This is one of those "Question for the Ages" -- which Red Sox jerseys produce the sluttiest chicks? Not necessarily the hottest, but when you spot a girl wearing a Sox jersey - what name on the back screams "I'll hook up with anybody."

Here's my updated rankings based on what I've seen the past few weeks:

1. Papelbon - these broads are crazy, just like him.

2. Ortiz - the cutest chicks wear Ortiz jerseys, not as slutty, but still come through in the clutch. Clutch = 2 a.m. on a Saturday.

3. Pedroia/Ellsbury - we're talking the younger generation here so be careful. Also if you get a handjob from a girl who's left-handed, is it considered "crafty"?

4. Beckett - "sneaky" promiscuous, especially in October.

5. Pedro/Nomar - can't let go of the past + alcohol = sloppy drunk

6. Dice K - they've got the extra muscle down there but beware the "Great Wall".

7. Ramirez - slightly older crowd here, these girls are more respectable (yawn).

8. Varitek - probably gay but you've still got a shot.

9. Schilling - like drawing blood from a stone, too conservative.

10. Lowell - divorced twice, good luck.