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Breaking News: The Stokke Show Has Competion….Ladies and Gentleman Introducing Amanda Cicchini
We get lots of emails here at the Stool. But rarely do we get ones that cause me to drop everything I’m doing and immediately start a new blog. But these pictures of Amanda Cicchini did just that. Apparently this smoke show is an All Big East Midfielder for the West Virginia Mountaineers. And she has an ass that just won’t quit. I know that comparing a hot college athlete to Allison Stokke is like trying to compare somebody to Michael Jordan, but this kid is the real deal. Unfortunately there aren’t a ton of pictures of her floating around the web. At least not yet. I tried to become her friend on facebook just a couple minutes ago so let’s say a prayer and hope she says yes so I can assault her photo gallery.
PS – She’s from Canada which means she loves to fuck and that makes her 10 times hotter. Is there any doubt Kevin Pittsnogle was balls deep in this chick?
(That's a joke by the way. I love you Amanda. No I really do)
UPDATE: MORE SMOKING HOT PHOTOS!! STOKKE VS. CICCHINI IS OFFICIALLY ON!
I'd go #3 all over her filthy face.
But I'd say the pole vault chick is hotter.
surpasses elisha cuthbert (who now looks like this http://thesuperficial.com/image.php?path=/2007/11/1113_elisha_cuthbert_hyde_01.jpg) as canada's hottest.
I can't believe I'm going to say this but I think I got Cicchini
El Pres you might end up having to put the picture of the coach of the team up if your not careful.
incredible ass! Her soccer power legs may do her in a few years down the line. For now, she's a freaking 10. Stokke still wins head to head though.
I can't decide, every 5 seconds I change my mind. Right now I'm leaning towards Cicchini, she looks like she'd be a dirty birdy
Crazy talk. Stokke's got this chick beat by a mile. And unless Elisha Cuthbert's taken a nose dive recently (DJ's image didn't work for me), Cuthbert beats Cicchini as well.
What's the age break down on these two?
Stokke still the champ. I'm not into those plumped up asses. I dig my chicks slim.
Stokke= J.L hewett
Cicchini= J Simpson
To close to call
Stokke for sure. Believe Pres likes the "new kid in town" due to Hayden-obsession. Stokke would pole vault over the munchkin. Cute though.
I'm leaning towards Cicchini myself, she has an ass built for sex. That and she looks like she'd be down for just about anything.
Stokke looks more like Lila from friday night lights than J.L Hewitt.
well put stoolified agreed she would take it any which way and like it.
I'm 100% on board the Cicchini bandwagon now. Stokke is hot. She is the total package, but Chicchini has a one in a million ass. That just doesn't come around that often
Stokke is totally outclassed. She doesn't even look all that hot outside of that one picture.
Cicchini has her beat in all three phases of the game.
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Holy shit. I think I have to go with Cicchini as well. Holy shit.
Can't see the pics at work (blocked), so will need to wait until I get home. Googled her, though, and found this:
http://www.canadasoccer.com/images/media/cicchini_hs.jpg
I hope what awaits is a lot better.
Stokke > Cichini and it's not even close.
Stay Classy
I can't wait to read in two weeks what blog we stole this story from
Stokke is built for speed.
Stay Classy
a hot canadian soccer player....i love women soccer players..always have always will..i wonder where she goes to get her fill of hockey D
she's halfway decent when you take away the mane/perm. the first soccer picture kinda looks like it was taken from lion king outtakes.
thighs are a little too ginormous, but that bunny outfit does wonders.
Stokke still the champ. I'm not into those plumped up asses. I dig my chicks slim.
— Soog
I'm right there with ya. I'm not saying I wouldn't ass....i mean ask this girl to juggle my balls, but I like my girls lean and shaved clean.
True Story!
i love soccer thighs and ass...nothing hotter than athletic thighs and ass on a girl....your missing out lug and soog
Not even close . . . Stokke
Nice find on this one.
I didn't realize Steve Slaton was so pale.
Stokke takes it. Put her in those outfits and those poses, who ya got?
BustonianInGermany, I have had both the slim and the "little meat on the bones" types, I just know what I like now. Give me a spinner or give me death. True Story
fair enough lug.everyone has their own preferences....always remember muscle weighs more than fat..
I most definitely would go soccer balls deep in that chick.
Vaulter is hot....but she doesnt stand a chance next to the soccer player. This one isnt close. Soccer player in a walk.
i think the vaulter would give me more of a battle and more of a run for my money...im going with the vaulter..
Stokke in a landslide!!!!! She is absolutely perfect. Find me one flaw!!!
There are plenty of blonde, slutty, soccer chicks around. This one falls right in line.
Stokke by far.
Allison by an enormous margin. Look at soccer broad's HS pic. She was a gremlin. Points for the tush at least.
The rating would have come in handy here.
We need a contest featuring Emily Turner. Softball pitcher for LSU last season.
I'm going with the ghetto booty
By the way anyone know if the C's are in HD tonight? If so, WHERE?
nice ass, but no stokke or gator girl
i like 'em both.. i'm not gonna be greedy
Amanda's ass is on point. but Stokke is world class hot, one of the hottest chicks of all time
Stokke was and still is a league above, but this WV girl has a sorta wild, dirty, sexy mystigue too her... Man, I take Stokke by a hair, but could be a crapshoot on any given night
el pres with the goods. Stokke was it, but she is a bit overexposed with psycho dad and all. I'll take the Mountaineer chickalli.
Love the soccer thighs. My dream chick is an asian soccer player-
i guess something good actually has come out of canada...
I just added this chick as a friend on facebook. Tons of material on here, but it looks like pres got in too and posted most of the highlights already.
Pres, you've got to do a feature on the UCLA softball team (atleast the 07 team)...epic blondes
boom
You gotta love blondie for sexin' it up but it is the rare girl that tops Allison. . .
I wonder what she's thinking now that she has probably gotten about 1,000 facebook friend requests from the Boston area today.
I came..i saw..i agree she looks unbelievable!! But the problem is we're talkin blondes & brunettes...French Canadian & Slovenia...how do you compare the two?!?!?!? i think i need to see a couple ass shots of Stokke..then i'll be satisfied in my decision!
Bentley tennis chick over both of them
Stay Classy
I'm going w/ Cicchini on this one. I've always thought too much stock was placed in Stokke (ba-dump!) on this site.
Stokke's hotter, but this girl is plainly better in the sack.
Lets be honest with ourselvs here folkes, Cicchini is clearly a fox in the sack.
All else equal Cicchini gets the nod.
Who knew Don Jeans drove a Range Rover?
Stay Classy
How bout dem Eers!
stokke is a dime, she runs a close second.
I got her on facebook, and she has her ass sticking towards the camera in like 80% of her pictures. You know what that means.
Whats up with her number? 10 on the jersey but 19 on the shorts? Or did her ass just cause an optical illusion.
The soccer chick looks like a straight freak. Either one would do though. That's for damn sure.
Oh man, what a choice...I'd have to go with Cicchini on this..I mean, that ass, its just...yeah, damn!!
But if Stokke's self esteem is hurt or anything, I would gladly throw her the bone.
Not even close...Stokke show by a long shot. I understand the love for new meat, but Chiclets isn't that cute. There are plenty of chicks with big asses in Providence that will do whatever you want, and that doesn't make them hot.
I'm not sold on Amanda....If a girl got a big ass, I want to see some big ass titties as well. And they look pretty small to me.
A dead heat. Both are smoking. Cicchini looks like she could be a switch-hitter.
Nice find, Pres.
I'm going to be diplomatic, it's a tie. One perfect brunette and one perfect blonde.
Pole vault upper strength vs soccer lower strenth...I'll take either.
There both to young for all us chesters anyway.
there must be 10,000 collegiate athletes that look better than this Jerry's kid. A big ass is all you need to be hot? Put my picture up.
Westcyde,
I agree with you. Lets see Stokke dressed for the clubs and she would BLOW this girl away.
El Pres,
Did you send a friend request to Stokke yet on Facebook or myspace?
Stokke is built for speed, and Cicchini is built for comfort
Stokke pics
http://chrisonrails.files.wordpress.com/2007/06/472604929_85ed6f1fe1.jpg
http://www.allison-stokke.info/pictures/Cute-Allison-Stokke-Pictures/image/allison-stokke.2869.jpg
http://www.sonsofsamhorn.net/wiki/index.php/Image:As2.jpg
http://www.sonsofsamhorn.net/wiki/index.php/Image:Girlspolevault.jpg
The rest of the photos are at http://www.sonsofsamhorn.net/wiki/index.php/Allison_Stokke
Stokke is my choice
Cicchini is definitely the girl that would wreck you in bed and make you beg for more, but Stokke is just in another league. Although if it is as true as it appears that Cicchini switch hits, the race is closer than it appears
She is Bentley Hot if that - look at that fat ass - Stokke has nothing to worry about
dickhead, great examples of Stokkes greatness! Halloween, at the track, in formal wear, she is leaps ahead of other mortal woman. Pun intended True Story
Over/Under on the days until Pres gets an angry email from WVU Soccer coach = 3 days.
Enough debate of these two sweeties - we all know we'd bang either one if given the chance. Now, how 'bout da Wake Up!!!
Amanda Cicchini in a land slide, just as skinny with a nicer rounder ass, and she looks less like a 16 year old like stokke, granted a hot 16 year old
These pictures do not at all reflect my visit to Morgantown. It was like a leper colony down there.
if she has a dead dad or something i give her even money to be on the next real world
It should be noted that Stokke doesn't have make-up on when she's pole-vaulting and is still smoking. The top two pics of blondie? Not so much.
Tough call,
Stokke has her crushed in any athletic shots but her candids for the most part suck...
WTF is up with this pic?
http://www.flickr.com/photos/asdf123fdsa/570031649/in/set-72157600400119752/
That drops Stokke way down.
Cicchini is like a different person away from the soccer field but in a good way. The opposite of Stokke.
Cicchini looks like a lot of fun for a booze infused weekend, Stokke is the girl you bring home to mom, but according to her pics she is into skinny blonde surfer douchebags which is more than puzzling...
Whats up with that dude's glasses? I think he stole them from my grandfather. This just confimrms our worst fears, Hot chicks love losers no matter where they're from.
Dude looks like he is blind. Seriously.
Take a look at the pic where she is with his dude and he has the DR. mask on, he has a nice shiner... Wonder if he got his ass kicked defending her honor or just cause he is a D-Bag, my guess is the latter...
First of all, thank you El Pres. This is the kind of breaking news that causes Stool envy all over the internet. This made my entire day already. In a close race, that ass is the tie breaker. I love that thing. Sorry Ron, but I want to be friends with it. Amanda, call me.
so she added me on facebook and then this morning after clicking on her profile and pics, her entire profile disappeared. Damn, only got to see her profile pics and not all the naughty ones of her from halloween and soccer parties. Had some good ass grabbing shots. She must be on to us! Blame it on the Stool!
cucchini is almost too hot for the position, but can she pole vault? i may stick with stokke. still undecided though.
soccer chicks and track chicks are w/o a doubt the 2 hottest groups of female athletes.
This is how they compare as I remember it:
Soccer chicks are stronger, thicker & more powerful. generally a fun team that likes to party!
Track chicks are tighter & leaner usually flat chested, and generally more serious athletes (diet, training, no drinking etc)
these 2 clearly fit the stereotypes.
this one is tough obviously just personal preference:
in a perfect world go with Cicchini now for good times & marry Stokke based on longterm hotness.
Definitely Cicchini, i bet she would break your dick off in bed. I bet that huge ass is rock solid too, GOD DAMN.
http://community.foxsports.com/blogs/Dayn%20Perry/2007/11/14/The_Hot_16_Round
Ends this topic, Stokke's is on the national level.
Virgin post here. Now I found this great little website a few weeks ago and have been returning several times a day for the witty banter, hot chicks and Boston sports updates. I had no intention of ever registering (mainly because I'm lazy) however the picture of the pole vaulter, Stokke, pushed me over the limit. That is the hottest (nude or non-nude) random picture I have ever seen. The only way I could have been more turned on is if she was carrying a plate of fucking cheese fries. Looking at her other pictures, its clear this is her at her cock-teasing best, but none the less, a great fucking find.
cicchini vs stokke...u can't compare...the soccer chick has the nicest ass i have ever seen...and stokke is one of the hottest chicks of all time...if i had to choose i like the small cute blonde but to each his own
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Paris Hilton Speaks Out Against Elephants That Get Drunk And Party
GAUHATI, India (AP) — Paris Hilton is being praised by conservationists for highlighting the problem of binge-drinking elephants in northeastern India. Activists said a celebrity endorsement such as Hilton's was sure to raise awareness of the plight of the pachyderms that get drunk on farmers' homemade rice beer and then go on a rampage. "The elephants get drunk all the time. It is becoming really dangerous. We need to stop making alcohol available to them," the 26-year-old socialite said in a report posted on World Entertainment News Network's Web site. "There would have been more casualties if the villagers hadn't chased them away. And four elephants died in a similar way three years ago. It is just so sad," Hilton was quoted as saying in Tokyo last week. She was in Tokyo to judge a beauty contestSangeeta Goswami, head of animal rights group People for Animals, told The Associated Press: "I am indeed happy Hilton has taken note of recent incidents of wild elephants in northeast India going berserk after drinking homemade rice beer and getting killed."
So Paris Hilton is speaking out against elephants who get drunk and rampage people now? Umm, what fucking planet am I on? Is this earth or like Baloney World or something?
Guy Dies After Getting Stuck Trying To Sneak Into Girlfriends House Through The Cat Door
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I wish I could say I’m surprised by this story, but I’m not. I mean you’re going to die 99 out 100 times when you try to enter a house through the cat door. It’s just physics. That’s why when breaking into a house you always go window first, chimney second, and cat door third. Window first, chimney second, cat door third. Everybody knows this. Even the dude in the below video got the memo and yeah he took a few bottles to the face, but at least he’s still alive.
-Thanks to Mitch for the tip
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As we stand here now, blinking in the million kilowatt glare of the Patriots' run at perfection, it's easy to lose sight of the fact that Bill Belichick may have pulled off the greatest move of his legendary career back on Draft Day.
The Pats, having already taken Brandon Merriweather with the 24th pick (which they got from Seattle for Deion Branch), were sitting on the 28th, which Belichick then flipped to San Francisco for a 4th rounder and their 1st rounder in 2008. For the 49ers, it seemed a small price to pay to grab Central Michigan OT Joe Staley. For the Pats, it seemed a good gamble since there was an 87.5% chance the '08 pick would be better than their own '07 pick. As it stands, the Niners are dropping like Ed Harris in "The Abyss." They're 2-7, losers of 7 straight and currently 4th in the draft order, and they're in danger of being passed St. Louis, who are simply a much better team with Steven Jackson back in their lineup.
Oh, and that 4th round throw-in pick (110th overall)? Belichick traded it to Oakland (who took immortal U of Cincinnati CB John Bowie) in exchange for Randy Moss.
Assuming the 49ers don't suddenly catch fire (they won't) or the Pats don't do something stupid with the pick (yeah, right), this move has every chance to be the greatest trade in NFL history. Moving up 24 spots in the draft, plus adding arguably the greatest wideout of all time? There's a short list of trades in its class:
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- 1983: Denver gets John Elway from the Colts for QB Mark Hermann, OT Chris Hinton and a 1984 1st rounder, which became G Ron Solt.
- 1989: The Vikings and Cowboys make a deal that involved a 20-car pile up of draft picks, but in a nutshell Minnesota got Herschel Walker and Dallas ended up with Emmitt Smith, Darren Woodson and a dynasty.
- 1987: The Niners get Steve Young from Tampa for a 2nd and a 4th.
- 1977: Dallas gets the 2nd pick from Seattle for the 14th pick and three 2nds. Tex Schramm, knowing Tampa would blow the 1st pick on Ricky Bell, grabs Tony Dorsett, who wins a Super Bowl his rookie year.
- 1950: Detroit gets QB Bobby Lane from the NY Bulldogs for End Bobby Mann. Layne wins 3 NFL titles and passes for 25,000 yds.
- 2006: Tom Brady trades Briget for Giselle.
News Video Screw Up Show Down; Lady Hit By Lightening Vs Kevin Everett… Who Ya Got?
VS.
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Vote 1 for lightening and 10 for Kevin Everett
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First of all, I don't know what this dude is smiling about. If I had trees growing out of my shit, I definitely wouldn't be smiling. Anyway, I thought long and hard about whether I should write a blog about Tree Man. I almost didn’t want to because frankly I think it’s pretty gross. It’s not “two cups one girl” gross which is the grossest thing I’ve ever seen in my life, but this is still nasty. (If you haven’t seen two cups one girl I urge you NOT to google it because it will totally fuck you up) Anyway back to Tree Man. In the end I decided I owed it to the Stoolies to post this. My hope is that that it will help at least one person get laid this weekend. Maybe just maybe when a Stoolie is hitting on a girl at The Purple Shamrock this weekend and has totally run of things to talk about he can pull Tree Man out of his back pocket and keep the conversation rolling and take it to the house. But now it’s your turn to decide. Was Tree Man blog worthy? Vote 1 for yes and 10 for no.
- Thanks to Brian T I guess?
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UB loves Larry Bird. Not just because he brought us 3 titles in the 80s or because he was UB's first hardcore sports idol, but because he has let himself go with Miller Lites and still ribs his former teammates whenever he gets the chance. When asked prior to last night's Celtics-Pacers game what he thought of the "new" big three, Larry replied:
"I’m very happy for Danny. He went through a rough period, like me and Kevin (McHale, as the GM in Minnesota) have been going through. If you want to pat someone on the back, pat McHale on the back.”
Then Larry responded to comments by Max on WBZ Sports Final that Kevin Garnett is the 2nd greatest Celtic already, behind Bill Russell:
“That’s fine. Max quit on us, and he’ll probably quit on them before the season’s up.”
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that ass is filthy.
if she is French Canadien she will be calling for cock and balls deep in the 2