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Brady Quinn Rocking Out With Poison While Texting His Friends
I actually wasn’t going to post this video because I didn’t think it was that funny. That was until Brady Quinn and Ryan Tucker started texting in the middle of the performance. What kind of shit is that? I don’t think I’ve seen that before. Talk about a slap in the face. If you’re Poison you need to kick these guys off stage the second they take out their cell phones. There is no texting in rock and roll.
Thanks to sportscrack.com for sending us the link. PS - Those guys said they are fans of the Stool so buy a shirt from them or something.
I like how Quinn throws his backstage pass like he dosent need it any more
It's no Bledsoe & Max Lane at the Paradise
who the fuck was he texting - lee corso?!?
nice sky-punches at the end, too.
Im gonna defend Brady Quinn this one time and probably never again. Im guessing they were camera phoning...not texting
They were taking pics...not texting
Agreed, it does seem like they're taking pics and not texting. I think the best part of this is that Bret Michaels keeps sticking the mic in Quinn's face and he clearly doesn't even know any lyrics...what was he, a toddler when Poison actually was popular...?
Who knew that Poison was even still playing. Who the hell goes to a Poison show in this day and age? Michaels is still rocking the giant 80's hair like he's a rock star or something. Nothing pathetic about that at all. Gotta give him credit though, he's probably pulling all the white trash pussy he can handle.
Poison is as good in concert as they have ever been. Great fucking music. They sell out too. Sold out the Tweeter this year.
Like what was said above, pix were taken. Like you wouldn't do the same??? See I can understand this, I remember a question back in college in a class. "So If you could be an athlete and win your championship or be a rock star what would you do?" Every guy said WS, SUperbowl, Stanley Cup, NBA .......I remember laughing in the back of the room with a buddy, and half the PC baseball team said what's so funny, we said what are you Fucking Idiots???? Being a Rock Star is like winning the WS every night. Thank god John Cimino, Ryan Riccardi and Brian Tamule will never run the country.
Saying Poison is as good as they've ever been isn't exactly high praise. On account of them sucking forever. And ever. It's Poison, man. Seriously. They make Def Leppard sound like Zeppelin. As Homer so eloquently put it: suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked. But let's don't let this devolve into an argument about Poison's musical merits, let's just agree that they're completely and utterly awful.
xavier let me guess you're into music that "talks to you" or "resonates in your soul" right you super-douche?
Poison is a great take live. Plus chicks love 80's hair bands.
Xavier, go to a bar instead of a coffee house on open mic night sometime buddy.
friar17, I sure hated those guys. The best part about the Providence baseball team is when the school got rid of baseball altogether.
Sean Landeta believes that xavier is just lashing out in rage due to the fact that Lilith Fair hasn't come around in 8 years.
CC Deville is the best guitarist ever. Period.
Poison sucks. They do make Def Leoppard sound like Zeppelin. And saying CC Deville is the best guitarist ever is equivalent to saying that Heathcliff Slocumb is the greatest closer ever. I've never heard a Deville solo and been blown away. I've never known anyone to be blown away either. It's just generic 80s shredding crap. Also, there's more out there than coffee house crap and poison. There's a hundred bands better than poison throughout history, and even in their own genre/era all you have to do is listen to Van Halen pre Haggar and this conversation is over. They only have 2 albums with any radio hits, kinda pathetic for a pop rock band. "Every rose has it's thorn"? Yeah, that's not lame at all.
Harry you deserve to be peed on for taking me seriously.
Brett Michaels is going to have his own reality dating show on VH1 called Rock of Love starting this Sunday...it'll be highly entertaining to say the least...
Is he a boozebag like Sebastian Bach of Skid Row? (who were better that Poison btw)
I'm sure he is...
You people are retarded. 80's bands aren't really known for "talent" or for anything else other than a chance to drink, watch girls dance to music, and sing along to lamely written songs that we all heard growing up.
APparently you all take yourselves far too seriously.
Again, get out of the coffee house every now and then.
that Brett Michaels dating show will possibly be the greatest VH1 reality show ever.
bones - you are a douchebag.
Rook, which of those three is you?
This Brett Michaels show is going to be outstanding. Trashy metal chicks with huge, fake boobs fighting over a 45 yo rock star is going to be epic.
I read some the bios of the girls online and one girl got boobs from her parents for her birthday and another said a talent was bouncing her boobs...
This is going to be an amazing show...
wow you can read their bios? that's oustanding.
Bones -what yr did you graduate?
Wonder if under the stage at Poison is like under the stage at Def Leoppard...THAT'S what I'd be taking pictures of
Here's the link to the girl's bios:
http://www.vh1.com/shows/dyn/rock_of_love/series_characters.jhtml
I'm just a PC baseball fan bones. I just don't understand how a school can get rid of a major sports program RIGHT AFTER they win the Big East. I'm not disillusioned to the point that I think PC's baseball program was one of the best out there, but it certainly beats watching women's rugby. Fuck Title 9.
To nobodys surprise most of the girls "have a weakness for rock stars." weird.
Love to see Raven - the "token black contestant" get voted off immediately.
Can you see Tom Brady agreeing to do this? Hey Brady, it would be nice if your teammates took you seriously. Taser Taser Taser Deploy.
Friar17, class of '97.
PCRookie, I have nothing against college baseball or PC baseball for that matter. As I'm sure is the case with any athletic team on campus, the PC baseball team during those years carried themselves as if they were entitled to something. I was not a big fan. So when the team was abolished, I took some delight in this fact. Not b/c baseball was removed from the roster, but b/c these guys had to leave to play somewhere else.
Fair enough. Can we at least agree that the highest form of douchebaggery came from the hockey guys? They were all jerks.
Rookie - I can tell you one thing about b Hoth the Hockey Team and Baseball team, they were degenerate gamblers. I made so much loot off them it wasn't even funny.
Those bios are great. Someone needs to blog each episode
The casting call episode 4 is awesome too....
"You need to be quiet so mommy can talk about doing a midget."
Friar you talk about A&R's on the messageboard like you found out about them last year. YOu're hardly some johnny gambler so settle down you douche.
PN in college I took the action. That is why I called them degenerates not one winning week
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How Many Days Constitutes "A Bender"?
So I'm talking to this guy the other night (not guy in pic) and he says to me, "Yeah, I went out again last night... I've been on 'a bender' since last Thursday." Now this was on a Wednesday, so by my count that's only 6 nights in a row, and I'm still not sold the guy was truly on a bender.
I mean you can't just go around saying you're on a bender when you're not on a bender. My Buddy Who Went on a Bender After His Girlfriend Broke Up With Him drank every night till he puked for 58 straight days. And the reason I remember the number is because we made a big deal when he passed Joe D. Now that, to me, is a bender.
Anyway, time to ask America's 2nd source for information after Wikipedia - The Barstool Sports Blog.
Unfortunately our ratings system only goes up to 10, so I'd like to hear from readers on how many days an actual bender consists of. I always thought it had to be at least the same amount of time as the NCAA Tournament (3 weeks) because gambling benders count too.
EDIT: We're using the ratings system. Vote 1-10 based on the number of WEEKS you can consider to be 'a bender'.
Should El Pres Hire This Guy as My Personal Assistant
EBAY.com - You are bidding on a 1 year contract for a personal assistant (PA)Please include what you are looking for in a personal assistant. My name is David J. Owen, I am currently a Food and Beverage Supervisor for a large hotel chain in Greenville, SC. I have 10 years hospitality experience, and 1 year experience as a PA( See resume below). The reason I am not currently employed as a PA is because my previous employer moved to California.I currently reside in Greenville, SC. I am willing to relocate to any location in SC, southern NC, parts of TN, and most of GA. All other inquires will still be taken seriously, but must be on a temporary basis, or be willing to offer a larger sign-on-bonus.
If you are interested in any of the following please do NOT apply; your bids/inquiries will be deleted:
1)Sexual "Favors"
2)Or any sexual conduct of any kind
3)Criminal acts including the harassments of individuals
3)Any work that may require licensing from state of residence, unless willing to pay for state certification
4)Any work provided outside the hours of 8am-7pm without "additional compensation", lists will be fair amounts included in contract.
5)Taking care of invalids or other elderly people that may not be able to care for themselves, unless on a temporary basis
Dear Mr Owen,
I’m not going to bullshit you. I’m interested. I am the CEO of a major metropolitan newspaper in Boston. I know you said you didn’t want to move, but I think I can make it worth your while with a handsome signing bonus. Rest assured your job description will not include “sexual favors” or dealing with old people. Old people are for suckers and frankly we have no time for them here at Barstool Sports. Instead I will be counting on you to drive my Astrovan and do my paper route. You will also be in charge of paying all my parking violations on time. Finally and maybe most important I want you to find out who is fucking with my news racks around North Station. There is some hippy who keeps vandalizing our racks in that area and I want to catch them in the act. This may require you to camp out all night outside North Station, but I’ll pay for the overtime. When you catch the person I want you to kneecap them so they can never walk again. And no I don't consider this a criminal act. This is simply frontier justice. If this sounds like something you can handle, I’d love to bring you aboard. And frankly $150,000 seems like a bargain. The only request I make is that you burn that shirt that you are wearing in this photo. I’m assuming it is a joke because I can’t fathom why you’d pick this particular shirt of all shirts to highlight yourself in. If this shirt is not a joke I’m afraid the deal is off because you’re clearly nuts.
Best Regards,
El Pres
Steve Lavin Forced To Cancel Wedding Because of Stunning 95% RSVP Rate
LATimes.com - Former UCLA men’s basketball coach Steve Lavin is scheduled to marry Mary Jarou on August 17 at the elegant Montage Resort & Spa in Laguna Beach. Then comes today’s e-mail to his wedding guests, verified by an invitee who received it:
"Update from the Jarou/Lavin wedding headquarters in Newport Beach. "Unexpectedly we have received a stunning 95% RSVP on sent out wedding invitations. As a result, our wedding guest list has far exceeded the maximum capacity for a traditional ceremony and reception at The Montage Resort."After giving serious consideration to alternative plans we have decided the best option at this late stage is to head to Europe to create a magical wedding day."Please accept our sincere apologies for any inconveniences this change in our wedding plans may have caused you."We are sorry that we will not be able to share our big day with family and friends. We will be sure to send you photos of our wedding upon our return from Europe.
" Please confirm that you received this email.
"Thanks in advance for your understanding.
"Warm regards,
Steve & Mary"
As a rule I generally hate guys who I consider greasy used car salesman. But 
Steve Lavin is the exception that proves the rule. I love Lavin. Don’t get me wrong, I wouldn’t trust him as far as I could bowl him, but I just can’t get enough of the guy. For some reason he always cracks me up. And this story just strikes me as Steve Lavin 101. “A stunning 95% RSVP rate.” It’s almost like he’s bragging and apologizing at the same time. And you got to love how he tries to smooth it over by saying he’ll send photos to everybody. Umm, not sure that’s going to cover the cost of the plane ticket that everybody already bought, but whatever.
And then the coup de grace is the “Please confirm that you received this email.” In other words, don’t blame us if you show up and we’re not here.
Only Steve Lavin could get away with a stunt like this.
On a totally unrelated note, what is the protocol on wedding invitations? How many people do you invite and how many do you expect? If a 95% RSVP rate is stunning, what is normal?
Pole Vaulter Misses Mat
These videos are gold on days after we have a major party. No writing. No thinking. Just good clean fun.
please tell me you got one more post, and your not gonna end the day like this!!