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Random Thoughts – January 2nd


Man stabbed with pork chop bone during scuffle

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ARDMORE, Okla. (AP) - A food fight led to the arrest of an Ardmore man after police say he stabbed another man in the neck with a pork chop bone. Police received a call of a fight outside a local business and arrived to find the victim covered in blood with a puncture wound to his neck. A few blocks away, police arrested 38-year-old Tony Willis. Police say Willis had blood on his clothing and a search revealed a pork chop bone they say was used in the attack.

What the fuck type of idiot is this guy?  You stab somebody in the neck with a pork chop bone and you don’t get rid of it afterwords?    I feel like criminals are just getting dumber by the minute.   Get rid of the weapon!Bury that shit.   If the pork bone doesn’t fit you must acquit.

— elpresidente, 3:19 pm | permalink | 7 comments