Longtime Stoolies know that we generally don’t break news stories here.   We just make crude unfunny jokes and post pictures of hot chicks and youtube videos.  But from time to time we get a tip on a story and break it ourselves.  This is one of those times.   I’m not sure how many people have heard of the blog Kissing Suzy Kolber.   It’s actually a pretty funny site and fairly well known within the blogging world whatever that means.  Now I don’t claim to know the guy who started it.  But I do know a guy who knew a guy who knew a guy who once slept with the guy’s sister.    Long story short is that he has stayed in touch with this chick for the past five years.    And according to the guy who banged the founder’s sister, Kissing Suzy Kolber is going to be shut down this Friday because the founder (Big Daddy Drew) just got arrested on prostitution charges as well as perjury charges.  It turns on his blog was just a cover for his criminal enterprise.     Fucking Nuts right!  I never thought I’d live to see the day where a blog was a front for prostitution.   Anyway, as a public service announcement I’d like to welcome all the dozens of misplaced Kissing Suzy Kolber fans out there to the Stool family.    Come join us as Tom Brady, The Pats, The Red Sox, the Celtics and everybody else in Boston continue to dominate America and win every championship known to man.

PS - If anybody else emails me about the fake Tom Brady retirement story they ran today on KSK I'm going to be forced to send you a bill for the time I wasted opening and reading your email.