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January 26, 2008

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Celtics Blog: Happy Birthday Brandi

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So the lovely Brandi Garnett celebrated a birthday yesterday. What did her husband do for her? He pulled a Celtics victory over the Timberwolves out of his ass... after probably scaring her (and all of us) by briefly leaving with some kind of abdominal strain. Actually, he probably bought her something that we all couldn't afford even if we all pooled our money together...like Cape Cod. But I'll take the win we didn't earn.

Kendrick Perkins did work again. 21 points on 8 of 10 shooting... which was a lot better than Al Jefferson's 15 points on 6-14 shooting. And the thing is... Al Jefferson was trying to score. Perk was just in the right place in the right time (Exhibit A: The game winning putback after Ray Allen missed a lay up). The rest of the Celtics, however, fucking sucked again until the last two minutes of the game. Part of the reason: No James Posey. He missed his third straight game last night, which means the C's had no defensive spark off the bench. It shows two things: Danny Ainge made a great signing when he brought posey in... and the C's rely on him too much when the rest of the guys aren't digging in on D.

I think the one thing we learned last night... is that trading away those guys was obviously the right move. Gerald Green is never going to be what people thought he was. Ryan Gomes will be a nice player, but a complimentary player at best. And Al Jefferson will never come close to giving what KG gives on the court. He'll be a great power forward... and maybe even a Hall of Famer someday... but he'll do it as a #2 option. We saw it last night... when Al could never really get it going... and KG managed to strip a point guard with the game on the line... and subsequently celebrate with such intensity that I thought for a second we'd won a playoff game.

John - RedsArmy.com

— Red's Army, 11:02 am | permalink | 16 comments

no mention of rondo's horrible defense the past 2 games?

i dont know how you give up 18 points to telfair

maybe his hammy is still bothering him

ShooterMcGavin, Jan 26 2008, 12:18 pm

Give a little credit to the 2006 Celt...I mean 2007 Wolves. They played like they were shunned by this organization with some inspired ball. True story

lugnutz, Jan 26 2008, 12:49 pm

I love how intense KG is ... when he stole the ball from Telfair at the end of the game and started popping his jersey pointing to it, I got almost as fired up as he was ... it's so great to see the Celtics winning now ... Celtics Pride is back!

Al Czervik, Jan 26 2008, 1:16 pm

And by the way, could his wife BE ANY HOTTER?!?! GOOD GOD!! There's no way Bird, Parrish, or McHale pulled tail like the new Big 3 ...

Al Czervik, Jan 26 2008, 1:19 pm

KG popping his shirt after that game like they had just won the title was about the gayest thing I've ever seen, I know it was against his former team and all, but come on! It was the frealing t wolves!
Barely beating the wolves just reconfirms the fact that this team will not sniff the title this year.

stoolified, Jan 26 2008, 4:59 pm

What are you talking about stoolified? Did you watch the end of that game. KG was fucking pumped as was every other Celtics fan with a heartbeat. He was probably getting shit all night from his former teammates and he let the home crowd know what's up.

The score has nothing to do with what this team can do in the playoffs. You play down to your competition sometimes. How can you be so negative about this team?

Soog, Jan 26 2008, 5:47 pm

Reconfirms the fact? When was it first confirmed? They're 34-7

sam malone, Jan 26 2008, 7:26 pm

Perk is a beast!!!

Urban's Army, Jan 26 2008, 9:01 pm

Let it fly, sambo gets a point on occasion...

cdyshack14, Jan 27 2008, 3:55 am

Pick an elite team... they've all lost to a shitty one. Minnesota was coming in off a win IN Phoenix. Detroit got killed by the Knicks. At least the C's won the game.

Red's Army, Jan 27 2008, 8:08 am

Fucking Turkalgu.

Rusty Trombone, Jan 27 2008, 3:37 pm

Brandi: Happy Birthday.

Brandi's Vagina: My condolences.

Eagle 1, Jan 27 2008, 11:04 pm

that was wrong, eagle1. very wrong.

blumpkin, Jan 28 2008, 7:51 am

Wrong yes..... but terribly funny at the same time

Robot Dons Sex, Jan 28 2008, 8:26 am

I feel equally bad for Brandi's bum-hole, as im sure that has also been "KG'd"

GameOver, Jan 28 2008, 9:29 am

Pres, whenever you wake up, tell Marci to put her clothes and get to work! Come on guys....

Sully9, Jan 28 2008, 9:39 am

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