So this week the Stool is putting together a casting call for ESPN.    Legit.  No joke.   We’re inviting the best of the best in terms of girls we’ve worked with to come in for it.   Well this past Thursday Night after our Ms. Barstool Sports at McFadden’s I went with the Miller guys over to An Tain.    And wouldn’t you know it, a couple Celtics dancers were in there.    One of them appeared to be a perfect fit for what ESPN was looking for.   So I went over to the girl and introduced myself and told her what we were doing to see if she had any interest.   She said she totally did and gave me her cell phone number to call her the next day.     So that’s exactly what I did.   I called up and left her a message reintroducing myself and explaining the casting call.   Well I just got hung up from one of the one of the weirder conversations you can ever have.    I wish I had it on tape, but I’m pretty sure this is how it went without any exaggeration;

Phone Rings;

Me:  Dave Portnoy (that’s how I answer my business line)

Unknown Dude: Who’s this?

Me: What?

Unknown Dude: Who’s this?

Me: Who's this?

Unknown Dude: Who's this?

Me: This is Dave.  Who is this?

Unknown Dude: Were you calling Jen?

Me: Jen?

Unknown Dude: Yeah, you called Jen earlier right?

Me: Jen…..Oh,  Celtics Jen?

Unknown Dude: So you admit you called her.

Me: Yeah, I called her this afternoon.

Unkown Dude: What’s your last name?

Me: Huh?

Unknown Dude: Who are you?

Me:  Who are you?

Unknown Dude: Who are you?

Me: I’m Dave

Unknown Dude: Is this your personal line?

Me: It’s my cell phone why?

Unknown Dude: What’s your last name?  Why you calling Jen?

Me: Who are you?  

Unknown Dude:  I’m Jen’s boyfriend.  Why you calling Jen?

Me: Umm, for an ESPN casting call.

Unknown Dude: Oh.  She doesn’t want to do it.  (click)

Hmm, you think this guy is just a tad bit insecure that his girlfriend is a Celtics dancer?   I may not know much about relationships but when a guy calls back a random dude on a cell phone trying to pick a fight, the relationship probably has some pretty serious trust issues.  Maybe being a Celtics dancer isn’t the best career path for Jennafa.  That’s just a guess.  Regardless, I’d love to see these two on the Amazing Race.

PS – In her Celtics bio it says one of her career goals is acting.  Strange then to turn down the opportunity of a life time don’t you think?