I’m one of the lucky ones.  I really don’t get itchy nuts too much.  But I can see how this situation would totally suck.   I’m thinking the cops could have at the very least used the butt end of their flashlight to scratch this guys balls.   I don’t think you can uncuff him, but that would have been a nice gesture.   I mean the guy is already having a horrible day.   You might as well at least scratch his nuts for him.