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Random Thoughts – January 2nd


Battle of the Birthday MILFs: Carrera vs. Turlington

Early '90s iconic hotties Tia Carrera and Christy Turlington share a birthday today. Tia turns 40 and Christy is 38, and as far as guaging which one is hotter, I think the contest would come down to a shoot out.

Carrera:

 

 

 

Turlington:

 

 

 

It's a tough contest in large part because I'm pretty certain most of the Turlington pictures you find are from her George Michael's "I Want Your Sex" video era heyday, whereas Tia is still getting in front of the cameras north of 40. And let's face it, she doesn't look like she did in the first Wayne's World movie (But then outside of Alice Cooper and possibly Ed O'Neill, who does?). So this contest might be unfair, as evidenced by Christy's leopard bikini photo, but I'm still giving the edge to Tia. Because Tia is Hawaiian, and the Asian chick always gets the edge. In the same way that in a hockey fight, the edge will always go to a Canandian over a European.Click here for the rest of the pictures..."1" for Tia, "10" for Christy.

— Jerry Thornton, 5:43 pm | permalink | 17 comments