Red's Army, 11:28 am | permalink | 7 comments


This Picture Makes Me Very Angry

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I got to be honest here.  This is the most infuriating picture I’ve ever seen in my life.   Somebody could have sent me a picture of Vito banging the First Lady and I don’t think I would have been this upset.    Now I know this is a Boston website and that nobody wants to see this junk, but I couldn’t handle it alone.   If I didn’t post it and vent about it, I think my anger would have just built up and built up until I freaked out and murdered somebody at our Mardi Gras party for no reason.  So I apologize for posting it, but I had to let it out.      I just want to stab Vito right in his fat fuck face.   And the beauty of it is that Vito is probably a Jets fan.   Now before the Pats lost on Sunday I was on the record as saying I didn’t hate the Giants and I didn’t view this game as a New York vs. Boston type of thing.   Boy was I naive.    The bottom line is that whenever you go against New York you need to win.  Because if you don’t all the stereotypical NY assholes are going to come out of the woodwork and start acting like typical NY scumbags.   75% of them probably never even watched a Giant game this season, but they’ll act like they’re season ticket holders and had them all the way.  It’s vintage NY.   They could really take some lessons from us on winning with class. I can’t wait until baseball season so the Sox can rub the Yankees faces in mud again.    Fuck New York.

— elpresidente, 10:43 am | permalink | 180 comments

Fuck this Johnnycakes makin mother fucker...

I've been a NYG fan all my life!!! (Then why are you a Jet's STH asshole???)

Internet Cowboy, Feb 06 2008, 10:49 am

At least Tom Brady could fuck any of the giants wives/girlfriends.

IHateTheMannings, Feb 06 2008, 10:50 am

I said at the time New York should never win against Boston because this is what happens. Typically arrogant reaction from typically New Yorkers.

peter1975, Feb 06 2008, 10:50 am

Yes, a lot of class shown by Pats fans all year, especially on this website. You all can wash your Humble Pie down with a nice big glass of Karma Juice.

Goulet!!!, Feb 06 2008, 10:55 am

I knew there would be Giants fan coming from out of nowhere on this site, but it was pretty nuts there for a while.

Pres,

The cover model...was she the chick wearing the celtics jersey in smokeshow of the day?

dickhead, Feb 06 2008, 10:55 am

Fuck New York!

I love that all of the Jets fans are all of a sudden jumping on the Giants bandwagon. The Jets suck, so do you, get over it. It only makes you look like more of an asshole jumping from ship to ship.

go4broke44, Feb 06 2008, 10:56 am

Goulet!!!

Congrats on finally getting your championship noodle wet. What's that the first time in 9 years?

Sorry, the 2000 Yankee championship doesn't count b/c of Clemens, Pettite, Chuck Knob, and company.

dickhead, Feb 06 2008, 10:56 am

He painted his dog blue for the game! What did you expect? I have to say as much as I am depressed, give them their due, let them party it up. We would be unbearable to the rest of the world if we had won. True story

lugnutz, Feb 06 2008, 10:57 am

Speaking of Jets fans...has steve botto released anything new?

dickhead, Feb 06 2008, 10:57 am

Being the fan of an 18-1 team >>> Being known as 'That fag' on Sopranos

Sully9, Feb 06 2008, 10:58 am

He's a fat sack of shit!!
Its a good thing no one takes this cock sucker serious.
Get this: I saw this Homo on ESPN and he had his lil white dog
dyed Giants blue, no shit! Johnny cakes YOU SUCK!!
Im a die hard Pats fan, however I do like the Giants of old,
LT,Simms,Bavaro...Real men, Not like this sloppy sack of turd.
Have another Johnnycake you Fat Bastad!!

Hey New York fans? When do pitchers and catchers report?
Thats what I thought...

WilforkUup, Feb 06 2008, 11:00 am

Class??????????????????????

Who are you kidding??

At least this clown was walking around with 18-1 on his mug days before the Giants actually won!

soniccurve, Feb 06 2008, 11:00 am

Wait... Boston fans win with class. Yeah maybe with other Boston fans. Come to NY and NJ and see how Boston fans act around here when they beat a NY team.

Oh and Dickhead... The years the Yankee players are accused of using steroids doesn't coincide when the Yankees won. So know what you are talking about before you speak. Oh and the steroid report was done by a RedSucks Board member. Surprising no Sox were on it.

smokeyjh05, Feb 06 2008, 11:02 am

Yea Pres cause they '04 Sox and '01 Pats bandwagon was pretty empty after their championships. They only had TRUE life long fans celebrating and rooting for them Im sure.

And guyes..Dont play the pitchers and catchers card..it just looks pathetic. Except the defeat, deal with celebration, and move on

goodmaaj, Feb 06 2008, 11:03 am

Don Vito's 18-1 means the train that ran on him last night. Zing!!!

True Story

Internet Cowboy, Feb 06 2008, 11:03 am

typical NY dickhead !!!! he's probably from Jersey,

Probably the same guy at my company (from the NY division) that spoke up this week on a conference call to say "is 18-1 considered the perfect season?" FU buddy! you haven't mentioned anything about a NY team in a year, since we been having these weekly calls, go back into hiding. how about those Knicks?

mic, Feb 06 2008, 11:04 am

Class? You mean like when the Red Sox won the World Series in '04, and your trash fans rioted, set fires, molested women, and injured countless police officers? Boy, if that's not class then I don't know what is. Or how bout the countless "Yankees Suck" and "Jeter Swallows" chants after Red Sox wins, regardless of who they play, and regardless of whether there is a grandmother with her eight year old girl sitting nearby. To say Boston fans have class is like saying people from Maine have good teeth. Boston sports fans are the absolute epitome of bandwagon fans, and epitome of disgustingness. Just look at the Celtics. Not a peep from Boston fans for years, and now, all of a sudden, you can't go anywhere without seeing people wearing Celtic green, and talking shit like they were there in '86, when they couldn't even name any players other than Paul Pierce last year. There's an analogy I use to describe the difference between Boston fans and New York fans. It's quite appropriate, and I'd like to share it with you and the rest of the shitheads who read this site. New York sports fans are like prize-winning, pure-bred dogs. They carry themselves with dignity, they win a shitload of competitions, and they don't feel the need to bark at other dogs. Boston fans on the other hand, are a bunch of ratty little mutts. The type of dogs that women with hair curlers carry in their purse. The kinds of dogs that take nasty little shits on the sofa, and have an annoying yelp that makes you wanna punt them. These little mutts have constantly been made inferior by the prize-winning dogs their whole lives. So whenever they get an opportunity to open their yelping little mouths, they yipyipyipyipyipyipyip at anyone and everyone in sight, just to announce that they exist, and to somehow attempt to imply that they were better than everyone else. But the reality is, while you may win the occasional competition, you will always be a disgusting, flea-infested fucking mutt. You will always feel the need to let your high-pitched yelp be heard by everyone around, cause you're from Boston! Sports nation! YAH! This just makes it that much sweeter when, as you are yipyipyipping at the legs of the prize-winning dogs, they can give one loud BARK, and a swift kick in the testicles to send you back to reality. As Michael Strahan said, "YOU GOT STOMPED!!!". Go eat out of the trashcan and wallow in your misery. Just try not to piss yourself.

elifuckingmanning, Feb 06 2008, 11:05 am

Unfortunately we gotta take it. We talked shit all year and would have gone even more crazy had we gone 19-0 (although not to Giants fans necessarily). We lost, they won. We played like shit, they made the plays they had to.

Either way, this guy's a dick.

God, Sunday sucked.

flat, Feb 06 2008, 11:06 am

I've gotta say, it's really funny to me that all of a sudden Pats fans are all about being classy and winning in a classy way and how it's wrong that NY Giants fans aren't doing that. Were the FU shirts classy? Was the Pats running up the score against opponents classy? Was Belichick leaving the field with a second left on the clock classy? Can any of you Pats fans honestly say you would've been anything short of unbearable if the Pats had won.

I can't tell you how tired I'd gotten of hearing everybody talking about how the Pats are on an FU tour through the NFL and how they're the Darth Vader of the league and how they LOVE IT. And yet, you can't understand why so many people are so happy they lost? Huh.

yossarian, Feb 06 2008, 11:07 am

"Yea Pres cause they '04 Sox and '01 Pats bandwagon was pretty empty after their championships. They only had TRUE life long fans celebrating and rooting for them Im sure.

And guyes..Dont play the pitchers and catchers card..it just looks pathetic. Except the defeat, deal with celebration, and move on

— goodmaaj, Feb 06 2008, 11:03 am"

Damn right we'll "except" this defeat. As in its an exception to the norm. Will you "ACCEPT" it when we hand your asses to you next season?

DocJL, Feb 06 2008, 11:07 am
The Crosby Show, Feb 06 2008, 11:08 am

Elifuckingmanning-

greatest post ever. TRUE STORY.

Goulet!!!, Feb 06 2008, 11:10 am

They had the parade 'interviews' on Stern today. Nothing funnier than NYers ranking on Boston accents ("Hello Kettle, I got the Pot on line 1..."). We don't know how to 'torwk'. Even Baba "I Bleed Jets Green" Booey said he was rooting for the Jints after arguing with Artie all year. And after the NYG beat GB, did anyone else notice the guy celebrating with the Curtis Martin shirt on?

rearadmiral, Feb 06 2008, 11:10 am

Don Vito's 18-1 means the train that ran on him last night. Zing!!!

True Story

— Internet Cowboy, Feb 06 2008, 11:03 am

Best trademark infringement ever! True story

lugnutz, Feb 06 2008, 11:10 am

Thank you gmaaj

soniccurve, Feb 06 2008, 11:11 am

Boston fans win with class? Hahahahaha. There is a reason people are acting like dicks to you, esp NY/NJ people. It's because you Masshole/New Englanders are the most obnoxious fanbase in America. The whole country feels this way, but I'm sure you will just say they are jealous. I've saw more Patriots fans since 2001 than I saw in my preceding 25+ years on this earth. Where were all of the Celtics fans last year?

You people definitely put the ASS in Class.

"Go F yourself Boston"

Shut_It_Down, Feb 06 2008, 11:11 am

You know what is great though - and these posters prove it. When New Yorkers always say shit about NY-Boston rivalries as one sided. They are always condescending about Boston fans getting fired up about NYers while they don't give a shit. Well, elifuckingmanning just shows that he's had a hardon for us all year - including coming up with some completely non-sensical analagy to dogs. I'm glad you are such a "loyal" Giants fan. I'm sure you loved Eli for the last 4 years. At least you got one thing right in your post. You are a bitch!

flat, Feb 06 2008, 11:12 am

In other news...

Did anyone see that the Pats schedule for 2008? The combined winning % is like .387 or some absurd #. They have the NFL's easiest schedule next year. Like I said yesterday to the Giants fans...the Pats will be the favorites next year.

Internet Cowboy, Feb 06 2008, 11:13 am

elifuckingmanning, for the record, those 'fans' who rioted after the WS win in '04 were spoiled dickhead college cunts that embarrased the city.

rearadmiral, Feb 06 2008, 11:13 am

Lug,

I've been on this site for a long time, hopefully I can get approval for a few "True Story's" once in a while without having to deal with you Legal Team.

Internet Cowboy, Feb 06 2008, 11:15 am

haha, what bitter and pathetic New England fans. Yeah, Belichick wins with a TON of class. Runs up the score any chance he gets and then the one game he loses he leaves the field before the game ends. New England deserved to lose. they came out super flat with no emotion. brady looked like garbage. the o-line couldn't block anyone and belichick out coached himself. Stop being such pussies and and cry babies. you lost. get over it.

apps421, Feb 06 2008, 11:15 am

blah blah blah, all fans of all teams other then the ones you cheer for suck. Its like rule number #1 of being a fan, would you guys going back and forth about it just stop please. Its boring. Also a big fuck you to the douche bags that are not even Giants fans doing it. To all the real Giants fans, Congrats, the rest of you just like to get men worked up because it turns you on. True story

lugnutz, Feb 06 2008, 11:16 am

yes nothing says class like saying FU to the whole NFL and posting a picture of your coach with his 3 rings giving the finger... listen I really enjoy this site... but to get that jammed up over that picture is nuts.

niteislander, Feb 06 2008, 11:17 am

They could really take some lessons from us on winning with class.

Great line. You spend all year being smug, discounting any possibility of losing, wondering when the eff you TD will be scored and now it's getting thrown back in your face. Do you remember how Patriots fans acted when they beat the Rams. They thought the Rams fans were as arrogant as could be. No possibility of losing. This is the same thing.

TylerShane, Feb 06 2008, 11:17 am

You would think that with 2 teams in pretty much every league, New York teams would win more championships...

nyrkersONmyNUTS, Feb 06 2008, 11:18 am

"elifuckingmanning, for the record, those 'fans' who rioted after the WS win in '04 were spoiled dickhead college cunts that embarrased the city.

— rearadmiral,

You forgot to mention one thing rearadmiral....a lot of those cunts were from NY, NJ and CT.

dickhead, Feb 06 2008, 11:20 am

Hey EP. Can we go back to the days when the only people that knew about this site were Boston natives that first saw the real newspaper in the racks? Do me and the rest of the real stoolies a favor and block all these New York cunts from posting. Faggots.

RoboPap, Feb 06 2008, 11:20 am

flat - that post was the loud BARK and the swift kick in the testicles that I was talking about, which is given every couple years, not every chance one gets to speak. You just got owned, and there's nothing you can say back. You stupid, pathetically pompous Pats fans. Your arrogance has bitten you in the ass, and it is brilliant.
rearadmiral - regardless of who those "fans" were, they represented your fanbase. Of course not every fan rioted, but I can tell you there was not ONE riot after the Giants won the Super Bowl, and that is class. So call them what you want, but if they celebrated your team winning, they are fans, no matter how loyal.

elifuckingmanning, Feb 06 2008, 11:20 am

something tells me dave doesnt like new york...

manzo, Feb 06 2008, 11:20 am

Some really Hall of Fame material on BSS this week.

"They could really take some lessons from us on winning with class."

Ummm ...

http://66.79.163.197/img/covers/med4796c6749ae35.jpg

Also, this week's Meet the Model Q & A, always a source for great unintentional hilarity, is especially great this week. Example:

Q: "If you could take one body part from any celebrity what would you take?"

A: "I want Meghan Fox's abs! Or if I could look like her period that’d be great!"

So she wants to look like Meghan Fox's bloody tampon?

Yankees Girl, Feb 06 2008, 11:21 am

Boston fans win with class? Now there's an oxymoron for you.

ricostl, Feb 06 2008, 11:22 am

Fuck You Johnny Cakes..Fuck you...

Mack Dime, Feb 06 2008, 11:22 am

I like how this fan would rather point out the Pats loss rather than the Gaints success. Am I missing something here? I am assuming this was taken at the parade. Then again, Boston did do that stupid Yankees Suck cheer at the Pats City Hall ceremony many years back. Screw it, it is all good banter. Suck it up on both sides! To the winner goes the spoils.

Fun Johnny, Feb 06 2008, 11:22 am

To say New York fans carry themselves with dignity is as incorrect as saying Boston fans carry themselves with class too. I am a lifelong Boston sports fan, spent 4 years at college in New Jersey, half my family is from New Jersey, and neither side displays any class towards the other. It's always been like that and it always will. I have no problem with that, that's what makes these games so intense- you don't want to lose, because you know what is coming if you do.

That is why this loss hurts so badly- the whole country hated us; I'm never going to as a Pats fan, but I can at least see why everyone else did. You can't get mad at Giants fans, if the Pats had won I would be celebrating in an even more obnoxious way. It's war, and you don't want to be on the losing side. Ever.

But to say that New York fans carry themselves with dignity is just wrong and ignorant. At least I admit Boston fans don't either. Why should either side?

Goat Cheese, Feb 06 2008, 11:23 am

RoboPap: Go fack yourself.

Dickhead: Your name says it all.

smokeyjh05, Feb 06 2008, 11:23 am

I seriously fucking hate the arguement that boston has so many bandwagon fans. Every good team has just as many bandwagon fans as any boston team and don't even try to pretend thats not true. and the high and mightly classy new york fans, a great example a sox game i was at 2 years ago there was a dude wearing a yankees hat(it wasn't a sox yankees game) and when he was walking up the steps everyone started giving him shit, he stopped and took it, then some girl walks by and says something and his response is to push her down the steps. real fucking classy.

mikecal645, Feb 06 2008, 11:23 am

I hope no one shows El P the "stomp you out" speech... he may get medieval ..

niteislander, Feb 06 2008, 11:24 am

it just looks pathetic. Except the defeat, deal with celebration, and move on
— goodmaaj, Feb 06 2008, 11:03 am

Except? Or Accept? Talk about looking pathetic.

Sully9, Feb 06 2008, 11:24 am

All these posts about Boston and the Celtics are re-fucking-tarded! You New York Knicks fans are going to be the same or fucking worse when the Knicks (who by the way are the worst run team in all professional sports, yes that includes the likes of KC Royals, Florida Panthers, etc) start winning again. You know it, we know it, everyone in this country knows it.

Internet Cowboy, Feb 06 2008, 11:25 am

As Michael Strahan said, "YOU GOT STOMPED!!!".
— elifuckingmanning, Feb 06 2008, 11:05 am

Willing to bet Strahan doesnt play next year and throws his team under the bus with that Bulletin board material. Strahan = next year's Tiki

Sully9, Feb 06 2008, 11:26 am

hey can we build a wall around new york and fill it with water? seriously, would anyone miss new yorkers? annoying bunch of twats

redsox54, Feb 06 2008, 11:27 am

i am pretty sure if the pats won i wouldnt find some new york sports site to go talk trash on. You won, congratulations! I am not going to sit here (in my suck ass cubicle) and make excuses. Why dont you go celebrate instead of coming on this site and talking shit like a New Yorker would. But, when i come to a BOSTON web site to read and vent with my fellow pats fans i dont want to read some dickhead new yorkers take on the game.

apps421 FUCK YOU, Shut_It_Down FUCK YOU, smokeyjh05 FUCK YOU, Pres YOUR COOL, and elifuckingmanning FUCK YOU.

IM OUT

IHateTheMannings, Feb 06 2008, 11:29 am

elifuckingmanning - Seriously, drive out from your Mom's house in LI and jump off the fucking Throgg's Neck. You obviously don't live in Manhattan, loud douchebags like you are always from the suburbs.

I'm sure you were one of those assholes that thought the Giants wouldn't have a chance this year (like all my Giants fans friends). Enjoy your win and move on. Great name too, I'm sure you were loving Eli the past 2 seasons when he was throwing 20 int's a year and blowing games.

A New York fan talking to a Boston fan about the correct way to be a fan is laughable. Ask half the assholes on the 6 train wearing Yankee hats if the Yanks won last night and they couldn't tell ya. Also, Lecturing us on "class" is totally ridiculous. Never met so many rude assholes until I moved down to Manhattan from Boston.

Man, I can't wait until the Giants go 8-8 next year.

Joey JoJo Junior Shabadoo, Feb 06 2008, 11:29 am

2 months ago New Yorkers hated Eli, now he's the man. Fuck off.

TEE, Feb 06 2008, 11:29 am

Anyone who actually takes the name of Elifuckinmanning has to be an IDIOT!
I dont care if we are gonna see him slipping out of the Pats grasp and throwing that lucky pass for the next 50 years.

ELI is Still a Big fuckin LOSER!!! And You sir are TOO!!!!

Go crawl back into the dumpster you slept in last night.
Stop using the computers at the public library,
you're stinking up the joint ...
Oh, and you want to make fun of accents!!!
New York has the Dumbest accent of all time!!

Where do all the rich New Yorkers go to get a higher education or great medical care?
BOSTON !! M' F'er!!

WilforkUup, Feb 06 2008, 11:29 am

IHateTheMannings

I've been thinking the same thing. I mean I'm sure there are Boston fans that do that(I'm sure fans in every city do it), but I don't care how much they like the sox, pats, etc... I hate them it's pathetic

mikecal645, Feb 06 2008, 11:31 am

When the Pats beat the Rams in 2002 I was in Boston. I can't tell you how many times I heard Yankees Suck chants. Come on Mikecal your whole fan base is more concerned with beating a NY team then winning at all. Last week all we heard was how this was not a typical NY- Boston rivalry. Only because you were too arrogant to realize you might not win.

soniccurve, Feb 06 2008, 11:31 am

"Tom Brady could stab Michael Strahan’s mother in heart with an ice pick and it still wouldn’t matter. We’re the best team ever. It’s going to take more than motivation to beat us."


"I’m also planning on making a 19-0 FU Checklist shirt listing the 19 people the Pats humiliated the most during the course of this perfect season with a little check mark next to each name."


niteislander, Feb 06 2008, 11:33 am

"They could really take some lessons from us on winning with class."

niteislander, Feb 06 2008, 11:33 am

Wait NY has the worst accent of all time??????? Watch Departed without cringing half of the time... Bostin fans are the pieces of shit I clean up in the morning after my dos takes a dump.

Go FAAACK Yourself.

smokeyjh05, Feb 06 2008, 11:35 am

I will agree that there are bandwagon Giants fans, but that happens when any large city team gets into the SuperBowl, World Series, etc. At least the Giants showed some class during the parade and didn't chant "Redsox suck", which Bruschi did during the parade for the Patriots a few years back, obviously he said "Yankees suck".

You guys lost, deal with it. Besides, "18-1" has a good sound to it.

Duke

One more thing, enough about the Yankees world series not counting, that is a lame ass comeback.

DukeNukem, Feb 06 2008, 11:37 am

It's times like these I'm glad I'm a Met fan. Whoever made the comment about Yank fans on the 6 train is spot on. It's considered fashionable to be a Yankee fan. Unfortunately, I think its the same with being a Sox fan, and, to a lesser degree, a Met fan (probably only since Minaya and Willie took over).

The bottom line is that us true fans know who we are, and we act obnoxious during victories and get pissed, vent, and bitch during devastating losses.

tward17, Feb 06 2008, 11:37 am

Oh shit... Here come the jokes because I spelled Boston wrong.

Fuck all of you ahead of time.

smokeyjh05, Feb 06 2008, 11:37 am

AHAHAHAHAHA Keep it coming Boston fans, I'm loving the responses! 18-1! 18-1! 18-1! 18-1! 18-1!

elifuckingmanning, Feb 06 2008, 11:38 am

also the giants now go on the list of teams i will forever hate, up there with the colts chargers and steelers in the nfl

Goat Cheese, Feb 06 2008, 11:38 am

BTW.... Not a Giants fan.... Not happy the Giants won, just very pleased the Pats lost.

smokeyjh05, Feb 06 2008, 11:38 am

Elimanning, where would they riot? I guess in NY after they cab it back from Jersey.

tapout21, Feb 06 2008, 11:38 am

Folks are missing what’s been lost on this game. The whole 18-1 thing. When the Pats beat the Rams, most NE fans reveled in the fact that the Patriots had won a championship. The same was true for the win against Carolina and mostly true (save the Fred Mitchell bullshit) for the win against the Eagles. The fat fuck pictured above along with what appears to be about 75% of the fans out there are happier the Pats lost than that the Giants won.

That’s not being a fan of a team. That’s the mark of fucking canbanging chickencunt who watches too much ESPN.

SnowMang, Feb 06 2008, 11:40 am

nite islander,

It's funny that you post that quote because i dont even know who the fuck said it. Because up here, i dont give two fucks about your team or what they have to say. The golf channel is getting most of my attention due to my inability to watch sportscenter. Therefore i dont pay attention to some dickheads comment on the game. You probably bought your first giants hat this morning.

PS- Tynes practices field goals on strahan

IHateTheMannings, Feb 06 2008, 11:40 am

tapout21: What the fuck are you talking about?

smokeyjh05, Feb 06 2008, 11:41 am

tward17 - You're right, the lifers know who they are. I wrote that about the Yanks fans on the 6 train. Most of the Mets fans I know are far more knowledgable about baseball than Yanks fans, and it is a shame that both our fanbases (obviously I'm a Sox fan) are being saturated with idiots that think it's cool just to wear the hats.

Joey JoJo Junior Shabadoo, Feb 06 2008, 11:43 am

tapout - 6 million people live in New York City. cab it back from New Jersey? I don't get it. Nice try though.

elifuckingmanning, Feb 06 2008, 11:43 am

soniccurve fine maybe some people were doing yankees sucks chants, but those were probably not pats fans. i was celebrating the pats win, i thought the pats had no shot in that game and couldn't believe it, the last thing on my mind was the yankees.

i have a friend thats a cop in the bronx, i've gotten plenty of stories about the "classy" new york fans actions after the yankees beat the red sox. like the 03 ALCS nobody got arrested for rioting or attacking police, everyone went home in a peaceful manner, maybe all the new york fans should come to boston and teach classes about how to be classy sports fans

mikecal645, Feb 06 2008, 11:43 am

IHatetheMannings... all 3 quotes are from this website.. hence ironic...

niteislander, Feb 06 2008, 11:44 am

5 million of them suck

IHateTheMannings, Feb 06 2008, 11:44 am

rearadmiral - regardless of who those "fans" were, they represented your fanbase. Of course not every fan rioted, but I can tell you there was not ONE riot after the Giants won the Super Bowl, and that is class. So call them what you want, but if they celebrated your team winning, they are fans, no matter how loyal.

— elifuckingmanning, Feb 06 2008, 11:20 am

Dipshit, you're missing the point. They didn't represent shit except for mostly out-of-state, moronic, spoiled college kids taking advantage of a situation. And if NYC had 10 colleges concentrated in an area about the size of Central Park, you can bet your ass there'd be some NYPD beatdowns on freshman who 'know their rights'.

rearadmiral, Feb 06 2008, 11:45 am

SnowMang:

You said: "75% of the fans out there are happier the Pats lost than that the Giants won."

So fucking what... The Pats got what they deserved... Cocky fuck bags.

smokeyjh05, Feb 06 2008, 11:45 am

Two Things-

El Prez, nice mortal lock last night. Thank God I know more about CBB than you and didn't think for a second that Depaul had any chance and took the parlay with the over as well as the Friars. Your mortal locks have really sucked of late, if you need help, get at me.

Secondly, El Prez is taking the SB losss with some good dignity, its fine to bitch but you idiots are pathetic. The fact you think you're any different than the NY fans is a joke and speaks to the stupidity/drunkeness of Boston. The rest of these pathetic posts by Pats fans are as pathetic as my friends' faces as NY stomped them Sunday Night. I'm no NYG's fan, but you've made me so happy I'm not in your camp either, just pitiful. Boston is a giant bandwagon city, give me a break, what reality do you guys live in? NY and Boston are the sexiest bandwagon cities to hop on, we have to live with this. El Prez, maybe do a 'Who's the better bandwagon to hop on?' blog?

GJRocket9, Feb 06 2008, 11:47 am

most of the asshole ny fans arent even from ny- theyre from nj; they're just mad that they dont have a real football/baseball team, so they think because giants stadium is in their state they can be assholes. NJ is like the Triple AAA team of NY- always wanting to be part of the big time.

That said, Giants fans have every right to be assholes. I would if I was in their shoes.

Goat Cheese, Feb 06 2008, 11:49 am

If your a Boston fan you should look at the big picture .. Sox won 2 series in 4 years.. Pats 3 rings.. and just took out San Diego to win the AFC.. again.. Celtics..etc. The Giants celebration should not phase you in any way.. lost the Super Bowl but it is not like you are Buffalo.. u have won 3 of 4 in very recent history... I think Peyton would kill for 3 rings.. He has been one of top 5 teams for 7 years and has 1 ring...etc.

niteislander, Feb 06 2008, 11:49 am

Just when we thought the "Giants fans" had gone away back to their spray on tan salons where it's only $10.99 to get a fake tan and 10 lbs. of gel shellacked onto your skull. . .

Blota, Feb 06 2008, 11:50 am

Goat Cheese: Aren't a lot of Boston Fans from Rhode Island, Vermont and Maine. Now shut your hole you pathetic Boston piece of shit. Go fish for a living or something.

smokeyjh05, Feb 06 2008, 11:51 am

Joey Jo Jo - first, heck of a name. The situation is just something that we have to deal with because we live in the cities we live in. Having a 30 second conversation with someone wearing their team's hat will tell you everything you need to know about what kind of fan they are. Passion about a team is contagious and its plain as day. My point is that we need to ignore the idiots who come on the message board just to talk shit. Their act is tired and they aren't saying anything that we haven't heard a million times already.

Was I somewhat satisfied when the Pats lost? Can't really say because you never want to actively root for someone to lose. I just felt that they built up an intense amount of hubris that had been compounding over the course of the season. You can never consider yourself or your team unbeatable. It ALWAYS bites you in the ass. The Pats came out, were flat, and got outplayed. I mean, it happened to the Mets in September of last year. Obviously, not as much was on the line but it sucked ass all the same, and to listen to punk Phillies fans until they got smoked by the Rox was just as unbearable as you guys having to listen to Giants and Yankee fans.

tward17, Feb 06 2008, 11:51 am

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYDvBj9VESw

closing down hoboken sure seems like a riot to me

Goat Cheese, Feb 06 2008, 11:52 am

Hey, is this a picture of one of you guys?
http://sportswrap.berecruited.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/manny3.jpg

My guess would be yes. (jumping up and down) YIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIPYIP!!!

elifuckingmanning, Feb 06 2008, 11:53 am

elifuckingmanning is drinking heinekens and jagerbombs all night

IHateTheMannings, Feb 06 2008, 11:53 am

yeah but most of them don't claim to be as hardcore as nj fans

secondly, im the only one on this website from boston who is admitting that that both sides are obnoxious when they win and thats fine. just gotta win, otherwise it sucks.

Goat Cheese, Feb 06 2008, 11:54 am

smokeyjh05:

You said: "75% of the fans out there are happier the Pats lost than that the Giants won."

"So fucking what... The Pats got what they deserved... Cocky fuck bags."

Tell me how or when a team "deserves" to win or lose numbnuts? Karma? Because they won 18 straight games? Because you don't like someone on the team? They lost becuase they didn't show up to play. They lost because the Giants beat their dicks into the dirt. They lost because the Pats couldn't finish the game.

In your infinite lack of wisdom and height, you apparently missed something somewhere along the way.

SnowMang, Feb 06 2008, 11:54 am

Goat Cheese: Dont talk shit about Jersey when you live in Boston... Bottom Line.

smokeyjh05, Feb 06 2008, 11:56 am

Boston>Jersey

IHateTheMannings, Feb 06 2008, 11:56 am

as i said earlier, i went to school/lived in nj for 4 years, my dads from jersey, and i still have lots of nj friends, so i speak from first hand experience

Goat Cheese, Feb 06 2008, 11:57 am

Snowmang,
I think your stats are about the same for how many people out there were happier the Yankees lost in 2004 then Sox won..etc. It comes with being the best team in the league.. with a ton of recent success... more people will be rooting against the Sox now b/c they are winning too much.. etc. let it go.

niteislander, Feb 06 2008, 11:58 am

IHateTheMannings - if you read my post, and see that it is actually well-composed and things are spelled correctly, you will know that I am nothing like those heineken drinking deuchebags. Plus, most of those guys are jets fans. But hey, whatever helps you forget about the fact that THE GIANTS BEAT THE FUCKING PATRIOTS!!!!

elifuckingmanning, Feb 06 2008, 11:58 am

SnowMang: Yeah exactly. Thanks for proving my point you mental midget. The Pats got what they deserved because they were cocky and did not take the Giants seriously.

Now piss off.

BTW: The fucking cheerleaders are hot... SO you got that going for ya.

smokeyjh05, Feb 06 2008, 11:58 am

Goulet!!!

Congrats on finally getting your championship noodle wet. What's that the first time in 9 years?

Sorry, the 2000 Yankee championship doesn't count b/c of Clemens, Pettite, Chuck Knob, and company.

— dickhead, Feb 06 2008, 10:56 am


What a dumb ass!!

Does that mean last years Red Sox WS doesn't count because of Gagne?

Not only are you a Dickhead for bring up a baseball reference in a football comment section but your a Shithead as well.

MVKID, Feb 06 2008, 11:58 am

Goat Cheese -

People from RI, VT, ME, and NH are just as much Pats fans as people from MA are.

Blota, Feb 06 2008, 12:00 pm

ELIFUCKINGMANNING,
ur a hellova spellah

IHateTheMannings, Feb 06 2008, 12:02 pm

smokey, good one. go roller blade into an AIDs tree.

All this arguing is so pointless. Yes, NY fans are cocksuckers, yes the Pats played terribly and got what they deserved, yes both cities have an incredible amount of bandwagon jumpers, yes the yankees will finish third behind toronto this year.

RoboPap, Feb 06 2008, 12:02 pm

What's wrong with drinking Heineken and being from Jersey? My girlfriend's from NH and she's a huge Pats/Sox fan. Does it make her less of a fan because she lives on a bordering state? That's one ridiculous argument. I'd say that most fans are such because of geographic proximity, but that's not the be all end all. People get to their fandom in a number of different ways.

tward17, Feb 06 2008, 12:03 pm

That's because the cheerleaders fly in for home games. See Charles Jefferson, Los Angeles Ridgemont Class of 1981

SnowMang, Feb 06 2008, 12:03 pm

IHateTheMannings, nice comeback bro! You're the man.

elifuckingmanning, Feb 06 2008, 12:04 pm

Giants won by 3 points and from what I remember, they were shitting in their pants the last two minutes. Everybody can agree that the Pats played the absolute worst we have seen them for over a year and the Giants only win by 3 points. Now all the scum of the earth are coming out and pretending like they were with the Giants all along. PLEASE SPARE ME THE ACTING! You guys know you were lucky and happy as hell. I don't blame you but deep down in your heart you know the Pats are a better team and just had a bad day. It took some miracle pulled out Manning's asshole to beat a Pats team on their worst day ... ever. So congratulations on your lucky ass mid-tier team and hello to embarassment when Boston plays NY next.

optimusprime, Feb 06 2008, 12:04 pm

RoboPap: I'll do that, whats your address so I can find that tree.

If the Yanks finish third and Boston finishes fourth who finishes first. The Yanks certainly wont lose again to the Trash sox.

smokeyjh05, Feb 06 2008, 12:06 pm

haha the trash sox. There not even an argument behind that logic. Superior pitching fielding and hitting usually win championships. Goodnight

RoboPap, Feb 06 2008, 12:08 pm

optimusprime: Your name is taken from a childrens cartoon... Shut the fuck up, your probably a priest.

smokeyjh05, Feb 06 2008, 12:08 pm

some pissed off people on this post.
from what i gather, elifuckingmanning is an inbred and niteislander is a bit jealous that the steelers stink.

fingerbang, Feb 06 2008, 12:08 pm

tward17 - If you're an old school Simpsons fan, you'll remember my screen name.

You're absolutely right about the ignoring the idiots (though sometimes it is awfully hard), talking to a fan for 30 seconds to figure out where they stand, etc...

Sure, the Pats and us fans thought they might be unbeatable, but I almost feel like the team gave us good reason to think that, even though I know we shouldn't. It can be really hard not to get caught up in that.

In the end, it bit them/us in the ass, and I accept that. The Pats got out played, fair and square. I'm just sick of getting shit about it from almost every angle (media, people at work, etc), regardless of where their allegiances lie. This goes back to ignoring the idiots though I guess.

I hear ya about the Phils fans beating up on you guys, good analogy. Many Philly fans annoy the fuck outta me, so it will be nice to see Santana and Petey (I miss him) try and shut them down.

Joey JoJo Junior Shabadoo, Feb 06 2008, 12:09 pm

and smokeyjh05 has small penis syndrome.

fingerbang, Feb 06 2008, 12:09 pm

Can some please explain to me a more undeserving MVP than Eli Manning? He contrubted next to nothing on that last drive. A pass which should have been picked, a pass that was basically a prayer, and then a pass to a WIDE OPEN Plaxico Burress. How is that MVP material?

Blota, Feb 06 2008, 12:10 pm

Optimus.. they played twice.. u won by 3 the first time.. they won by 3 the second time... I am not a Giants fan.. but the teams are closer then u give them credit for... Your offense is better then the Giants..(of course).. but their defense is better then your defense... it is a pretty good match up.

niteislander, Feb 06 2008, 12:10 pm

Blota: Right with you on the Eli Manning MVP thing. I go with the Giants defense or dare I say Wes Welker (and yes it has happened before that the losing team gets the MVP).

Oh and fingerbang, kind of gay that you are thinking about the size of my penis. You are probably a priest too.

smokeyjh05, Feb 06 2008, 12:12 pm

smokey, you are def. a genius. i am of the highest order of priesthood. i am, a very very gay priest.

fingerbang, Feb 06 2008, 12:13 pm

Vito's a Fag.

But no one gave a shit about the Pats until they started winning. All anyone cared about was the Sox. I've never seen more bandwagon fans catch on in any city than Pat's fans in '01.

PARROTT7, Feb 06 2008, 12:15 pm

fingerbang: Thanks for the confirmation.

smokeyjh05, Feb 06 2008, 12:15 pm

You know who DIDN'T deserve MVP? Tom Brady. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. You know what's amazing about all this back-and-forth trash talking? I think its hilarious, and I love reading every comment aimed against me. But I know it's legitimately pissing off so many Boston fans. Just like those assholes pissed off the rest of the country all fucking season! Payback's a bitch, huh?

elifuckingmanning, Feb 06 2008, 12:15 pm

sure, now if you could please put me in touch with you're kids, i'd be happy to touch them in church.

fingerbang, Feb 06 2008, 12:16 pm

I am still furious that Jaxonville won that game.. no question... Steelers stink is a lil aggressive though.

Eli played well.. had at least 5 dropped passes.. Plaxico quit on at least 2 routes.. the INT hit Smith in the hands.. and he led the team down the field for 2 td's in 4th Q.

niteislander, Feb 06 2008, 12:16 pm

fingerbang: I dont have kids, the small penis thing prevents me from getting chicks.

smokeyjh05, Feb 06 2008, 12:17 pm

I can't even read this shit.

Yes we got beat, duh. Stomped, no not really.

It just pisses me off to no fucking end that Giants fans are trying to hold themselves up as some kind of epitome of class. Any of you ever been to a Giants game? Holy Shit, those fans fucking work that team from the first whistle to the last. I watched the week 17 game with a bunch of Giants fans and it was a constant "Oh watch - "Sh-Eli's" gonna throw a fucking interception and "God, I hate Coughlin!" Is it a mystery why they win on the road and not at home? Cause their own fucking fans are bigger assholes to them than whichever away team they're playing.

Nobody was more surprised than Giants fans that they even made it to the Super Bowl and all of them would have happily settled for "Well, at least they made it to the Super Bowl," and they all know it.

I'm not going to make excuses, the Giants won, their defense out played us, and our defense couldn't make the plays in the final minutes to hold on to the victory. But to call the whole season a fraud is retarded, they were fucking great this year.

Sorry to be long-winded, this fucking sucks...


namastizzle, Feb 06 2008, 12:17 pm

smokeyjh05: Your name is taken from the small Weber grill on your stoop. Just big enough to cook two cheddar brats for you and your "housemate". Every night. All night. All year long.

SnowMang, Feb 06 2008, 12:21 pm

doesn't surprise me one bit smokey

fingerbang, Feb 06 2008, 12:21 pm

That's the worst name I ever heard...

That should answer your question.

tward17, Feb 06 2008, 12:21 pm

SnowMang: Huh... I think everyone on this board has become more stupid for having read your post. At no point did you come anywhere near making a point or even a coherent statement.

smokeyjh05, Feb 06 2008, 12:22 pm

fingerbang: It shouldn't. Im ashamed of it. Not really sure why your girl likes it soooo much.

smokeyjh05, Feb 06 2008, 12:24 pm

Ha ha, nice. Classic episode.

Joey JoJo Junior Shabadoo, Feb 06 2008, 12:26 pm

like i said sunday night, bigslicksuited is the only giants fan that deserves any respect, he's not running his mouth celebrating the loss of another team, he's happy with his teams win, celebrating the giants win. AND he was here all season saying the giants were his team.

if the pats won, no regular poster on here would be going on some new york website and rubbing it in.

mikecal645, Feb 06 2008, 12:27 pm

Grill it up smokey. All night long buddy.

SnowMang, Feb 06 2008, 12:27 pm

SnowMang: I will. Brats are great and my "housemate" i.e. your mom enjoys them.

smokeyjh05, Feb 06 2008, 12:29 pm

question is, are they going to start making pink NY Giant hats like the Red Sox did? so the wifey or girlfriend can jump on the bandwagon in the big apple.

pigpen21, Feb 06 2008, 12:32 pm

smokeyjh05: A MOM dig? Now we're getting somewhere. You better log off the library PC before you're late for fifth period home economics class.

One last question... Are you sewing a velvet backpack today or are you still finishing up your sparkly wicker Christmas ornaments?

SnowMang, Feb 06 2008, 12:34 pm

I think what pisses NY/NJ fans off is the total lack of relevance NYC has acquired over the past six years; from the reduced perception of it being the world's financial hub, to its piss poor sports teams, etc. NYC is two things now; the ball dropping in Times Square, and the Macy's Day Parade.

NY just doesn't matter anymore.

HeightsChallenged, Feb 06 2008, 12:35 pm

SnowMang: Actually my fifth period is P.E.

Oh and are you watching me? Wicker is very tuff to make sparkle. HMMMM a velvet backpack, I like it. Think I will make one now that you have given me this mental image of one. Now get back to your fishing boat and try to catch something to feed your poor miserable family. The internet chat cafe closes soon anyway.

smokeyjh05, Feb 06 2008, 12:40 pm

HeightsChallenged: Ummmm New York is still the Worlds Financial Hub, and in case you have been somewhere for the last week.... The NEW YORK Giants won the Super Bowl. Oh and the Yankees have made the playoffs the last 6 years with numerous division championships.

Change your name to MentallyChallenged

smokeyjh05, Feb 06 2008, 12:44 pm
ragman, Feb 06 2008, 12:47 pm

living in CT as a lifetime Yanks and Giants fan i see both sides. us NY fans are complete assholes I know, but lets hope we dont get millions of bandwagon fans like the sox and pats got once they became good. its insufferable to walk into any convenience store and see someone with a sox hat or pats gear. where were they in the late 90's. o yea nowhere. i love reading this site besides the usual boston sports propaganda

Debo, Feb 06 2008, 1:00 pm

and for the record im not one of those guido fucks you would see on MTV's True Life Jersey Shore. fuck those guys

Debo, Feb 06 2008, 1:07 pm

waaah waaah waaaah....luv it.....

Got Rings?, Feb 06 2008, 1:08 pm

The fucking Sports Guy didn't help matters with this 18-1 shit with his current lame-ass Super Bowl wrap-up.

I can't believe I used to like that guy. He sucks. Love him opening with how he was going to party w/ Brady. He is now in douche-land.

millertime, Feb 06 2008, 1:26 pm

people wouldn't hate new jersey nearly as much if there weren't so many fucking guidos and guidettes. they ruin the beaches.

Goat Cheese, Feb 06 2008, 1:32 pm

Hey elifuckingmanning!

I am not a Boston fan (Disclosure:Wash D.C./SKins fan)and I may not belong on here, but this is a great site for a sports fan and I gotta point out hypocrisy in all it's forms whenever I see it.

elifuckingmanning said, "There's an analogy I use to describe the difference between Boston fans and New York fans. It's quite appropriate, and I'd like to share it with you and the rest of the shitheads who read this site. New York sports fans are like prize-winning, pure-bred dogs. They carry themselves with dignity, they win a shitload of competitions, and they don't feel the need to bark at other dogs."

I suppose that is why you laid out the blog version of war and peace about how classy new york fans are compared to Boston fans in such a dignified manner, right? Because you don't need to, you are above that, right?

Note I put new york in lower case.

Appropos, no?

Funny how most new yorkers make Boston sports fans' arguments for them.

Guido's never learn.

P.S. Last time Mariano had a chance to close out the game against the Nats, Zimmerman took him deep for the win, and I got to yell at some of your jackass friends that came down in their 20 buses on the way out of RFK, along with a one finger salute and to the tune of Mar_ri-ano! Sucks!

Heywood Jablowme

johnb1222, Feb 06 2008, 1:52 pm

sorry, stepped out to lunch, what'd i miss aside from someone with a small dick bangin my girl even though i'm a gay priest.
make some sense smokey

fingerbang, Feb 06 2008, 1:57 pm

smokey is busy right now in 7th period geometry class trying to smooth out the point on his rhombus.

SnowMang, Feb 06 2008, 2:14 pm

Wow, I really can't believe how long this stupid shit has gone on. This arguement about who the classier fans are happens like once a week on this site, and it's ridiculous because both teams fans are assholes to each other, neither of them are classy.

Bo Knows Barstool, Feb 06 2008, 2:14 pm

Classy or Classy like LT?

SnowMang, Feb 06 2008, 2:17 pm

Hey johnb!
Thank you for voicing your opinion. I can definitely see where you're coming from. However, I must point out the one key difference between Boston fans and New York fans. New York fans will not hesitate to retaliate, but rarely start shit unprovoked. Boston fans, on the other hand, will start shit no matter what the circumstances (say, for instance, even when their 18-0 team has just lost in the Super Bowl). So my post was not an unprovoked act of aggression, as you have implied. Rather, it was a simple retaliation to all the mutts that have been pissing the fuck out of everyone else all year with their yipping. I have many friends who are Patriots fans, and I have not said one word to any of them, except the ones who talked shit to me before the game. That's generally how it works, at least from my perspective as a fan.

And yes, these arguments are quite ridiculous, since obviously each fan base thinks the opposing fan base is more obnoxious, less classy, and bigger assholes. But isn't that what makes shit talking fun? This ongoing battle has occupied my day since 10:00, and I love it! But maybe that's just because THE GIANTS JUST WON THE SUPER BOWL!!!

In other news, never attempt to say anything positive about the Washington Nationals. Ever.

elifuckingmanning, Feb 06 2008, 2:21 pm

MVKID,

You're a moron.

Maybe if you showed some "testicular fortitude" during the football season and posted I'd cut you some slack.

Instead you were hiding like a little bitch and now you're the tough guy b/c the Giants won.

dickhead, Feb 06 2008, 2:25 pm

Mar-i-ano! They found a way to beat your overpaid primadonna, Mickey Mouse gloved post season chokers.

May Boston go 18-0 against the jankees this season.

May Mariano get lit up in every appearance against Boston. Oh, that's right, he always does.

The jankees have been relegated to sucking the hind tit of the AL east. Boston is the big dog now, so take your Paris purse dog team back to your mom's apartment in Jersey and put the spaghettios in the microwave on high for two minutes for dinner.

Beeyotch.

johnb1222, Feb 06 2008, 2:34 pm
smokeyjh05, Feb 06 2008, 2:36 pm

SnowMang: Back from class and banging fingerbangs girl. What did I miss?

Oh more Boston fags whining. Suck a dick you faggots.

smokeyjh05, Feb 06 2008, 2:37 pm

School must be over for smokey... Have fun at gymnastics practice my little friend.

SnowMang, Feb 06 2008, 2:44 pm

SnowMang: Yes back from school. You are using that one up a bit much. You have fun in the cybercafe you are at. Take your time getting back to your pathetic one bedroom apartment where your wife and 6 kids waiting to see if you caught any fish. If not she will have to go out hooking again, in order to afford your wagon that you squeeze all 6 kids in.

smokeyjh05, Feb 06 2008, 2:48 pm

Did you see "Parking Space" Strahan with the "We Stomped Out The Pats" crap at the parade. This goes with that as fuel to the fire for next season. Pat's Superbowl Champs in 09'...........

JFT, Feb 06 2008, 2:49 pm

wtf smokey? you didn't even make the gymnastics team? So I guess it's right home after school for cookies and milk and TRL for you?

SnowMang, Feb 06 2008, 3:01 pm

Those videos are wicked cool.

smokeyjh05, Feb 06 2008, 3:02 pm

SnowMang: Mow my lawn. Ill give you 5 bucks.

smokeyjh05, Feb 06 2008, 3:02 pm

haha smokey's a loser that lets shit get to him.

fingerbang, Feb 06 2008, 3:17 pm

fingerbang: You are right. Please dont make anymore small dick comments. It hurts my feelings.

SnowMang: Please no more school comments, I am feeling a little upset.

Yeah right... HAHAHA... Like I would get upset by something said by some Boston faggot. HAHAHA... wait HAHAHAHAHAHA.

Massholes hahahahah. The armpit of the US.

smokeyjh05, Feb 06 2008, 3:25 pm

smoke... Does Pop make you wear boots, eye protection and those big aircraft carrier ear guards when you cut the lawn?

No sports, likes computers, hates yardwork, named after a charcoal grill. Fuck dude... You got it rough. That's it. No more making fun of smokey. Next thing you know he's chopping up frogs and listening to Spanish Death Metal.

SnowMang, Feb 06 2008, 3:26 pm

No "Mang". You are the low wage worker. I pick people like you up at the train station to cut my lawn. Oh and most adults dont live with their parents.

smokeyjh05, Feb 06 2008, 3:30 pm

Bitter beer face all over this website WAH WAH WAH

You lost - deal with it your teams historical meltdown...

vstone, Feb 06 2008, 3:37 pm

I'll bet none of the Massholes on this board ever heard of Sam Cunningham. They just jumped on the Tom Brady bandwagon in January '02. Who gives a fuck if the Pats won three Super Bowls this decade. How many did they win in the 2007 season?

That's right. 'Nuff said. Shut the fuck up and know your role.

BillyRipkenFuckfaceCard, Feb 06 2008, 3:45 pm

Dynasty > SB42

Ted Dancin', Feb 06 2008, 4:30 pm

I also tried my hardest not to make it an Boston vs. NY thing. my roommates dating a Yankee fan who doesn't even like football. she spoke nothing about it all week except once she mentioned that it was NY and I said so what it's not the same as the Yankees there's no real rivalry or anything there. and of course as soon as the game ended she became an instant Giants fan, I let her know how stupid she was, and then fuckin random NY fans started running around my college dorm yelling at all us Pats fans, we just sat there in shock thinking in our heads what the fuck seriously just shut the fuck up, we don't care that your soo happy, if we had won we would have celebrated with our friends and fellow pats fans, not gone around and shoved it in their faces, Fuckin Typical NY Scum bags!!! FUCK as if I couldn't absolutely HATE New York any Fucking more. Fuck it I'm out.

GO SOX and Celtics!!!
FUCK any one and anything from or for NY.

cooljacksnowboarder, Feb 06 2008, 4:59 pm

Start spreading the news
I'm leaving today
I want to be a part of it, New York, New York
These vagabond shoes
Are longing to stray
And make a brand new start of it
New York, New York
I want to wake up in the city that never sleeps
To find I'm king of the hill, top of the heap
These little town blues
Are melting away
I'll make a brand new start of it
In old New York
If I can make it there
I'll make it anywhere
It's up to you, New York, New York.

I want to wake up in the city that never sleeps
To find I'm king of the hill, top of the heap
These little town blues
Are melting away
I'll make a brand new start of it
In old New York
If I can make it there
I'll make it anywhere
It's up to you, New York, New York.


hahaha woohoo since 04 the world hasn't seemed normal, thanks you Ny Giants! humble pie spread it around

NYsportsfan, Feb 06 2008, 6:04 pm

Guess I found the "Under 21" board...

rearadmiral, Feb 06 2008, 6:06 pm

This is gay. All these NY fans coming out of the fuckin woodwork in the last week. That alone should tell you who has more class.

Goat Cheese, Feb 06 2008, 8:49 pm

I started going on barstool about a year ago cause my roomate was from Boston and he was always showing me the smokeshow of the day or the guess that ass, which is fantastic........However I come on here now and I get pissed cause you Boston fans make up shit that isnt even real. I have no idea where you get off with any of this shit......So....FUCK ALL YOU LACE-CURTAIN IRISH PUSSIES, your really starting to just bug the fuck out of me, like a fuckin nat at a BBQ or something....

One thing Ive been reading on here repeatedly since Sunday night is how "all of us giants fans are on the bandwagon, or how most of us were jets fans when the season started, and other typical boston crybaby shit.......
Listen say what you want.....be mad about sunday(I would be if I were you) but DO NOT bring that shit to us.......If you think for 1 second that all the Giamts fans on here were Jets fans when the season started, or are jumping on the bandwagon, then your just fucking retarded.......Jets and Giants fans are veryyyyyyyyyy different groups..For a Jet fan to just become a Giant fan would be like a NYer or one of you guys just deciding to become an Oriole fan..it just DOESN'T happen.....

So say what you want but at least make sure there is at least a shred of truth in it, dont just come on here and bitch cause you cant get over the loss....

And 1 final thing........
All you Boston fans used to almost take pride in the whole "lovable loser" shit....you guys have won a few with the sox. and obviously the pats have been dominant in the past few years, but has that little bit of success made you really bitch and moan like little girls.....you lost, get used to it, I would figure you should be..............
and stay off my nuts about the Yanks who got caught Juicing

A) dont think for 1 second a lot of sox over the past decade havent been juicing, to deny that would be being totally naive to the drug problem in baseball

B) Rodney Harrison is also a juice-head peice of shit, and I doubt you guys ever mention that....
Fuckin hypycrit boston pussies...fuck off

jo-haas, Feb 06 2008, 10:38 pm

another idiot post by and idiot boston fan. giants fans have been selling out the polo grounds, yankee stadium, even the yale bowl and of course giants stadium (been sold out since 1976, season ticket list is decades long). don't even start on your bullshit about giants fans coming out of nowhere. pats fans are the biggest bandwagon fans around. where were you when the pats sucked? your stadium was empty until 2001 (and for a few games in 1997).
we understand that you're jealous of everything new york doesn, but seriously give it a rest. the giants were better in the super bowl. they have a better franchise (ask your grandparents and parent who they were rooting for growing up). they are celebrating, no need to get angry about it.
el pres, your just another terrible pats fan. now go ahead and name their last 4 coaches without looking it up......

thatguy, Feb 06 2008, 11:28 pm

el pres - where's the FU shirt? can we still get those? how about the dynasty shirt? loser.

thatguy, Feb 06 2008, 11:32 pm

Just when we thought the "Giants fans" had gone away back to their spray on tan salons where it's only $10.99 to get a fake tan and 10 lbs. of gel shellacked onto your skull. . .

— Blota, Feb 06 2008, 11:50 am

and the pat's fans went back to the north shore where they have tan salons where it's only $10.99 to get a fake tan and 10lbs....

blota, do you have a point?

thatguy, Feb 06 2008, 11:37 pm

I just want to say thatguy makes a great point...dont talk shit about us when your stadium was empty during the 80's-90's
Giants games are sold out every sunday...probably one of the best and most loyal fan bases in all of sports....
I cant wait til the pats suck again in 6 or 7 years then we'll see who the real bandwagon jumpers are......

FUCK YOU

jo-haas, Feb 06 2008, 11:40 pm

oh and this whole fake tan and 10 lbs of gel thing you guys keep spewing out of your dumb ass mouths......Have any of you ever even been to NY, cause if you have you would know that this makes no sense....

and for all those saying Eli should not have gotten the MVP...one of you assholes actually said wes welker should have got it....
I here ya the D-Line would be the MVP's in 99 out of 100 cases, but if Eli had not even played the whole game and came in just for that last drive and thats all he did, he still gets the MVP....I know you guys hated it but that last drive was nuts and he gets the MVP on that alone....he drove down field against the best team in football and won the game, bottom line

jo-haas, Feb 06 2008, 11:45 pm

El presidente I cant believe you have the balls to talk about teaching NY to win with class.....Dude the fucking Pats, are you serious....Listen this years Patriots team was one of the greatest teams ever, you slowed down toward the end of the year and didnt win when it mattered most....very few Pats show any class at all so dont say dumb shit like that and confuse these kids....

Lay off the pipe el pres

jo-haas, Feb 07 2008, 12:11 am

HAHAHAHAHHA..YOU F*CKING WHINING BOSTON CRYBABIES. F*CKING P*SSIES!!! HAHAHHAHA. HEY - BRADY IS GAY AND GISELLE IS A LESBIAN. PATRIOTS 18-1 EIGHTEEN AND ONE. AND LOSERS. GIANTS "STOMPED YOU OUT" !!! HEY BELLICHECK FCKING JEWBOY CHEATING MOTHERF*CKER!!! QUIT F*CKING THAT BIATCH IN BROOKLYN WHILE THAT POOSY BRADY BANGS BUNDCHEN IN NEW YORK ..HMMMM..BOTH ARE IN NEW YORK WITH THEIR BIATCHES..???? GUESS WHAT BOSTON FCKING CRYBABIES..COME NEXT OCTOBER THE METS WILL BE STICKING IT UP YOU ASSES AGAIN AFTER BEATING THE TIGERS IN THE WORLD SERIES. AND SOMETHING ELSE: F U C K BOSTON.. STOP WHINING ABOUT YOUR PATRIOTS LOSING AND GO AND BLAME THEM YOU F*CKING LOSERS. F*CK BOSTON. JOHAN SANTANA WILL DESTROY PUSSYBOY BECKETT IN ANY SERIES DUEL. YOU'VE HAD YOUR RUN. NOW?? IT'S OVER. GET USED TO IT AND STOP FCKING CRYING. FUCK YOU AND FUCK ALL OF FUCKING BOSTON.

PhilCROOK, Feb 07 2008, 12:19 am

Looks like jo-haas, thatguy, and PhilCROOK had a lot going on in their personal lives last night. Try going out and making friends instead of sitting in front of a computer screen all night, gentlemen.

Blota, Feb 07 2008, 10:22 am

At the end of the day your always going to be able to play monday morning QB on either side with the fans being classy.

Fact of the matter is Stienbrener and the NY YANKEES set the modern day blueprint for winning championships. Pay the piper and get the players that are going to get you there. The Yankees are a billion dollar frachise, with what 200 million in payroll, thats nothing...chump change at that point. guess what he won 4 rings, and went to 2 other world series. Then other teams started to spend money and get some players and made the compition a little better, redsox, angels, whitesox,


What did it take for the patriots to get out of the cellar and win championships?.... how about your boy ROBERT KRAFT spending some money and invest in a stadium and some key players..results WINNER. Then you got the redsox. what did it take for them to win?.... how about your boys JOHN HENRY AND LUCCHINO to spend some money renovate the stadium and get some key players...results WINNER.....Even with the celtics and bruins even though they dont have new owners doing anything with new or renovated stadiums the celtics are at least spending the money and making the investments to get players like garnett and allen and who ever they sign or trade for in the next couple of weeks, to guess what? MAKE THEM A WINNER,
& not become the marlins of last season horriable team with only 200 people in the stands.


SO TO ALL THE FANS ON CHAMPIONSHIP TEAMS, AND TEAMS THAT LOST IN THE CHAMPIONSHIP GAMES, INSTEAD OF BITCHING ABOUT HOW THE OTHER TEAM SUCKS, AND YOUR TEAM IS THE GREATEST, SEND A THANK YOU LETTER TO THE RESPECTED OWNER FOR GIVING YOU THAT TEAM AND THE OPPERTUNITY TO GET TO THE BIG DANCE.

NOW THATS CLASSY!!!!!

chrispyc10, Feb 07 2008, 10:54 am

chrispyc10 -

I see where you're coming from with the correlation b/w spending and winning, but weren't the Yankees best years with players who were "home-grown," such as the Red Sox of now? I definitely agree - if you have the money to get a big time free agent who's going to help your team win, then you go get him. But comprising a team of overpaid, All-Star free agents has proven worthless for the Yankees since 2001. This was evidenced by Cashman refusing to give the house up (Hughes, Kennedy, Chamberlain, Cabrera, etc.) just to land Santana. I don't think I'd be going out on a limb to say that he took the lead from Theo.

Blota, Feb 07 2008, 11:13 am

Blota,

Yeah buts that just more recent because of the turno over in baseball and the new generation coming through.

But still the redsox still needed to get Manny, Beckect, Pedro, same for NE and some key players.

The Yankees still need to spend money on A-rod
The RedSox still need to spend money on dice-k
The Pats should spend the money on Randy moss
Ect....

chrispyc10, Feb 07 2008, 11:26 am

SO TO ALL THE FANS ON CHAMPIONSHIP TEAMS, AND TEAMS THAT LOST IN THE CHAMPIONSHIP GAMES, INSTEAD OF BITCHING ABOUT HOW THE OTHER TEAM SUCKS, AND YOUR TEAM IS THE GREATEST, SEND A THANK YOU LETTER TO THE RESPECTED OWNER FOR GIVING YOU THAT TEAM AND THE OPPERTUNITY TO GET TO THE BIG DANCE.

NOW THATS CLASSY!!!!!


— chrispyc10, Feb 07 2008, 10:54 am

and pats fans should thank the maras. without them, there is no patriots franchise.

thatguy, Feb 07 2008, 7:06 pm

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