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BC Warns Students Against Superbowl Partying
January 31, 2008
Dear Students,
I would like to once again congratulate all of our Boston College students for the respectful and responsible behavior you exhibited last semester after sports victories by the Eagles and the Boston Red Sox. You were truly a class act!
As you all know, the New England Patriots are once again in the Super Bowl this Sunday, this time facing former BC Coach Tom Coughlin’s New York Giants. This is a very exciting time to be a sports fan in Boston! We are all looking forward to this game with great anticipation.
Boston Mayor Thomas Menino has asked each university to encourage its students to remain on campus and to act in a mature and responsible manner. In recent years, there have been two tragic deaths of college students in the aftermath of Super Bowl and World Series celebrations in Boston. Consequently, the Boston Police will be out in large numbers in order to enforce the city and state laws. They will be making arrests for open containers of alcohol, public intoxication, disorderly conduct, and destruction of property among other things. Any Boston College student arrested for such criminal acts will also face stern and swift disciplinary action by the University.
It is our hope that our students continue to conduct themselves in a manner that is considerate, polite, and respectful. The behavior of our students before, during, and after games, both on and off campus, should continue to reflect and respect the values of Boston College. Please enjoy the Super Bowl with friends on campus and avoid leaving the campus to join in larger celebrations in Boston after the game.
Thank you very much for your cooperation.
Cordially,
Paul J. Chebator, Ph.D.
Interim Dean
Nothing like treating college students like 2 year olds. Whatever. I guess you could say this letter makes sense in light of what has happened recently with the deaths and all. But I do have one quick question. What major victories have the Superfans had that would prompt a celebration recently?
Oh wait. They did beat MSU in the Cheerio Bowl. I forgot about that one. In hindsight I don't know how they didn't burn the campus down after that victory.
Local Smokeshow of the Day (Jessica)
Introducing Jessica from Boston. My sources also say she is a bartender at Liquor Store. Regardless is there anything hotter than an exotic looking chick in a Pats shirt flashing a perfect stomach at you? Bring it Rodney!
PS - I love exotic chicks. I just feel like they'd wreck me in the sack.
As a reminder we want all local smokeshows. Please send nominations to randomthoughts@barstoolsports.com
Chris Berman Flips Out on Camera
Judging by the graphic behind him, this clip is old, but I've never seen it before. Which is a shame really, because believe me there have been sad days in my life when I really could've used the pick me up that can only come from watching Chris Berman screaming in a purple-faced rage at the all the worker drones at ESPN.
The only thing that could've made this clip funnier would've been to see the segment Boomer filmed after this meltdown. Watching him try to do his painfully played-out "Whooooop!" "Fummm-BUUULLL!!!" "Marshall Marshall Marshall!" bit, minutes after yelling at the crew like they're an unruly middle school class would've given my feet wings. I mean, who knew he had to concentrate doing that schtick?
(NSFW, language)
Keep sippin that diet coke fatty
this is what happens to half of us when we dont get a "Wake Up" at the 'Stool
is he drinking a coors light?
he is reaaly mad at Jesus
hahahahahaha I love it, you really wouldn't think he would go off that bad.
What is hysterical is that he uses the same crazy hand gestures throughout his whole tirade. It's like they are on a permanent rotation.
Amazing!
Can anyone find the Beano Cook one, my other favorite? I haven't been able to find it.
Ratty,
I've spent years looking for the Beano Cook one. It doesn't exist. Literally years looking. There has been many a night the First Lady has begged me to come to sleep when I've been pouring over youtubes and trying to follow clues to find it. It just doesn't exist. Like a ghost.
Whines like Morty in Goodfellas..."Jimmy, I want my, Jimmy, Jimmy everyone else got their money, when am I gonna get my money Jimmy"
From 2000...30th anniversary year of MNF.
i fucking hate chris berman. if im watching something and he pops up its instantly ruined. and anyone ever notice how his plays of the week are fucking garbage too? theyre not even plays, theyre like general milestones or something equally as faggoty. why couldnt he have a heart attack instead of mike wilbon.
I thought that was great.
What happened in the Beano Cook clip?
Thanks for the clarification Stides, I didn't happen to notice it on the huge screen behind Boomer's dome.
Prez,
1:15 you have to get the image of Berman and throw it on a t-shirt with the caption "Jesus" on top. I would buy that in a heart beat.
freakin awesome...lmao...not as good as Kasey Kasems but considering that Berman always tries to play the jolly fat man this was great....
From 2000...30th anniversary year of MNF.
— stidesforty, Jan 31 2008, 3:55 pm
Wow! and Yale passed up on accepting you?
that......was....awesome. if only that can was a coors light it would be even better. im going to assume it was anyways
Best rant ever...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uv23pqH9iG0
Nothing even close to this. He insulted the entire fan base...
Just read on With Leather that a girlfriend of one of the Giants players is looking to buy a ticket for the girl who filed the restraining order on Moss. The thinking is of course that if she's there, Moss won't be able to be there as well because he'd be in violation of the order.
That is not possible for two reasons:
The first is because the restraining order was issued by a judge in Florida and it won't hold up outside of FL.
The second is that a restraining order can't keep a person from going to work.
— brookehogan, Jan 31 2008, 10:14 am
you mean this story?
FUCKING GOOGLE,,, MISSES ETIMATES,,,, FUCK
They must have interrupted a Brett Farve circlejerk for him to get that mad.
I never figured it would work, but the lengths that Giants fans go to try and disrupt their opponents is pathetic.
I don't understand the hate for Berman. He seems like a good guy and he loves the Boston teams.
That whole Moss story is a freaking joke. We all know it's not possible. Plus the last thing we need is every wanna-be lawyer (paralegal) throwing in his two cents on what he learned in his pre-law class 8 years ago.
A great tirade, no doubt, but nothing compared to Kasey Kasem's legendary tirades on "America's Top Forty" from radio days. Four words, "Ponderous, man...Fucking ponderous," have become iconic in the tirade trade.
Although Bobby Knight's legendary "Didn't drive all the way up here to lose to Fucking Purdue" is killer too.
Another great one:
"Ponderous" Kasem rules, but don't forget Shatner's "sabotage" meltdown: http://www.celebrityrants.com/premium/celeb_shatner2.html
"It sickens me." LOL.
Back in the late 80s, my father was the general manager for one of the first Lexus dealerships in CT. Berman brings his LS400 into the service department for routine maintenance. A week later, I happened to be talking to the head mechanic, and he mentions Berman's car: "You know, after I finished working on that thing, I was doing a basic cleanup of the interior and found under the driver's seat a large sandwich-type bag full of white powder. You figure it out."
Eagle1, that explains those fugly psychedelic ties
I didn't know you had to concentrate to be an asshole, I can do it on auto-pilot.
Sully:
I think the ties are meant to be a diversion from the bloated face, double chin, and god-awful combover. Not working.
Which dick ruined the LSSOD commentary?
Not sports but classic nonetheless:
LOVE how he daintily sips his diet coke towards the end of the clip. BOOMER goes the dynamite.
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Does Anyone Really Have a Problem With the Parade Plans?
From the Herald:
Fans decry parade hijinks
Call mayor’s plan for rally a bad idea
Superstitious fans slammed the Menino administration yesterday for blabbing about preliminary plans for a Super Bowl victory rolling rally Tuesday, warning it could jinx the perfect-season Pats. “It leaves a bad taste in my mouth,” said 2003 Patriots Fan of the Year Karen Cardoza, 43, of Rhode Island. “Realistically people make plans ahead of time, but they just shouldn’t say anything.”
“No good can come of it,” bemoaned fan Mike Schuster, 45, of Foxboro. “I know they have to plan it, but they gotta keep things quiet and not talk about it even if they have a plan.”
I have to admit I'm amazed that there are still people who think and talk like this. Who are still going around pissing their pants in fear that the Patriots might blow a game. Who still go around worrying about jinxes and hexes and insist you can't talk about a perfect season because "you never know what could happen." Trembling, cowering, timid souls who before every game will cite you a hundred reasons why the Pats' next opponent might pull off an upset, in the face of all logic and reason.
Honestly, I don't know what to say to these cowards any more. They're like the people who lived through the Blizzard of '78 so they think every time there are flurries in the forecast, they're going to be huddled in the dark burning the dinette set for warmth. Have we learned nothing from the last seven years? Haven't the Red Sox joined the Patriots in teaching us that the team with the most talent, provided they've got competent coaching, always wins?
I've got many problems with Menino. No. 1 is that he treats our newspaper boxes like they're hazardous waste. No. 2 is that he treats smelly winos who accost women in the streets for money like they're goodwill ambassadors to the city. Planning a victory parade for a 12 1/2 point favorite is like No. 500. It was one thing for Belichick to take Philadelphia's parade plans and shove them up Freddie Mitchell's ass during Super Bowl XXXIX. That was the Eagles. This is the greatest team of all time. Confidence isn't bad luck, it's common sense.
Local Woman Invents Booty Pop Padded Ass Underwear
Boston.com - We all think, at one time or another, of changing careers. Not everyone imagines going into the underwear business. Susan Bloomstone did, however. Bloomstone, a former television producer for PBS, got an idea for a business venture after reading a New York Times story in 2006 on the dramatic increase in buttock augmentation surgery. "I read how more and more women were walking into their plastic surgeon's office and asking for a [rear end] like Beyoncé's," said Bloomstone, who lives in Newton. "The butt used to be something you hid, but now it's something you show off." Bloomstone saw a business opportunity. Her product? Bootypop, a line of padded underwear designed to help women look a bit more . . . voluptuous. Think of it as a padded bra, she says, for your backside.
Padded asses? Are you fucking kidding me? What’s next? Chicks wearing full body suits that make them all look like Kristin Kreuk or something? Shit like this has never made any sense to me. I mean isn’t the point of trying to look hot to attract guys and get laid? So what happens when you trick somebody into thinking you got a great ass only to reveal Booty Pop when it’s go time? I’d say the gig is up. And call me crazy but Booty Pop doesn’t look nearly as sexy as a thong. So again what’s the point? It’s like robbing a bank without having an exit strategy. Yeah, you can get in and get the money, but what good is it if you still get arrested?
Guy Lafleur Helped His Son Boink Underaged Girl
Police have issued an arrest warrant for former Montreal Canadiens great Guy Lafleur, who is accused of lying to a judge. Lafleur's son stands accused of 21 offences – some of them dating to 2004 – ranging from forcible confinement to drug trafficking to sexual assault.... It was later revealed Lafleur had twice driven his son to an illicit motel rendezvous, allowing him to stay the night with his 16-year-old girlfriend; the girl told police about the trysts when the relationship ended.
I always had a grudging admiration for Guy Lafleur. Back when hockey mattered and the Bruins were something more than just the runt of the Boston sports litter, he was their arch nemesis. Agile, graceful, clutch, a class act all the way... he personified what the Lady Byng trophy was all about. It was maddening to see him destroy the Bruins time and again like he did in the 1978 playoffs, but you had to respect the man.
But this story changes everything. Now he's my goddamned hero. I've got 
two young sons of my own, trying to feel my way along and learn how to raise them right in a world fraught with peril... and Guy Lafleur is my new role model. A father wants to do right by his boys. A son needs a dad who'll be there for him. Its vital to both that they share common interests; that they bond. You can coach your son's teams, help him with his homework, take him fishing, teach him to golf, have man-to-man talks with him; that's all well and good. But nothing says "I love you, son" like "Come with me, pal. I'm driving you to a seedy motel so you can commit statutory rape on your 16 year old nympho." I just hope when the time comes, I can be there for my boys, too.
Boston Vs. New York Song
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I got to be honest, I really haven't looked at this Superbowl as a NY vs. Boston thing or a rivalry of any sorts. I mean I don't hate the Giants. Sure I hate them for these two weeks, but other than that I've never really given them too much thought. Now if Phil McConkey was still 
on the team then it may be a different story, but I digress. Anyway, I kind of think this whole NY vs. Boston thing is kind of being blown out of proportion for this game. There are only 8 teams in the NFL that I really despise and the GMen aren't one of them. In fact that only team I really hate in the NFC is the Cowboys. Here is my NFL hate list.
1. Colts
2. Chargers
3. Steelers
4. Jets
5. Cowboys
6. Broncos
7. Dolphins
8. Ravens (May change now that Billick is gone)
Teacher Nails 15 Year Old Student in Her Jag With Vanity Plate GRRRRR! (5 R's!)
Sunherald.com - A Biloxi teacher, who was suspended after sexual battery charges were filed against her, admitted to police she had sexual relations with the 15-year-old, according to court documents provided by the county attorney. In one communication she called the juvenile her little "sex fiend." Rebecca Dawn Bogard, 27, was charged with sexual battery of a teenage male student Jan. 18, and released on $50,000 bond. She was suspended by the Biloxi School District with pay Jan. 23. According to the underlying facts presented to the county attorney, the juvenile's mother found sexually explicit text messages from "Dawn." The mother also learned her son had lost his job at a sandwich restaurant for taking extended breaks with a woman fitting Bogard's description who was driving a car that fit the description of Bogard's Jaguar, which has the vanity license plate "GRRRRR." Mrs. Bogard admitted to having a sexual relationship with the juvenile and admitted to having sexual intercourse with him on at least three occasions with the latest occurring 17 January 2008. When asked where the sex occurred, Mrs. Bogard indicated that sex occurred in her Jaguar."
I don’t care that this chick is 27 years old. She has to be the Captain of the Cougars. She should have a little “C” on her chest with claws coming out of it. Because unlike a lot of child predators, Dawn clearly isn’t ashamed of hunting younger men and little boys. She basically announced her intentions to the world and dared anybody to stop her. I mean she’s driving around in a Jaguar with a vanity plate that says GRRRRR! That’s five R’s for those of you keeping score at home. You just don’t drive a sex machine like that unless you plan on doing alot of fucking in the front seat. I just hope at her arraignment her fellow Cougars show Dawn the respect she deserves and give her the slow clap as she gets whisked away to jail. I think she earned that much. Keep in mind it was FIVE R's in GRRRRR!
Women of the Super Bowl No. 2: Candice Michelle
Prior to 2005, Candice Michelle had made her mark among WWE fans. But to the rest of the world, Homo Sapiens who have learned to use tools and domesticate animals (no disrespect to wrestling fans, who are among our finest Americans), she burst into the national consciousness like a tactical nuke with her GoDaddy.com ad during Super Bowl XXXIX.
In a Super Bowl commercial lineup that usually features talking animals, celebrities on the decline of their careers and doofuses who make idiots out of themselves choosing the light beer over the hot girls, Candice's landmark performance was the first ad that ever made mothers cover their baby's eyes. I still have no idea what the website does... whether it's a search engine or a blog or if it helps you purchase stocks online... In all these years I've never been tempted to click on it to find out. I just know that, the good Lord willing, next Sunday they'll give us 30 seconds of pure, unbridled, Candice Michelle sexuality. And the world will rejoice.
To see a gallery of Candice Michelle goodness, click here...
The previous picks:
No. 3 The Lingerie Bowl girls...
No. 4 Ines Sainz...
No. 5 Jewel...
No. 6 Mariah Carey...
No. 7 Shania Twain...
No. 8 Cindy Crawford...
No. 9 Janet Jackson...
No. 10 the Miller Lite catfight girls...
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Woman Gets OWI After Calling 911 To Report That She May Be Too Intoxicated to Drive
Wcbd.com - A woman in Fox Lake, Wisconsin decided to drive home after a night at the bar. On the way, she called 911 to report she may be too drunk to drive. Pat Dykstra has an OWI ticket because of this 911 call:
Caller: I just want to know if somebody can follow me home because somebody seems to think I can't drive home straight.
911: OK, why is that?
Caller: He seems to think I am too intoxicated to drive.
911: OK, and so you called 9-1-1 or he called 9-1-1?
Caller: Well, he wanted me to call 9-1-1 'cause he thinks I'm too drunk to drive.
She gave such a good description police found her at her home and gave her a breathalyzer. She blew a .14. Pat says she's not sure if the drunk driving ticket was really fair. After all, by the time she got the ticket, her car was parked right here in the garage. Pat said "I was home already in my pajamas going to bed." Dodge County Sheriff Todd Nehls says Pat did the right thing. Todd Nehls said "I think a judge will look at her and say you know what, you stepped up to the plate. You did the right thing. I think it's commendable."
What a whuss bag this chick is! Listen if you’re going to drive home drunk do it like a man! Just fucking fly home as fast as you can so you can get your ass off the road. If you crash you crash. But if you’re going to half ass it and call 911 than you might as well just take a cab. Now having said that this lady still got screwed. I mean how can you give somebody an OWI after they’ve already parked the car and are in their house? How do the cops know she didn’t celebrate making it home alive by doing tequila shots?
This is fantastic. Even if it's old, I'm glad it finally came out.