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Hello BSS,

I recall an El Pres posting from a few days back regarding the lovely and talented Jeannie Zelasko.  I believe there might have been a rating involved here.  Never saw the outcome but I did have the pleasure of meeting her in person last night.  I was at the Capital Grille with a client and around 8:30 a large party comes in and takes up the table to my right.  I notice a small smug looking fellow that I instantly recognized but couldn't put a name to the face.  Behind him was a real live transvestite.  Then it hit me like a ton of bricks, it was Ken Rosenthal and Jeannie Z followed by Kevin Kennedy, Chris Myers and Eric Byrnes amongst others.  

Now I'm not here to start any rumors, but I will say this much - despite the fact that the table sat 10, Jeannie and Eric might as well have had a candle between the two of them.  Laughing it up, touching and gazing at each other the entire meal.  Also, if she is a 4 on TV, she is a 1.5 in person.  No Thank You.

Regards,

Chris

Interesting.   I thought for sure you were going to say Jeannie was hotter in person but I guess I was wrong.   A 1.5 in person huh?  Not good.  Not good at all.  Regardless after watching the pregame show yesterday I’d say it is 110%certain that Eric Byrnes is plowing Jeannie Zelasko.   I mean they were flirting during the pre game show! It looked like Eric Byrnes couldn't get eliminated from the playoffs fast enough so he could snuggle up to Jeannie. It’s not even a rumor.  It’s a fact.  Eric Byrnes is banging the shit out of Jeannie Zelasko.    You heard it hear first.

Also, if I were a Dback's fan (not sure those exist) I'd be pissed if Eric Byrnes was doing these games. You just got eliminated like 5 seconds ago. Maybe this isn't the best time to tell everybody how great Colorado is.