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Random Thoughts – August 8th


Michael Vick Chew Toy Now Available

MVJustJared - - Show your disgust over the dog fighting allegations against the Atlanta Falcons quarterback Michael Vick by getting your very own Michael Vick “Dog Chew” Toy. It’s made out of “state-of-the-art dog material” and promises to withstand “the most playful of dog destruction.”

You can get your own for $12.99 (shipped) at VickDogChewToy.com!!! You may think someone is up to no good, making a quick buck from it, but (shipped) and the proceeds will apparently be donated to local animal shelters.

This thing doesn't really look like Michael Vick, but apparently it is because he's got a football and a 7 on his jersey. Of course it's not going to look like much of anything after Fido gets his teeth on it. They did a good job on the face though, he looks like he's wired on coke. Does "state-of-the-art dog material" mean that you can choke Vick, drown Vick, slam Vick or do any of the other signature moves that Mike used on his dogs?

— unclebuck, 4:36 pm | permalink | 22 comments