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Random Thoughts – June 28th


Plumbers Picket Brady's Apartment; Call Him A Cheapskate

unionInside Track - New England Patriots[ team stats]QB/QT - and fledgling real estate flipper - Tom Brady[ stats] is under fire by the Plumbers & Gasfitters Union who want their brothers on the job at Brady’s Beacon Street rehab installing all of the bowls - Super or otherwise!

 “We’re not going to any Pats games until he builds union,” said Francis Jensen of Local 12, who with about a half-dozen of his brethren threw up an informational picket line in front of No. 12’s Back Bay condo yesterday. Added union captain Tom Koney: “Here’s a guy who gets paid millions for what he does but he doesn’t believe in paying plumbers a decent wage.”

Metric president Geoffre Karaboolad said he would have been happy to hire union plumbers for the Brady job but none contacted him during the bidding process and “all of the obligations to hire any of the workers are ours, and we did not confer with Tom about who to hire,” he said.

 But the plumbers say that Brady was aware of their pipe gripes because they sent a letter to the two-time Super Bowl MVP’s agents before throwing up the picket line, and they never heard anything back.  “Our members are great Patriots supporters, and we didn’t want to embarrass him,” Cotter said. “But we are disappointed he didn’t respond.” Cotter said Local 12 has a special place in their hearts for No. 12 - natch - and feel that the lack of response was a “slap in the face.”

So let me get this straight.   The plumbers sent Tom Brady a letter and he didn’t respond?    Holy shit!    I guess Brady really is an asshole.   I mean it’s not like he gets a ton of mail or anything like that.  I know when I send a letter to one of the most popular athletes in the world I expect a hand written response within 24 hours of receipt.    

Also let’s call a spade a spade.   Sure Geoffre Karaboolad is trying to bite the bullet for Brady, but you know that Brady hand picked the non union plumbing company himself.  After all what else does he have to do besides fucking Gisele, playing in celebrity golf tournaments and traveling the world?

I’m sure scouring the yellow pages for the cheapest plumbing company to fix his shitter is his top priority in life right now.   I just hope the Pats can withstand the financial ramifications of a 12 man boycott this season.  

— elpresidente, 10:34 am | permalink | 136 comments