Random Thoughts – September 18th
Tuesday Tirade: U. of Florida Punkass Edition
Once again, Tuesday rears its miserable head. Sure the fact that the Patriots are on the verge of marching through the NFL like Sherman through Georgia mitigates things somewhat. But the Red Sox are determined to turn a laugher of season into white knuckle time no matter how much I wish otherwise. It's like dating two girls and having one go all psycho while the other one is putting out like no one ever has before.
So it's a difficult, confusing, exhilirating, wretched, bizarre time to be a Boston sports fan. Time for the comfort that can only come from watching a smarmy, self-important little college puke getting tasered by cops for disrupting a Q&A with Senator Kerry.. Pure joy. The only question is what's funnier here: the kid yelling "Don't tase me, bro!" or the sounds of him yelling when the cops proceed to do exactly that. He sounds like he's doing the "Death of Mary, Queen of Scots" scene from Monty Python.
No, the best moment is the kid hogtied with cuffs behind his back, the crowd calmly watching like the whole thing is a Fanueil Hall street performance and he starts screaming "Somebody do something!!!" Yeah, we're right on it.
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