KUALA LUMPUR (Reuters) - Malaysian doctors have reattached a man's nearly severed penis after his first wife, enraged by his comparison of her sex skills with those of his younger second wife, decided to chop it off with a kitchen knife.  The man, a 43-year-old Indonesian worker in southern Johor state, was lying in bed with his 48-year-old wife talking about his newly wed second wife, who is in her 30s, when the incident happened, the New Straits Times newspaper reported.

Well no shit this guy got his dick cut off.   I may not know much about women, but even I know they don’t like to hear that another chick kicks their ass in bed.  Especially when it’s your other wife who is 20 years younger and probably doesn’t have any saggy body parts yet.  You’d think they’d teach this shit in Polygamy elementary school or something.    And to be honest this isn’t even a male/female thing either.  If I got done hooking up with a chick and she told me how small my dick was and how much I suck compared to another dude, I’d probably try and cut her boob off as well, so I see where this lady was coming from.   It’s just human nature.