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We already showed the no look pass video a couple weeks ago.   And I still maintain that this has to be the worst no look pass in the history of basketball.  The best part is that the guy who threw it thinks he’s like the coolest shit in the history of mankind.   I’ve never met him but I can guarantee he claims he played in the ABA or something.   His whole demeanor is hilarious.  He acts like the defender should apologize for his face getting in the way of his pass.    But as much as I love the no look pass I’m going with the passed ball video here.  Maybe it’s because I already saw the no look pass and it’s always easier for a new video to beat one I’ve already seen.   But I love the background chatter after the kid gets plunked in the baseball video.   “Medic.”   “You got to look before you throw catch.”   Hilarious. 

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Introducing Lauren from Newton. In all my years of doing the Local Smokeshow of the Day, Lauren is by far and away the most requested smokeshow we've ever had. Something tells me she must turn you to stone or something if you see her in person. And you know how you can really tell if a chick is hot? NFL QB's start randomly showing up in her photos.

As a reminder we can't do this Local Smokeshow of the Day feature without the Stoolies help. We need our readers to send us in submissions. And we're going to try our best not to just put up pics without the girl's permission. So if you know the girl try and convince her that this is the best thing not only for her own personal wellfare, but for the future of America.

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AUBURN HILLS, Mich. - The real Gino behind the Gino T-shirt is excited about the Gino craze at Celtics home games but is concerned about T-shirt sales. The shirt refers to Gino Vannelli, an Italian-Canadian singer, songwriter, musician, and composer, and it is from one of his 1970s concert tours. On Friday, Vannelli said he recently saw the "Gino" video on YouTube and is excited that Celtics fans are getting joy from it. "It's almost as if when I look at that YouTube thing that I was standing out of my body and I wasn't on the planet anymore, just sort of looking back on the grave," said Vannelli in a phone interview. "I remember that T-shirt from the '70s from a tour from my 'Gemini' album.. . . It is a totally bizarre thing. Perhaps I ought to make an appearance to sing the national anthem to set the record straight on who the real Gino is. "I heard about it [two weeks] ago. I heard about it in Holland. People sent me the YouTube link. I gawked and chuckled about it." Gino-style T-shirts are being worn by fans and even being sold online at cafepress.com. Vannelli, however, said that the website has not received permission to sell his old concert T-shirt. "I have no connection with that," said Vannelli, who splits time living in Holland and Oregon. "I believe that they have to get the permission from the record company and my permission. I want to make sure it's on the up and up."

So this is the real Gino huh?   Kind of seems like a prick if you ask me.  What does he mean he wants to make sure that Gino t-shirts sales are on the up and up?  Dude, the shirts have nothing to do with you.  I don’t care whether it’s your name or not.  It’s all about the dude doing the dancing.   That’s the real Gino.   Nobody would know who the fuck you are if “the real Gino” didn’t wear it in the first place.  So do me a favor and stay in Holland where you belong before I decide to start selling t-shirts right in your eyeball.   And no, nobody wants you to sing the national anthem at a Celtics game.  Stop trying to make yourself important in this whole thing.  You’re a freaking nobody.  

Well tonight is the pseudo National Championship in college football.   (I say pseudo because there can never really be a true National Champion until the idiots who run college football install a playoff system)  But until that point we’ll just have to deal with the BCS.    So here is a breakdown of tonight’s game in the only categories that matter.   I’m obviously talking about hot chicks and you tube videos.

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LSU Chicks Dancing at Tailgate

LSU Super Hot Chick Dancing at tailgate

Ohio State Chick Stripping

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Now as much as I love the Ohio State chick in the first video ( "That Mother Fuckin Bitch Spit In My Face. She Should Be Dead. Fuck Everybody!" ) the edge still has to go to LSU. You just can't overlook chicks grinding their asses into each other at a tailgate party. Plus, that blond chick dancing to Soulja Boy kind of seals the deal. Sure the SEC may be over rated when it comes to football, but they bring the thunder when it comes to quality ass. Too bad they won't have anything to celebrate after LSU gets another Big 10 Beatdown courtesy of Ohio State.

(UPDATE: We found a link to Ohio State Chick stripping from last year which almost makes this a draw)

Yeah... normally a post-game blog happens, you know, after a game. But the funny thing about jail cells... the WiFi connections in there aren't so great.

I'd like to extend a hearty "shut the fuck up" to everyone who was pissed about how the Celtics reacted after their win in Detroit on Saturday night. People... oh... like Chauncey Billups:

"They're a little more happy than we was when we won our game out there," he said. "It was just like a regular game for us. Two good teams playing. They're kind of playing like it's the Super Bowl, man. It's just a regular game, two good teams playing. There's a little more at stake for them and their psyche than [for] us, but they won, it's cool."

Pardon the Celtics for enjoying a big win in a hostile environment. It's called playing with emotion. It's fun. You should try it some time. And besides... just about everyone at a Pistons game is a total douche anyway. You think it was an accident that the Ron Artest brawl happened there? I don't blame Pierce for popping his jersey on the way out. It was easier than saying "enjoy your pisshole... I'm flying back to a real city with the best team in the league."

The biggest story of the weekend was our bench. Big Baby's 16 4th quarter points... Tony Allen saving the C's in the second quarter of their game against Memphis (while the rest of the team took the night off). Posey and House hitting big 3's... again. Individually, each of the guys off the bench is nothing special. But give Danny Ainge credit... in the framework of this team, he got guys who do very well. They have specific jobs to do... and they're not asked to do too much.

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(Somebody sent me a link of this rant from some chick bitching and moaning about how her apartment got trashed by her friends at her New Year's Eve Party. After bitching everybody out she asks for them to donate through her paypal account to help get her place cleaned up. I can't decide whether I think it's real or not. It's my experience that shit like this is usually fake. But I honestly can't tell with this one. In any event it's pretty funny. You be the judge)

Before I get started, just know that the cleaning service I called gave me an estimate of $450. Since most of the damage happened after I passed out, I'm not footing this entire bill. In all the years that I've had parties, I've never so much as even asked for someone to stay and help me clean up, let alone chip in for any of the booze or anything. But today, I'm livid. The people who fucked up my shit know who you are. You have to give me something. I don't care if you're poor. If you can't afford to be an asshole, than you shouldn't act like one.

You can make a deposit into the "I Can Be Tracie's Friend Again" fund via my PayPal account by clicking the following link. You do not need to have a Paypal account in order to do this.

I've hosted lots of parties in my day, but nothing—nothing—has ever even neared the level of destruction (and blatant disrespect) that happened at my place after I puked and passed out last night. Seriously, this beats out the time that I had a party when my parents went away when I was 17 and Amanda Spence fell down the steps and broke the spokes of the wooden banister, as well as her cheek bone. I understand you guys are party animals, but frankly, I think that some of you are just plain animals. Like wine spilled all over the walls? Are you kidding me?

And it got on my signed Dolly Parton poster, which as some of you know, is one of my most prized possessions in the world.

I heard that Callie fell down the stairs, so I'm assuming that she did this. I also heard that someone poured champagne from the second floor into the Callie's mouth on the first floor. You know, that really fucking pisses me off. There's a fucking television and speakers right there that it could've gotten on, you shit slices. And I know that if that stuff got destroyed, your asses would not compensate me in any way beyond a "Sorry dude." I would never do that in someone's house, whether it's a dump, squat, dorm room or mansion. I wanted people to have a good time. I went out of my way for people to have a good time, and it pisses me off that it was my friends, not strangers, who were doing this shit. I expected a huge mess when I woke up this morning, and expected to do heavy duty cleaning, but this is unreal. I'm fucking pissed.

And who's the asshole who poured beer all over himself? Was that you, Brian? It smells like mildew in here now.

I don't know what the hell was going on in the bathroom downstairs (I do however know about a blow job that went on in the bathroom upstairs...not performed by me), but the shower curtain rod was pulled out of the wall and the rings are broken.

The kitchen suffered damages as well.

There's a hole in the wall, too. It's blurry, but it's there.

I take responsibility for the floors, since the glitter was my idea. It was really pretty when those things popped off.

Oh, and you can't really tell from this picture, but that's an o.b. tampon on my couch. For you boys that don't know, those are the kind you have to finger yourself to use. I don't use them because I don't wash my hands after I use the bathroom.

Anyway, Happy New Year to you all! Even to the assholes who wrecked my place and to the assholes who were the last to leave and left the fucking front door wide open for the entire place to be burgled. I woke up at like 5 am because someone kept calling my phone repeatedly because he thought he left his gloves here. Apparently it was urgent for him to get them, but I'm glad he called, because otherwise, I would've slept through the night with the roof door and the apartment door open.

Also, my ass has the biggest bruise on it and I can't really walk. And this happened to my arm:

I am unable to move. Seriously, my ass is really fucked up. I can't bend over, which is why I called a cleaning service to come here, because it is not humanly possible for me to do this alone. I didn't even include the roof pictures, because there was a pile of chunky puke up there, and as a hangover present, I decided to not include that.

Another day, another two celebrity sex tape stories. Story One:

Former "Long Island Lolita" Amy Fisher is joining her husband in trying to market a sex tape, saying, "I always wanted to be No. 1 at something, but I didn't think it would be something like this."Fisher said her husband, Louis Bellera, sold the sex tape to Red Light District video of Los Angeles in August when he and Fisher were divorcing. They have since reconciled, and Fisher said she took a six-figure payout rather than fight to have the video pulled from the Internet.

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...And story two:

Actress VIVICA A. FOX is at the centre of an alleged scandal - after reports of a sex tape featuring the star surfaced.Atlanta blogger SandraRose claims Fox was filmed performing oral sex on an Atlanta man who secretly shot the sex act and emailed the footage to his friends.

Are we in the beginning the decline of the Celebrity Sex Tape Era? There's a certain magic to releasing a homemade sex tape that I think is being lost in the current glut we're now seeing. First of all, you need to coordinate with other celebrities and psuedo celebrities to make sure you don't announce your release... I mean "leak" the "rumor" of the existence of the tape on the same day. That's simple Marketing 101; the public has only so much interest to spend. You don't break the news of your "private" video for the same reason you don't premier a Hollywood movie the same day "Spiderman 3" comes out. Second, and most importantly, you need to put out a tape while everyone is still interested. The NY tabloids might still be calling Fisher "The Long Island Lolita," but tshe's 33. The time to give the world homemade porn was sometime between the age of consent and now that she's just another hagged out Long Island chick with bad hair like any one of 5,000 such girls you'll see at a Mets game. And for Vivica A. she should've powered up the camera around the time of "Indepedence Day" or even into her "Kill Bill" period. I would've watched that. But a cell phone video of a 44 year old's drunken hummer? No sale.

Shame on them both. Let's hope the next famous slut gets it right.

In terms of overall disappointment level I’d have to say that last night’s premiere of American Gladiators ranked right up there with the 1985 Superbowl.   Actually check that.   The Pats at least had a 3-0 lead in that game and gave us hope for like 5 seconds.  There was never any hope for American Gladiators.   It sucked from the opening gun.   The announcers sucked.  Hulk Hogan sucked.   Leila Ali sucked.   And most importantly the camera work sucked.   I literally got sea sick after watching it for two minutes.   Who the fuck decided to flip camera angles every 3 seconds? It's truly a sad day in America. They took a great show and made it suck. Where the hell is Malibu when you need him?  

UB is pretty pissed off that he hasn't had a chance to do Wake Ups these past few weeks. So pissed off that he is pledging to do one every day this week if it kills him. Of course, Ub has also noticed that the rest of the Staff Wake Ups haven't really been up to UB standards. Check out this Wake Up Minka Kelly that El Prez passed off a little while back. Eh, not without it's charm, but not exactly Grade A UB material either. To show the Stoolies that UB is back on track, here is the REAL Wake Up with Minka Kelly!!!

Much more Minka here...

Who do you want to Wake Up with? Ub@barstoolsports.com