Remember those nightmarish pictures we posted last week of Jennifer Love Hewitt’s ass?  Well apparently JLH has taken to her myspace page to defend herself;

This is the last time I will address this subject. I've sat by in silence for a long time now about the way women's bodies are constantly scrutinized. To set the record straight, I'm not upset for me, but for all of the girls out there that are struggling with their body image.  A size 2 is not fat! Nor will it ever be. And being a size 0 doesn't make you beautiful.  What I should be doing is celebrating some of the best days of my life and my engagement to the man of my dreams, instead of having to deal with photographers taking invasive pictures from bad angles. I know what I look like, and so do my friends and family. And like all women out there should, I love my body. To all girls with butts, boobs, hips and a waist, put on a bikini – put it on and stay strong.

 Xoxo

JLH

Unless I am just totally confused on how women’s sizes work there is no fucking way Jennifer Love Hewitt is a size 2.   No fucking way!   But just to be sure I showed JLH’s fat ass to The First Lady and asked her what size she thought she was.  She guessed a 10.  So let’s cut the shit Hewitt.   If you want to sit there and blab on about women’s rights that’s fine.  But don’t try and act like you’re a size 2 and you were the victim of bad camera angles.   Because that ass shot was head on and the results speak for themselves.   Also, I refuse to believer that these are the best days of your life.   Nobody can honestly look me in the eye and say with a straight face that they are happier with a fat ass than when they had a perfect ass.  It’s just impossible.   

PS –I didn’t hear JLH complaining about body image when she got all her endorsement and movie deals because of her freakish ass/face/boobs combo.  In fact Hewitt probably spawned more bulimics and anorexics trying to copy her than all the smut publishers combined.  So like I said.  Spare me the sob story.