Random Thoughts – September 28th
Are U. of Georgia Coeds the Hottest in the Nation?
A while back, Kirk Herbstreit did his list of superlatives. The Best Team, Best QB, Best Coach...all the usual crap no one cares about. Like every college football guy in the country doesn't have virtually the same list. But he also included this gem: Best Looking Coeds. When a guy who's job is to go from college football hotspot to college football hotspot every week and tout whatever program he damn well feels like...well you just have to assume Kirk is pulling more female college football fan tail than a decades worth of Heisman finalists. I mean, who are they going to star fuck? Lee Corso?


Anyway, his choice was Georgia. This conflicts directly with El Presidente's interview of Todd McShay when he asked him the same exact question and McShay said Ole Miss ,LSU and USC. Regardless, we can gather that the guys at CSTV aren't idiots, since they went right to the campus for a reaction. So how did they do? How did Herbstreit do with his pick? Are they really the hottest or did he just promise a couple of Bulldog coeds he'd give them the top ranking in exchange for a hot tub 3-way or something? Maybe I'm spoiled by Barstool parties, but I don't think these Georgia girls are any great shakes. If the one in the red hat who just got engaged on the bridge is on the "A" squad, I demand a recount. Though I admit I do have a soft spot in my heart for the really drunk girls, like the one who's trying to say "bring Georgia girls home to your mother" but can't spit the words out.
By the way, my favorite part is the guy with the party hat on. I love the line he gives the reporter, and if his delivery wasn't so sketchy/stalkerish, it might have worked.






