Helen Simpson, 33, from Nottingham, was wearing a low-cut, black evening dress when a woman staff member told her to cover up or leave.

"She said I was wearing too low a top, which people found offensive," Simpson said. "`I was highly embarrassed – humiliated, absolutely humiliated. I feel like I've been discriminated against for having big breasts....You don't see women with too small boobs being criticised, do you?"

I have to admit, this is a very difficult situation. It's hard to be fair to all sides here. Helen has a God-given right to display her improbably large sweater pies. The casino has a right to conduct business without its clientele being subjected to those veiney, sloppy, train wrecks. At the same time, chubby chasers like to gamble too, and the house is infringing on their rights to ogle Helen's ridiculous balcony while they fritter away their kid's college funds at the Baccarat table. On still another note, Ms. Simpson is right; large breasted women do have it tough; it's time we as a soceity started paying attention to them. And she's correct in calling for widespread criticism of small-breasted women. Shame on them. And give Helen credit for doing the right thing. When you want to make the case that you suffered cleavage-related embarassment in front of a small group of people, it's always best to release the twins in the newspaper for the whole world to see. In all, this situation is a quandary inside a dilemma wrapped in a predicament.

But I'm all about compromise. I say expose Helen's boobs, cover her face. Glad I could resolve the situation to the benefit of all.