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Random Thoughts – November 20th


Sophie Anderton (Hot Chick) Is A High Priced Whore

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Newsoftheworld.com - FORMER I'm A Celebrity star Sophie Anderton is a sordid DRUG-PUSHING HOOKER who charges �£10,000 a night for her services. In a sensational secret rendezvous with a News of the World undercover man, the leggy supermodel STRIPPED to her G-string and Christian Louboutin stilettos and spread herself across the bed. "I'm great at sex," Sophie bragged as she beckoned our reporter to romp with her. "I'll be a lot of fun. I'll look great on your f***ing arm. I'm a supermodel." "Everyone takes drugs. You don't take coke?" she asked. "I've got some on me. Do you want a line?" She explained she had turned to vice to help pay for a new three-bedroomed home in London's Notting Hill. "I'm buying a place at the moment so things are tight," she said. "I just think short term, and at the end of the day nobody gets hurt." Then she laid down the ground rules for sex. "Definitely with condoms," she said. Spanking is cool. But I'm not into any kinky s**t, to be honest." Sophie also said that she was "cool" with giving her punter oral sex. "I know that I'm great in bed,"

sWatch Sophie Anderton snorting drugs and stripping for sex

Amen sister.   I don’t have a freaking clue who you are, but I like your style.  If I was rich I'd totally drop 20 dimes to fuck her. I mean once a chick that looks like this starts talking smack about how great she is in bed, I'm pretty much sold.

As a side note if fat chicks would pay me 10 grand euros (aka 1 million us dollars) to fuck them I’d do it in a heart beat.  And I’d even do the kinky shit.   I got Astrovan bills to pay baby.  

— elpresidente, 11:15 am | permalink | 18 comments