Foxnews.com - Embattled NFL quarterback Michael Vick, facing federal charges related to his alleged participation in dogfighting, has been hit with a "$63,000,000,000 billion dollar" lawsuit filed by a South Carolina inmate (Jonathan Lee Riches) who alleges the Atlanta Falcons star stole his pit bulls and sold them on eBay to buy "missiles from Iran," FOX News has learned. The complaint also alleges that Vick would need those missiles because he pledged allegiance to Al Qaeda in February of this year. “Michael Vick has to stop physically hurting my feelings and dashing my hopes,” Riches writes in the complaint. Riches wants $63 billion dollars “backed by gold and silver “ delivered to the front gates to the Williamsburg Federal Correctional facility in South Carolina. Riches is an inmate at the facility serving out a wire fraud conviction.

I fucking knew it.  I knew something wasn’t right about Michael Vick from the second I laid eyes on him.  The way he’s always scrambling around in the pocket like he’s running from something.  The fake Ron Mexico alias. The crazy brother. It just didn’t feel right.  And even when these dog fighting allegations surfaced I had a hunch there was much more to it than simple animal cruelty, but I just couldn’t connect the dots.      But it all makes sense now.  The guy was buying missiles from Iran to fund Al Qaeda the whole freaking time.  I don’t know how I didn’t see this coming.   I’m so stupid.   Thank God that Jonathan Lee Riches came forward to expose this plot.    The guy is a god damn American Hero.