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Battle of the Birthday MILFs: Carrera vs. Turlington
Early '90s iconic hotties Tia Carrera and Christy Turlington share a birthday today. Tia turns 40 and Christy is 38, and as far as guaging which one is hotter, I think the contest would come down to a shoot out.
Carrera:
Turlington:
It's a tough contest in large part because I'm pretty certain most of the Turlington pictures you find are from her George Michael's "I Want Your Sex" video era heyday, whereas Tia is still getting in front of the cameras north of 40. And let's face it, she doesn't look like she did in the first Wayne's World movie (But then outside of Alice Cooper and possibly Ed O'Neill, who does?). So this contest might be unfair, as evidenced by Christy's leopard bikini photo, but I'm still giving the edge to Tia. Because Tia is Hawaiian, and the Asian chick always gets the edge. In the same way that in a hockey fight, the edge will always go to a Canandian over a European.Click here for the rest of the pictures..."1" for Tia, "10" for Christy.
Mortal Lock; OU Over WV +7.5
I’ve been fairly silent during bowl season and I apologize for that. The good news is that I haven’t been great so far. I’m probably around .500 although I did nail my mortal lock of the century yesterday with the over in Florida vs. Michigan. The good news is that I think tonight’s game is even easier. I fully expect Oklahoma to massacre West Virginia. And keep in mind this is a Big East guy who is saying this. I just don’t see any way that WV is ready for this game. They are still shell shocked from losing to Pittsburgh. Yeah this is a BCS game, but they had all but booked their tickets to the National Title game. Playing in this consolation game has to be a huge let down. Combine this with the fact that Rich Rodriguez flew the coop to Michigan and what you’re going to get is a very under prepared and poorly motivated WV team that sucks on defense to begin with. Contrast this with a highly motivated Oklahoma team that wants to prove that they deserved to be in the title game instead two loss LSU and we have all the makings of a blowout. It wouldn’t surprise me if the Sooners punter didn’t even make the trip. That’s how dominant I expect them to be.
Mortal Lock - OU
This will be all kinds of ugly by the end.
What's the over/under for number of cars burned and/or flipped over by WV students?
I'm an ass man, but I can't read the words near that heavenly chest. True story
El Pres,
I apologize for being fairly silent?...no shit! I was looking for a Stool Bowl prediction but couldn't find it. Instead, I took Arkansas with the point because I forgot they went through the whole Petrino situation...thanks el pres
tmoney, I didn't like that game but I would have taken Ark gun to head.
Agreed. Here's a gambling tip. It's not a good idea to bet on a team because you're the only guy in town with a Colt Brennan T-shirt. I chocked that up for a loss the second I heard June say pre-game, "I just hope we can go out their and prove that we actually belong out on this field today."
Last year same was supposed to happen against Boise State and they won right??? Oh snap, they lost, but it was one of the most entertaining bowl games in a while. Ever since Stoops started dipping into the White Corn that team ain't never been the same. He kind a sucks in bowl games that aren't national champion quality.
One the flip slide, and very good news for Manzo, I was actually in the North End today between Panino Express and the Cantina when I saw a mailman schleping his bag and so as a gag I asked him who he liked tonight. After glowering at me for a minute or two he said, "I'll see ya' Soon, punk." I guess that was his way of saying he was on the Sooners.
So my mind was immediately made up...Betting the mortgage and the gold teeth on WV +7.5. and to even up the bowl season to a juice making 3-3. GLTA.
ALso good point Billy F....
Eagle, I know you put cars, but the over/under should be on sofa's burned rather than cars.
Solid:
The couches and chairs are the kindling wood. The autos are the logs. Note the car being rolled onto the bonfire at the 5:50 mark:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSGFiA3kO-Q
Knuckleheads. Want to impress me, drop trou and light your farts. That takes real talent.
Her tits are sooo nice, i got a view like that from the parking garage outside the title game last year. I felt like throwing ones down from the 2nd level of the garage.
I'm going 3-3 on the year with this one. Oklahoma in a romp
Stay Classy
It shakes my faith in El Pres when he makes a pick based on the opening line and not the actual line thats available, but I too like OU by a landslide. Of course I had BC when they converted the 4th and 1 instead of kicking the FG to cover. Fkn BC.
Oklahoma was an early fav for the title, and wants that late consideration. Sorry I just got around to it, the boobs did me in. True story
Wait, that's an unposted mortal lock from yesteday right?
PatriotsNation, nice catch!
Michigan over Florida was your Mortal Lock of the Century? You sound like SolidGoldYesterday's winners. Let me know your thoughts on the VT/Kansas game by Friday
Michigan/Flordia over was the lock of the century.....Do we have documentation of this anywhere?
And the barstool mush is on.
Next time, wait until the next day to post your mortal lock so you don't mush it.
You fuckin mush - kill yourself.
WVU defense sucks huh? Aren't they in the top 5 in the nation? Good pick no wonder your 50%.
HA FUCKING HA!
I love it. The West Virginia route is on. Easiest money I ever made. Please post more mortal locks.
You have to admire the prez. Against all odds, he continues his assault for the title of "Man in the world that knows least about football."
that "shitty" WV defense sure coming through tonight HA HA HA.
All this game does is get us another blog item about how underrated the Big East is..
worst pick ever. I should have never doubted the Big East. So stupid. I need a miracle with the over. Way not to call timeouts there at the end WV. What the fuck was that?
This guy should win some sort of award for photography.
Great cans.
Stay Classy
prez what if oak wins but doesnt cover, can you still post the 'big east is the best conference in america' blog tomorrow
All I can say is go Big East...
however, for those of you who need some help deciding what conference is the strongest, why not look at the ENTIRE history of BCS Bowl Games:
SEC: 10-4
Pac 10: 8-4
Big East: 6-4 (Including WVU win over OU tonight making it 3 wins in 3 years for the Big East)
Big Ten: 9-7
Big 12: 6-7 (Including OU loss to WVU tonight)
ACC: 1-8 (Sure ya wanna pick VTech tomorrow???)
All Others: 2-4 (Includes 0-3 Notre Dame)
Good move to the ACC, BC! Ha!
The biggest mystry of all time is still how this WV team lost to Pitt. Just mind boggling. Thank god for this over. splitsville for me.
When the fuck is Maria Stephanos getting here? She's just not the same without David Wade...
thanks a lot pres and all you other experts, I bet my house on OU, now where in the hell am I going to live, I guess me, the wife and stool junior will be living in the windstar now.
If somebody had to beat me I'm glad it was WV. Big East proves once again that they are the best conference in america
What is your next Mortal Lock pres? I'm breathlessly awaiting your GMAC Bowl advice. OU, Elpres = Frauds
As markymark would say, "Feel the vibration...its got your sweet sensation...." Hey where's Dana "The Cougars are the Pick" Bible when you need him to recall your Bowl picks tally for the season? Easy win boys.
Mortal Lock of the day, El Prez says Stoops is a fraud.
It becomes much clearer each time you make a prediction why you still drive a shitbox astrovan.
Oldstoolie is a brutal motherfucker. Nice work, OS. At least Pres did not pull a "Manzo" and pull down the post after picking a loser.
Oh ye of little faith. There is not a couch left in Morgantown today. Don't sleep on the Big East. Basketball season is their time to shine.
Does the best conference co-champs and 3rd place team get completely dominated by 4th place teams from other conferences (Oregon and Wake)?
And you're even more pathetic with your unposted "at least I have the over."
I will buy a Stool T shirt if you pick Kansas tonight pres
brooke,
I would not pick Kansas with a gun to my head. I got a feeling V Tech will stomp them.
Thanks Cros, but 'brutal' is such a strong word. I was merely making an observation, based on years of EP's God-awful predictions.
Just imagine what kind of global media empire he could be controlling right now if he knew what the fuck he was talking about.
I'm not much of a betting man but I'll bet he's made a few of the stoolies rich just by picking against him.
A very random question, I know, but I am headed to Leominster for a business trip (never been to the northeast) whats the best place to fly into?
This Mortal Lock combined with Anti-SEC rants= Pres doesnt have a clue
If you're flying to Leominster for business, the best place to fly into would be a mountain.
Thanks TEE, appreciate it!
Hell would probably be better to fly in to as well.
Stay Classy
Leominster huh? So, are you in the abandoned warehouse, abandoned factory, or drug business?
Providence is your best bet, easier to get in and out and not a bad drive to Leominster.
Seriously, Leominster for business?
One side of my business is the printing industry, and I have a large customer located there. So I take it I'm not gonna have that much fun on this trip huh?
A very random question, I know, but I am headed to Leominster for a business trip (never been to the northeast) whats the best place to fly into?
— RednGold99, Jan 03 2008, 9:04 am
Where you flying out of? What airlines are your options? Worcester's closest but they're tiny. Logan or Manchester are way closer than Providence (no disrespect Oldstoolie, but Leominster is in north-central MA).
I am flying out of Kansas City. I mostly travel Southwest and have quite a few free flights so I would like to fly Southwest, but I see that I only have two options for Southwest, Providence or Manchester. I'll fly whatever is easiest and most convenient.
No prob RA, I didn't even think of Manchester, I just never tell anyone to fly into Logan if they can help it, especially if they don't know the area. Trust me, I know where Leominster is.
And no, RednGold, you won't have any fun unless you leave the area.
Do Manchester unless you're planning on staying overnight in the airport town. MUCH more to do in Providence with their restaurants and titty bars. Manchester is, well, Manchester---a big place in NH but a tiny burgh anywhere else. But if it's a hit-and-run, Manchester is closer:
Well I was hoping to make a trip out of it since I have never been anywhere in that area before. I mostly travel to the West coast or southern east coast, so I have been looking for a reason to get up there. And as much as it pains me to say this, but since my Chiefs blow ass, it will probably be around the time of the superbowl, so it would be great to be in the area around that time if you guys manage to make it there!
If?
Well, I'm sure you will, but I'm not trying to jinx anyone!
Nice pick El Pres. If I wanted a fucking losing pick, I would have talked to my friend smitty. So much for the mortal lock. I'd rather be getting picks from manzo's retarded mailman friend
Red, if you're gonna make a trip, you're best bet is to stay in Boston (more to do), get a rental, and drive to Leominster when you have to (it's about an hour from Boston). But if must take SW, they don't fly into Logan.
Hmmm, let me get this straight. You're looking forward to visiting the northeast in freeze your ass off February and going to Leominster, Worcester's bastard child town. Um, you don't exactly shoot for the stars there do you?
Seriously if you are coming out here for the first time stay in Boston if
a. you can afford the ridiculous rates and
b. you can find a room.
Leominster is only about an hour or so away and your trip will be much more fun.
I don't mind the cold weather at all. I live in Kansas, so its not exactly sultry here! I spend a lot of time in Denver during the winter, so I don't mind it at all!
So what I'm getting out of this is;
1. Leominster sucks!
2. Fly into Manchester if I fly SW, but should fly into Boston
3. Stay in Boston for good times
4. Leominster really sucks!
You're pretty much on target. You can still fly into Manchester if you go Southwest, I wouldn't give up the miles, just stay in Boston. It's pretty easy getting out of the city going north when you need to leave.
And since I'm not from the Leominster area and may be offending some stoolies who are, it doesn't so much suck as it's just there, kinda blah, nothing going on type of place.
Leominster's more west than north of Boston. I've only driven through on my many trips to/from college. Here's all you need to know, the sign says "Welcome To Leominster, Home of Johnny Appleseed" (who may or may not have actually existed).
Alright, last thought on this thread, it's getting boring. I meant it's easy to go north out of the city back to Manchester when the flight leaves, so stay in Boston.
From the person who thinks the SEC isn't the best conference. Classic. This stuff just writes itself.
This blog is full of fucking amateurs.
Red, fly into Providence, stay in providence...drive up to the customer and at night in Providence go to Club Fantasies or the Satin Doll.
End of story.
I can't believe that no one has mentioned the male baton twirler and 2 male flag twirlers in WV's band that the tv cameras kept keying in on. I laughed my ass off every time they came on! Not to mention the Dingle Berry incident. That was the funniest bowl game ever.
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Barstool Ski Bash Is Next Friday
The first Barstool Party of the New Year and a rare Friday Night extravaganza is next Friday as we gear up for the Barstool Ski Bash. This party is for all the wimps out there who say we never do anything on the weekend. There is no excuse to miss this one! There will be an open Bud Light bar at 8pm. You must be on our guest list to get in! RSVP to skiparty@barstoolsports.com.
Barstool Ski Party;
- Ski fashion show
- Barstool Girls
- Bud Light Reception from 8-9pm
- Live Band The Zoo
- Tons of Free Ski Lift Giveaways to Killington
- Weekend Ski and Stay Giveaway
- PLUS LOTS LOTS MORE!!!
When: Friday January 11th
Where: The Harp
Time: 8pm
Bonehead Highlight of the Bowl Season
In case you missed it, this was obviously the bonehead highlight of the bowl season. Now I’m not sure if I’m right about this but I’m under the impression that this was the “Get Back” coach for Texas who pulled this stunt. But that’s really neither here nor there. The point of this random thought is to warn all the Stoolies that never under any circumstances try to explain what a “Get Back” coach is to a chick. Yeah, I know what you’re thinking. It seems simple enough. How hard is it to explain that his job is to yell at people to get back on the sidelines all game? But chicks absolutely refuse to believe that anybody can get paid for doing just that. I literally spent five hours this weekend trying to explain what a get back coach is to the First Lady and her friends and none of them could understand it or they just refused to believe it. I had a better chance explaining what Joe Lunardi does for a living than a get back coach. So today’s tip of the day is don’t try and explain the Get Back coach to chicks because they just don’t understand football. Here endeth the lesson.
Local Smoke Show of the Day (Christina)
Introducing Christina from West Boylston. I almost didn't want to do a smokeshow today because I can't tell whether people are back from work yet and Christina is way to hot to waste on a non busy day. I also owe the Bruins Ice Girls an apology. Because at one point I said Whitney was the only hot girl they had. Well Christina is blazing and she too is a Bruins Ice Girl. The B's need a better photographer or something because the picture they have of her on their site does her no justice. It's almost like they don't want to sell tickets.
If you have any local smokeshows who deserve to be recognized for their hotness please send them our way at randomthoughts@barstoolsports.com. We're even printing up smokeshow tshirts to give to all those who have been recognized. Kind of like our version of the Green Jacket.
Everyday Normal Guy
Despite the overwhelming bravado of most Stoolies who read Barstool Sports I’m pretty sure that this song describes 99% of our readership. Just everyday normal guys mother fucker.
Thanks to Rear Admiral for the tip
The Brockton Dairy Queen Has No Respect For The Bruins
The Patriots are 16-0 and poised to put an exclamation point on arguably the greatest season in the history of modern civilization. The Celtics are the best team in the NBA and could finally bring banner #17 to Boston. The Red Sox have won 2 out of the last 4 World Series Championships. And what about the Bruins you ask? Well the poor Bruins can’t even get their name up on a Go Sox, Pats, Celtics and Revs sign at the DQ in Brockton. Even the fucking Revolution made it up there! It just doesn’t get any worse than that. Somewhere in a dark alley Ricky Middleton weeps.
- Thanks to Brian for the picture
World's Fattest Woman Dies
Dailymail.com - Renee Williams became the largest person ever to have gastric bypass surgery earlier this year after ballooning to nearly seventy stone – but died 12 days later. Renee Williams weight balloned from 40 to 70 stone after a car crash. Renee, from Austin, Texas, had battled with her weight since childhood and was classified as super-morbidly obese at the age of 12. She was married by the age of 15 and had her first child, Mirina, at 16 weighing 30 stone. Renee had grown to a massive 35 stone by the time she had her second daughter Mariah. "When you don't have that thing in your head that tells you you're full, it's disgusting the amount of food you can eat," She said.
It’s a sad day when the world’s fattest chick dies. Sad day indeed. But when they measure you in stones, I guess it’s just a matter of time. And since this is such a tragedy I’m not even going to ask what type of dude would marry a 15 year old who has been classified as super morbidly obese since the age of 12. Nor am I going to speculate on how Renee Williams was able to procreate in the first place. Instead let’s just tip a 40 and say a prayer for the passing of this gentle giant.
Dancing Weather Girl on the CW
I refuse to believe this news telecast was on the CW. They are way too professional for this. Regardless, this is why I love America. From now on all weathermen should be hot weather chicks who shake their ass while giving the weather. In fact let’s take this one step further. All new stations should start employing dance Fridays where all the female employees just start grinding all over each other for a segment while delivering the news. It’s an absolute no brainer. And no I don’t think this is sexist at all. It’s just giving the people what they want.
"Gino Mania" Is Taking Over Boston
First of all, I don’t believe Doc Rivers for a second that he has no idea who Gino is. I mean ESPN, Channel 5 and the Boston Herald have all done stories on Gino. The entire Celtics team is in love with the guy and practicing his dance moves in the locker room. But Doc has no idea who he is? Do me a favor and tell me you don't like my firm, tell me you don't like my idea, tell me you don't like my fuckin neck tie, but don't tell me you’ve never seen Gino. Anyway, I’ve gotten a bunch of emails telling me that the Stool needs to start selling a Gino shirt. There are already a couple out there, but what do people think of this idea? Should we make it Gino time at the Stool? Because something tells me when the playoffs start in April it’s going to be Gino mania in Boston.
Little Girl Says Dad Died In Iraq to Win Hannah Montana Tickets
GARLAND, Texas - An essay that won a 6-year-old girl four tickets to a Hannah Montana concert began with the powerful line: "My daddy died this year in Iraq." While gripping, it wasn’t true — and now the girl may lose her tickets after her mom acknowledged to contest organizers it was all a lie. The girl won a makeover that included a blonde Hannah Montana wig, as well as the grand prize: airfare for four to Albany, N.Y., and four tickets to the sold-out Hannah Montana concert on Jan. 9. The mother had told company officials that the girl’s father died April 17 in a roadside bombing in Iraq, company spokeswoman Robyn Caulfield said. "We did the essay and that’s what we did to win," Priscilla Ceballos, the mother, said in an interview with Dallas TV station KDFW. "We did whatever we could do to win." Contest organizers are reviewing the matter, and is considering taking away the girl’s tickets.
The contest organizers are considering taking away the girl’s tickets? Umm, not only should her tickets be taken away but the mother should be shipped off to Iraq on the next plane out of the United States and used as a rag doll for all the soldiers stationed there. Listen ordinarily I’d say there is nothing wrong with lying about a death in the family to further personal gain. It’s kind of the American Way. Like the mother said, you play to win the game. But you got to do it Johnny Fairplay style. You got to make up a lie that doesn’t really effect anybody but yourself. Say that your dad got caught in quick sand and suffocated to death or that he got eaten by an alligator while playing golf. But whatever you do you can’t say he died in Iraq. It’s just a total slap in the face to all soldiers who are serving our country. I mean maybe I could let it slide if this was for four tickets to Jimmy Buffett in Anguilla, but Hannah Montana in Albany? Just totally unacceptable.
Question of the Day: Who's More Perfect, The Pats or Mr. Perfect?
Vs.
All this talk the last 24-72 hours about the Pats perfect season, I can't help but think of the only other professional athlete who can even be mentioned in the same breath. That's right, "Mr. Perfect". Now before you vote, let's take a look at the tale of the tape:
The Pats - won all 16 games they played in the regular season joining the '72 Dolphins as the only undefeated teams in NFL history, broke the all time record for points in a season, touchdown passes and point differential.
Mr. Perfect - WWE Heavyweight champ, WWE Intercontinental champ, perfect in every way. As evidenced by the above Youtube - once stopped a Mike Modano slap shot, bowled a perfect game and threw a 70 yard pass... to himself! Other accomplishments include chess, golf, horseshoes, darts and ping-pong perfection; swatting gum with his bare hand after spitting it out of his mouth, diving perfectly into the pool and calling a homerun in softball before the ball was pitched.
"Unbelievable? No, perfect..."
So it's time to vote on who's more perfect. Vote 1 for the Pats, Vote 10 for Mr. Perfect. Remember, 16-0 is pretty good, but nobody on the Patriots ever made a backwards free throw.
I hate to say this, but I could not agree more. What about the total?