InTouch Weekly reports thatOwen Wilson has refused rehab and is instead paying $750 a day for a sober companion. This sober companion lives with Owen and follows him everywhere he goes to make sure he doesn't fall off the wagon.

Here is my question?   Can the companion drink?   If so than this is the best job ever.  275,000 to get loaded and make sure Owen doesn’t try and kill himself again seems like a great deal.   If you can’t drink than this may kind of suck.  I’d need at least half a million a year to be his sober no fun buddy.   Frankly I think Owen Wilson has it all screwed up to begin with.  He doesn’t need a sober companion.  He needs a “don’t commit suicide companion”.   Because let’s call a spade a spade.  Owen Wilson is about as fun as a bag of dirt when he’s not drinking.  You can tell by just looking at him.  Being sober isn’t the answer for everybody.  He just needs somebody around to make sure when he gets depressed that he doesn’t try and kill himself.   This solves everything.