Someone is paying $40,000 to send this chubby, man-boobed, receding hairline fucktard to college in Boston. Mom and Pops, it's time to stop paying.

Just look at this dude. He's like a way uglier version of the guy from Superbad and now he's being immortalized on Barstool Sports for being a complete and total douchebag. I would bet Matt Clement's World Series share that this kid isn't from Massachusetts. But since he's obviously tormented by the crippling knowledge that he's going to die a virgin, he decided that the best way to celebrate a Red Sox championship was to throw shit at the cops and act like an asshole.

So, who knows this kid? What's his deal? Are his boobs real? Are those plugs? The world wants to know- who's the chubby, man-boobed fucktard rioter?

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