HBO Boxing announcer Michael Buffer proposed to his girlfriend Christine on the Tonight Show, and in UB's opinion he totally blew it.

Not in the hot chick department...As you can see above a voice of gold can get you a piece of ass...But in the delivery. How did he not dig down and come out with something more like this:

"Ladies and gentlemen ARE YOU READY!?!? (Pause). In this corner, a 67-year-old ring announcer with bleached teeth and an orange glow. He weighs in at a svelte 125 and 2/4 pounds. His signature call has been patented so that anyone trying to profit from those three little words will be sued by an army of attorneys...Ladies and Gentlemen, the Southern Dandy: MICHAELLLL BUFFFFER!!!! (Pause) His opponent, across the isle, dressed in blue. She's been called "too young to be dating (me)" by her friends and family and has expressed she's okay with a pre-nup. She screams during sex and has the finest chest a career of ring announcing can afford...Ladies and Gentlemen...The Brick Hit House: CHRISTINE!!! The audience in the Burbank, California Tonight Show studio, ARE YOU READY!?!? For the dozens in attendance and the millions watching around the world. Ladies and gentlemen...WILL YOU MARRY MEEEEEEE!?!?!?!?!?"