I think it’s time for El Pres to explain the Stool’s nudity policy.   I’ve noticed a lot of people complaining lately when UB puts black bars over chick’s private parts on the Wake Up With feature in the morning.   Yes, I’m the one who makes UB do that.  I’ve made a conscious effort with Barstool Sports not to cross the line into pornography.  The bottom line is that there are a billion places on the web to ogle at naked chicks.   We don’t want to be lumped in with all those other smut sites.  We’re a much higher form of smut.  Now if Jessica Simpson suddenly made a sex tape or Amanda Beard poses for playboy we’ll be all over it.    The rule is that if a celebrity release new nude photos or makes a sex tape we’ll blog about it.  But if it’s old news there’s really no point.  Don’t get me wrong I like nakedness as much as the next guy but we walk a fine line with our advertisers.   As crazy as it sounds some of them don’t like the idea of being associated with pornography.  Now here’s where this post gets weird.  

Everything I just said has nothing to do with why I wrote this blog.  The real reason is because I wanted to link to naked pictures of Playboy’s January Playmate of the Month Jayde Nicole.  (Click here and here for pics) I first saw her on withleather a couple weeks ago and was taken by the “respect” tattoo that she has right above her boom boom.    It just called out to me for some reason.  So here I am writing about how we don’t post random nudity on the Stool and at the same time I’m linking to some random porn star.   Sometimes the world works in mysterious ways.   Bottom-line is it just feels right in my gut to post pictures of this chick.  And I guess the moral of the story is that El Pres is a complicated individual.   Don’t think, just throw.  Don’t think, just throw…