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First of all, what is going on with the camera guy in the shit video? I almost puked listening to him almost puke. Get a grip dude. Anyway, if I could ask one question to the lady who fell in shit I think it would have to be why was she dancing in the shit prior to falling down?   Couldn’t she feed the ducks from the grass?  Because obviously you’re going to end up falling in shit when you try bobbing and weaving in it.  It’s just the natural stage of progression.    Luckily for her though it’s going to take more than just rolling around in duck poop to dethrone the trench lady.  I mean it’s not everyday of the week you hear somebody threaten to have a seizure as a way to make somebody shut up.   It just doesn’t get more pathetic than that.

Vote 1 for bird shit and 10 for trench lady