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Random Thoughts – January 1st


World's Fattest Woman Dies

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Dailymail.com - Renee Williams became the largest person ever to have gastric bypass surgery earlier this year after ballooning to nearly seventy stone – but died 12 days later.  Renee Williams weight balloned from 40 to 70 stone after a car crash. Renee, from Austin, Texas, had battled with her weight since childhood and was classified as super-morbidly obese at the age of 12.  She was married by the age of 15 and had her first child, Mirina, at 16 weighing 30 stone.  Renee had grown to a massive 35 stone by the time she had her second daughter Mariah.  "When you don't have that thing in your head that tells you you're full, it's disgusting the amount of food you can eat," She said.

It’s a sad day when the world’s fattest chick dies.  Sad day indeed. But when they measure you in stones, I guess it’s just a matter of time.  And since this is such a tragedy I’m not even going to ask what type of dude would marry a 15 year old who has been classified as super morbidly obese since the age of 12.  Nor am I going to speculate on how Renee Williams was able to procreate in the first place.  Instead let’s just tip a 40 and say a prayer for the passing of this gentle giant. 

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