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Local Smokeshow of the Day (Toni)
Introducing Toni. Proud Umass alum. Nice to finally see the Minutemen contributing around here. As a reminder we need people to keep submitting nominations for Local Smokeshows. You'd think at the very least all the people who bash every girl we post and say how ugly they all are would have like thousands of perfect 10 girls to send our way.
Send all nominations to randomthoughts@barstoolsports.com
Guys Who Started Website Kissing Suzy Kolber Blog Arrested For Running Prostitution Ring
Longtime Stoolies know that we generally don’t break news stories here. We just make crude unfunny jokes and post pictures of hot chicks and youtube videos. But from time to time we get a tip on a story and break it ourselves. This is one of those times. I’m not sure how many people have heard of the blog Kissing Suzy Kolber. It’s actually a pretty funny site and fairly well known within the blogging world whatever that means. Now I don’t claim to know the guy who started it. But I do know a guy who knew a guy who knew a guy who once slept with the guy’s sister. Long story short is that he has stayed in touch with this chick for the past five years. And according to the guy who banged the founder’s sister, Kissing Suzy Kolber is going to be shut down this Friday because the founder (Big Daddy Drew) just got arrested on prostitution charges as well as perjury charges. It turns on his blog was just a cover for his criminal enterprise. Fucking Nuts right! I never thought I’d live to see the day where a blog was a front for prostitution. Anyway, as a public service announcement I’d like to welcome all the dozens of misplaced Kissing Suzy Kolber fans out there to the Stool family. Come join us as Tom Brady, The Pats, The Red Sox, the Celtics and everybody else in Boston continue to dominate America and win every championship known to man.
PS - If anybody else emails me about the fake Tom Brady retirement story they ran today on KSK I'm going to be forced to send you a bill for the time I wasted opening and reading your email.
after i made out with suzy kolber I had a distinct aftertaste of dogsweat, pot, and hooker spit.
I heard Suzy was preggers.
pres:
You should do the same. You can pimp out all the local smokeshows. I'd pay well and keep my mouth shut.
The same people that dislike KSK are, ironically enough, the same dolts that swear by Barstool Sports. The writing at KSK is about 300 times as clever, witty and most importantly, gramatically correct than it is on BSS. Don't get me wrong, I read both sites fairly regularly but we're comparing the Red Sox to the Portland Sea Dogs here. It's night and day.
KSK is bar none the best blog on the internet. followed by contractyear.blogspot.com naturally.
suzy kolber's a hooker?? what???
Portland Sea Dogs, huh?
I though the KSK guy was the same as the WithLeather guy. I am way off?
same dude.
Sure is, cimgd30, that is if you enjoy your sports parody always containing a paragraph about large cocks being licked clean by a cum gobler. Honestly and point blank, if you still read that site you are at least partially gay.
itll be a sad day in new england when tom brady retires
hopefull for us...he is immortal and will quarterback the team until the end of time
With Leather is Captain Caveman on KSK. KSK is a collection of the best bloggers in the country. Big Daddy Drew "runs" the show I guess but there are 4 or 5 other regular contributors.
wow...didn't realize Suzy was so built. Those are some broad shoulders.. almost dude like... just the way A-rod likes 'em.
Well, he'll be running it Avon Barksdale-style now.
This sounds about as credible as the Brady retiring story. But if it's true, that sucks. They shit on Rivers better than anybody.
clmgd30,
I'm surprised we're allowed to blog on the same internet as them. At least we're Portland Seadogs right?
Ha!
Sorry i'm slow.... so then the dude who got busted for pimpin' hos IS the guy who runs With Leather? sorry for the repeat question prez.
Shooter-
Although Brady will retire some day, rest assured he will make a smooth transition to "congressman Brady". No doubts. It woulda been "president brady", but Bridget and the ole' keep-a-n__a-baby might have ruled that out.
PS - My blog is bullshit. It is in response to them making up shit about Brady retiring. Sad day that I actually had to write this comment to explain
With Leather is the outfit that internet raped Allsion Stokke. Anyone who mentions the blog in a positive light should be bitchslapped to infinity.
Oh, I get it now...
this is that "satire" we keep hearing about...
Taylor are you serious right now? KSK wrote a mock post stating Brady was retiring. Apparently a few too many people took it too seriously despite the tags on the original post and the fact that it came from the same guy that had bounties on Tom Brady's knees all season long. Elpres wrote a half way witty response to that basically using all the elements Drew used. Both posts are total bullshit.
Also, the guy that got "busted" is not Matt Ufford/Captain Caveman/With Leather. It was Drew (real name unknown).
taylor...i was hoping he would go on the opposite pregame show that manning is on so he can destroy him in the ratings during the postseason
so manning's tombstone can read "owned constantly by tom brady"
@Dirty Water, what did BSS do then? They were the ones all proud of being the first to publish Stokke pictures no? WL merely jumped on the band wagon.
KSK is a collection of the best bloggers in the country.
— clmgd30, Jan 15 2008, 3:29 pm
Laughing my ass off still after that post. Woooo ... the best bloggers in the country! What a great assembly of geniuses! I mean, really ... does anyone actually read blogs? Aren't we all just checking in here and other sites for the videos and pics of funny shit and smoking women? If I want to read, I'll grab a book, not listen to some douchebag tell me what he thought of the last Pats/Celts/Sox game.
I am unaware of that. Would you post the link to that post?
After his 7 SB wins in NE, Brady rides off into the sunset with the 49ers. You read it here first.
Damn,
I was on kissing Suzie Orman.com and I was all confused. I was like who would pay to fuck Suzie Orman? Thanks for the explanation Pres.
Speaking of internet videos i wish i never saw...
just had the worst images burned into my memory as I willingly watched "Two Girls One Cup" for the first time....I know I know...thats been out forever. Easily the grossest thing i have ever witnessed
Good to see that most stoolies are this gullible. At least Prez knows that on slow days he can just make shit up and people will get all riled up about it. What's that you say, that's what 90% of internet news does anyhow? Ballyhoo.
Here you go - http://www.barstoolsports.com/randomthoughts/2007/05/11/
Also were you not calling me partially gay a little while ago? Yet you are complaining about pictures of a ridiculously hot, barely legal soon to be/current collegiate athlete?
Confused...
rearadmiral i think i speak for everyone when i say i could live with that outcome
Brady in playoffs=13-2
Manning in playoffs=7-7
i know that doesnt have anything to do with this discussion...i just feel the need to post that stat as often as possible
if you can rank the quality of literary offerings on up to 3 to 5 blogs......then are a faggot whose life is insufferable and should be put out of your misery.
if local smokeshow of the day is your favorite feature of the stool......you should ignore the fags on this site and keep checking the girls!!
el pres knows tits and ass sell baby. fuck writing.
welcome to the club NHL94.
Oh i get it now. At least i prefaced my previous post with "sorry i'm slow". funny guy prez. look at the journalistic credibility you have garnered. I believed you.
Hey Clmgd, why are you even on this site? You don't like it and are filled with inaccurate opinions on blogs. I don't get it. Leave.
I bet Manning and his wife watch brady/gisele highlights just so Peyton can be shown first hand how a winner operates.
Anyone: did anyone make money off of the "2 girls 1 cup" video?
You had me at barely legal, clmgd
I like this site plenty. Most Red Sox fans also enjoy the Sea Dogs, you can like both...its ok.
KSK is a good site, funny as hell. Anyone who thought that the Brady retiring story was even approaching legit is a fucking moron.
Pepto Bismol?
I got to agree with CLMGD on this one, KSK is one of the better blogs on the net, which is not saying that much. KSK actually makes like creative posts where BSS just posts hot chicks(Which is fine by me, in fact the only reason I check the site) and news stories from 3 weeks ago.
But BSS isn't the sea dogs, there not even in the same sport as KSK, its like the Red Sox and womens roller derby. Which is cool, you know, at 2 in the morning, blasted out your head.
Also i can't wait for the first asshole who says "2 in the morning, I am banging some chick then", No your not so don't even say it.
those KSK ree-tahds are just mad that the fackin pat-ree-ahts are going to wipe the fl-ew-ah with the chaah-gizz, hey come on sully let's go down to the bahh and get a bahh-stin lah-guhh, fack kissing suzy kolbah!
I just finished checking out KSK for the first time in months, and I still wonder what their fucking deal is. Seriously, if that blog is not the proverbial closet for gay sports enthusists, I don't what could be.
Farve is queer? TB? Jones? Wade? everyone in sports? Come on, that's not sarcasm, that's a shout out to get pounded up the ass.
(ending my banning as result of Steeler bet to make a point) I read them both and hate most Boston teams... BSS is a better site. wake up with, GTA, local smoke show, and of course funny stories with quotes like "husband wasn’t in there because he was looking for a pick up game of Hungry Hungry Hippo" , and "handi-fat" .. are friggin awesome. it is not a contest.
The next person to compare a fucking blog to the World Champion Boston Red Sox (metaphorically speaking or not) should do us a favor and jump out their window - oh wait guess you can't jump out a basement window...
you got to be kidding me...most of those "funny" stories are on other sites days before they reach BSS.
The local Smoke show and Wake up with are great, but during football season, KSK is the best. Just like during baseball season, Fire Joe Morgan is the best.
I get it I do, its a Boston Blog, most of us lived in here at one point and yeah we all have some home town pride (Like how every asshole claims that DD is good because it is a Boston Based Company, even though there coffee tastes like paint thinner). But come on, there are better blogs out there.
The best blog of all times is the one written by Bob C. Cock, circa 1998/1999. Hands down.
BSS = Sports with a Boston twist
KSK = Sports with a gay twist
MVKID = Twisted gay Bostonian
Best dinosaur = TRex, circa Cretaceous period. Hands down.
Dirty, what is your obsession with the sexual preference of a site? Forgetting the fact that half the writers on KSK are married with families, what does it even matter? Plus if they were legit homos, I don't think they would have all the cheerleader posts or berate Peter King all day long for his latent homosexuality.
Admit that you are a pink hat wearing, towel waving Boston yahoo and get on with life.
It can't be an obsession if I don't read them, which I don't. Other things I don't do:
Own a subscription to Playgirl
Grow a mustache
Enjoy show tunes
Walk in gay pride parades
Purchase Vaseline in bulk
I wish Oprah would chime in....nothing is "the best" until she says it is.
First - fuck is wrong with being mustachioed?
KSK is good stuff, BSS is good stuff, With Leather is good stuff. Why the fuck would anyone ever argue over which blog is better? It's not like there's a blogging pulitzer up for grabs.
I hate to say it, but for some tough cats, people from Boston can be pretty defensive. I mean, shit, what else do you guys want? You're already title town. Who gives a fuck if everyone is against you? I'd give a nut to be in that position. Fuck - I'm a Met fan.
Bottom line is, who cares whether or not John Q. Retard likes BSS better than KSK or KSK better than BSS? Read what you like, and quit having pissing contests over the internet. It's bitch shit.
Hey, I'm not scorning your blog preference, or lifestyle, for that matter. Just keep it indoors, behind the shades, that's all I ask. Why, some of my best friends are KSK readers. Really.
Also, it is you who is apparently trying to shove some blog down peoples throats. Why can't you just accept the fact some would rather not read particular content? Is it that hard for you to believe that some guys just don't find funny a story about Jerry Jones bending Wade Phillips over and raping him?
I mean, seriously. WTF.
And the next Kissing Suzy Kolber party is...???????
Period. The End.
Barstool parties are sausage fests crammed with middle aged loners desperate for tits belonging to someone they are not related to. Its sad too because the only chicks that go are paid to be there. This is one step down that slippery slope on the way to prostitution for most BSS party goers.
Erroneous. Did you go Friday? Like any place, you stay after 10. I love you fucking losers who think BS parties are anything but normal. Because prez hires some girls for entertainment to brighten up the place doesn't mean that no other girls are there. Come stand next to me at the next party and you can show me what a sausage fest it is.
They HATE the Patriots and their fans. So F 'em.
KSK parties are held in a closet. Keeping with tradition, at midnight everyone exits and calls their parents.
What I think is funny is that people get upset that BSS occasionally posts a story like 2 hours after another site...Who gives a shit? I read BSS cause I think the Thorton/Manzo/el pres/UB write ups on the stories are fucking hysterical. The stories themselves are only remotely funny without the witty commentary from the writers on this site. And I do not care about the occasional grammar slip-up. Anyone who does can suck my balls.
Oh and I very rarely read blogs and read KSK for the first time today. I did not laugh at their commentary. It got a grin a few times but it won't be getting added to my list of daily checks. I thought it was kind of stupid.
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Colts Fans Boo Little Girl For Wearing Pats Jersey
I have no great love for Colts fans. I'll grant you that they're decent, corn-fed, God-fearin', red state people, but they sit there hermetically sealed in their climate-controlled dome, worshipping the pampered little rich kid with the laser, rocket arm. And they walk around still in a snit that Mahatma Dungy didn't get the Nobel Peace Prize for winning the Super Bowl last year. That said, I have no problem with them booing 14 year old Anna Grant.
And from her reaction, Anna doesn't mind either. First of all, when you join Punt, Pass & Kick, you're running with the big dogs and you take the bad with the good. Not content to just toss the ball around in the backyard with her brother, Anna stepped up to the big stage and you can tell she's willing to take the heat. Second, she flat out wore that jersey to talk smack to the Colts. To rub the Patriots perfection in their collective face and say "If you're lucky enough to survive this game you've got to come through us" and it completely threw Indy off their game.
Rate This Pats vs. Jags Pregame Tailgate Speech
I got to give it to this guy. He did his homework. I mean he had to research and memorize that entire thing right? This wasn’t like something he made up a couple minutes before kickoff. If Merrell Hodge knew half the shit this guy did then he wouldn’t make such an ass out of himself every week.
As a side note this had to be the most PC locker room speech in the history of locker room speeches. I couldn’t get through 1 sentence without dropping an f bomb in a speech like that never mind five minutes. There must have been kids around or something. That’s the only explanation.
Anyway, I give it a 7.
Celtics Blog: Sugar Ray... Not So Sweet
It's been a tough month for Ray Allen.
I'd like to blame it on that pinched nerve thing that he had in his neck. But I wonder if the simpler explanation is that Doc Rivers is just working him too hard. Look.. I love the guy. But he was hurt for most of last season... and he's logging a lot of minutes this season. Not only that, he's being asked to run the point a lot. He's used to playing a lot of minutes (he's at 38 mpg this season... essentially his career average) but has always spent all that time as a jump shooter. He should be running off picks all over the place... but instead he's relegated to point guard duty because we really don't have any viable option to back up Rajon Rondo. And if Rajon is off... it's up to Ray to make it happen at the point guard position.
I love Ray, and I want him to be the threat he has always been: a long range sniper. Deadly from behind the arc. Yes... he'll drive on you occasionally, but he's the gunner that sticks it in your eye and makes you like it. At least... he was. This year, he's out of sync. His last really good game was against Utah just before the new year. In 6 games in January, Ray is averaging 10.7 ppg on 33% shooting... and only 28% from 3. By comparison, he shot 39.5% from 3 in December. His 5-14 shooting night (2-7 from 3) in last night's loss was just horrible to watch. That last second shot never had a prayer. If the C's are going to avoid more losing streaks down the road this season... they're going to need more out of Ray. I have no doubt that Ray will submit stellar games down the road. I just don't want them to happen every once in a while. The Celtics need to figure something else out behind Rajon Rondo before they end up killing Ray Allen in the process.
John-RedsArmy.com
(What's the difference between RedsArmy.com and Barstool? Only that we're all Celtics every day. And we don't have any pictures of tits and ass. And we don't post videos of douchebags killing themselves on YouTube. Come to think of it... we're not really alike at all. But we've got Celtics all the time... so... that counts for something I guess)
T.O. Might Not Be Insane After All
Just when you think it's time to fit Terrell Owens with a straight jacket, whether it's the non-suicidal suicide attempt, hocking a loogie at DeAngelo Hall, or sobbing like a Maury Povich guest, he totally redeems himself. No kidding, I haven't understood a thing TO has done, a word that's come out of his mouth, or a single thing that's motivated him until this very moment. Finally, something I can relate to.
The chick he calls over is Ines Sainz, my favorite Spanish language football correspondant. A tip of the 'Stool to the Fox news cameraman for unnecessarily panning out to the wide angle to show us Ines' ass. That really brought the story home to the viewers.
Tina Cervasio Headed To NY?
Inside Track - Now don’t breathe a word of this. Because nobody’s supposed to know. But NESN’s Red Sox [ team stats] go-to gal Tina Cervasio was spotted in the Fox 5 newsroom down in NYC recently. That would be the same Fox 5 that currently has an opening for a weekend sports anchor! Word is, Tina’s contract with the Sox-owned NESN is up and they haven’t exactly shown our girl the love that she deserves. Pity . . . .Adding to the intrigue is the fact that Fox 5 GM Lew Leone hired Tina to work for him when he ran CBS2 in the Big Apple. So he is a fan.
This makes no sense. As great as the Sox have been on the field they have made some really bizarre non baseball related decisions. First they 
fired Jerry Trupiano and replaced him with Glenn Gefner in the booth who I think was working as Lucchino’s pool boy before getting the gig. Now they don’t want to resign Tina Cervasio? What gives? The only explanation is that the One Eyed Bandit treats everybody like slaves and unless you are a player they want you to work for free. I mean why get rid of Tina Cervasio? As much fun as we poke at her, I freaking love her. She’s one of the few chicks who seems legitimately excited when the Sox win. Plus, once she’s gone who is going to blow Papelbon after each save? Because you know that prude Kathryn Tappen ain’t going to do it.
Australian Kid Sticks It To Chick Reporter Trying To Interrogate Him
This kid owned that reporter. Good for him. I wouldn’t take off the glasses either. I mean who does this chick think she is? Dude threw a party and it got out of hand. Big deal. It’s happens to the best of us. That’ why Newport invented noise violations. To be honest, I actually didn’t think he was being a jerk at all until the reporter became infatuated with him taking off the sunglasses. She left him with no choice but to be defiant. Hell I may hire him to run our parties here at the Stool. He’s got the exact type of attitude we look for in future employees.
Wake Up with Kelly Monaco
Is it just me, or does Kelly Monaco look significantly better when she's not smiling. UB can't quite put his finger on it, but the candids of Kelly when she's smiling are just not as attractive. UB would have to say she is at least two times hotter when giving us the poker face...
Who do you want to Wake Up with? Ub@barstoolsports.com
Crazy shit. I never liked KSK but have always been surprised at how many other bloggers thought it was the shit. The posts (to me) were long and rambling and too often not funny. Just my opinion.