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June 28, 2007

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Barstool Sports Readers Sound Off On The Ray Allen Trade; Rate the Trade

Based on a random sampling of readers' reactions, which is considered highly rayscientific according to scientists, Celtics fans and exCeltics fans are against this trade. Let's call it 55%- 45% against.

Some of our readers' comments on the deal:

  • I just jizzed all over the place. -Ben-T
  • Fuck this deal. hes 32 and owed 75 mil over 4 years. Corey brewer would have been just as good in 2 years. Stupid ainge. -Westcyde
  • You guys can't be serious. He's 32 years old, and this is the 4th time in the last 3 years that Danny Ainge has changed his strategy. Ray Allen has averaged almost 40 minutes over his career and has missed time 2 of the last 3 years.The Celtics just ensured another 5 years of mediocrity. -PatriotsNation
  • Danny Ainge please step in front of the shot gun. click click
    BOOM! Thanks Danny. Red Auerbach will torture you now. Dumbass!- Chip Douglas
  • anyone else not like this move? allen is good but he's like 32, and how long is he even signed for? I thought the plan was to go young. what the fuck is ainge doing? -Cloud 9
  • They should have just made the pick and wait another 2 years for Al and Green to really develop and this pick would be in his 3rd year whoever it was. And by then they would have traded the Ratliff contract and prolly would have dealt Pierce which means a great nucleaus of young but developed talent. UGH - Spaz522
  • RAY ALLEN AND PAUL PIERCE!? This team looks nasty in NBA LIVE 2001 -BobNOMAAMRooney
  • Ainge sucks. This just means a few more years of mediocrity. maybe they make the playoffs a few years, but it's early exit every time, and then lousy draft positioning again. At least Danny saved me some time; I'll be watching these guys about the same as I watch the Bruins. let's hope for a long football season...- aero_man
  • People fail to realize that this trade will likely bring the first televised brain aneurysm in the history of the league as Tommy H. will surely become overwhelmed trying to differentiate Ray Allen and Allen Ray. So even if the team still sucks, at least we have this to look forward to. -Drew
  • I am sorry...this is terrible. This is really, really bad. The only reason I can come up is that this is Doc & Danny's last attempt to save their jobs. And at some point, you have to stop faulting them, because if they are terrible then that is what they are. If they really cant do a better job then you can keep hoping them to do so. At some point you have to fault the owners... -DkBos

So now it's time for the definitive Stoolie ranking of the Ray Allen Trade

— Mike Lindall, 8:49 pm | permalink | 13 comments


Paul Pierce: The Straw That Stirs the Drink

pierce

...And with the 5th pick of the 2007 NBA Draft, Paul Pierce selects...

Ray Allen. University of Seattle Supersonics.

Consider the following timeline:

  • Danny Ainge insists the C's are adamant about keeping the pick.
  • There are "rumors" in the press that Pierce is demanding the Celts reverse six year youth movement and once and for all add a veteran for some reason other than his contract is about to expire.
  • Ainge floats it out there that there's no truth to The Truth's "disgruntledness", and he and The Truth are on the same page, truthfully.
  • The Celts draft a guy only to trade him.

What other logical assumption are we to jump to, other than Pierce guided this move? I'm not saying that's a good thing or a bad thing. Pierce has carried this team on his shoulders to the degree that he's been able, and he's sick of waiting while another kid who still hasn't taken off his high school mortar board is brought in, and, by the way, try to be patient while he works through his Sophomore Jinx...next season.

There's no other way to read this move. If the idea was to get a guy with down-the-road upside, the pick is Yi, who could have at least potentially given them the Al Jefferson-partner they need. If it's to placate the resident star, you get an established guy. Period. Why else would they pick up Allen, whose forte is the outside jumper, which they're already getting from Pierce and Gerald Green?

Anyway, at least we know they're kinda sorta trying to make a run for the near future, without committing the career suicide of giving up Jefferson or Green.

 

— Jerry Thornton, 8:49 pm | permalink | 1 comment


Ray Allen To The Celtics. Also, Danny Ainge Is A Liar.

 

ESPN's Andy Katz is reporting that the Celtics will be making a trade with the Supersonics for former UConn star Ray Allen.

The Celtics will give up Wally Szczerbiak, Delonte West and #5 pick Georgetown's Jeff Green.

Minus any other major deals, the Celtics would likely open next season with this starting lineup:

PG- Rajon Rondo

SG- Ray Allen

SF- Paul Pierce

PF- Al Jefferson ray paul

C- Kendrick Perkins

Certainly good enough to make the playoffs in the Eastern Conference and Ryan Gomes, Gerald Green and Tony Allen look solid as backup options. Plus, Theo Ratliff's expiring contract is still around and Danny Ainge may be able to combine Theo and the C's second round selection to move back into the late first round.

That's short-term. Longterm- the Celtics' chances of resigning some of their young "talent" just got a lot less likely.

Also, Danny lies:

"I think [a trade] is unlikely. I'm expecting to make our pick," Ainge, the Celtics executive director of basketball operations, said Wednesday. "I've felt that way from the beginning, that these trades are hard to come by."

— Mike Lindall, 7:57 pm | permalink | 71 comments


Breaking News: JESUS IS COMING TO BOSTON! Celts Get Ray Allen

Celts trade the #5 pick and Delonte West and Wally Szerbiak for Ray Allen!

jesus

Whoa Baby....

— elpresidente, 7:43 pm | permalink | 91 comments

I will now watch the Celtics.

HungDaddy, Jun 28 2007, 7:44 pm

Lots to debate on this one including whether this is the reason they made the deal. Just for the sake of making a deal and creating a buzz and keeping their jobs.

elpresidente, Jun 28 2007, 7:46 pm

i'm drinking the kool-aid also. Green 17 haha

o GAZ m, Jun 28 2007, 7:46 pm

Makes no sense at all!!!!!

spaz522, Jun 28 2007, 7:49 pm

no debate pres. We got a superstar to complement Pierce, and didn't have to give up Al Jefferson.

HungDaddy, Jun 28 2007, 7:51 pm

I'll say this much. I like this deal WAY more than the Garnett deal. Jefferson, Pierce and Allen are a pretty good threesome. Losing Delonte kind of hurts but hopefully Rondo, Green and Tony Allen will pick up those minutes.

Dale and Holly were saying they wouldn't make this deal. I think they're nuts. If Ray Allen was available at #5 you'd take him in a heart beat right?

elpresidente, Jun 28 2007, 7:51 pm

great now we have 2 paul pierces instead of 1...man i hope it doesn't happen

Joel, Jun 28 2007, 7:51 pm

Yeah, Joel, how would you like to defend 2 paul pierces.

HungDaddy, Jun 28 2007, 7:52 pm

I like it Hung Daddy. I'm a big Ray Allen fan. And I think we can afford to lose Delonte. But I did like Corey Brewer alot. But we know what you're getting with Ray Allen.

Having said all that I feel like the Celts were going to make a deal no matter what to save their asses. Luckily I like this deal.

elpresidente, Jun 28 2007, 7:53 pm

delonte is a bum, good riddance

seppe, Jun 28 2007, 7:55 pm

The biggest fan of this deal is Kevin Durant.

J-Bone, Jun 28 2007, 7:55 pm

EP and Joel, I totally agree with you. Aren't Pierce and Allen basically the same player? Sure Pierce has a bigger body and Allen comes off screen more, but both average about 22-24 points a game (good) but they are inefficient points. And they play very similar positions. And sure, when they are "on", either can easily go for 40 on any given night, but at a FG % at no more than 45%, how often will that be. I'm not sure how this would work for the Celtics.

rshouston, Jun 28 2007, 7:56 pm

PS - Seattle is going to be nasty. I love Jeff Green

elpresidente, Jun 28 2007, 7:57 pm

I just jizzed all over the place.

Ben-T, Jun 28 2007, 7:57 pm

two high priced aging superstars on a team that still are a long way away from winning anything? who cares about guarding these guys, i am more worried about winning. before they made this deal, they had a young nucleus with a superstar. now they have another aging superstar and one less young building block.

seattle made out like a bandit in this draft by getting to great young players.

Joel, Jun 28 2007, 7:58 pm

I like the deal

elpresidente, Jun 28 2007, 7:58 pm

Fuck this deal. hes 32 and owed 75 mil over 4 years. Corey brewer would have been just as good in 2 years. Stupid ainge.

Westcyde, Jun 28 2007, 7:59 pm

I like the deal. But this was more about selling tickets than winning a championship for sure.

elpresidente, Jun 28 2007, 8:00 pm

you are all ignoring the fact that he wouldn't have taken Corey Brewer. I like Ray Allen way more then Li YianJinLee

HungDaddy, Jun 28 2007, 8:01 pm

Horrendous deal...This deal seals the fate of Doc and Ainge...Both will be gone after this season for sure!

spaz522, Jun 28 2007, 8:01 pm

You guys can't be serious. He's 32 years old, and this is the 4th time in the last 3 years that Danny Ainge has changed his strategy.

Ray Allen has averaged almost 40 minutes over his career and has missed time 2 of the last 3 years.

The Celtics just ensured another 5 years of mediocrity.

Oh and instead of worrying about who's going to guard Pierce and Allen, the C's should worry about who they're going to guard.

PatriotsNation, Jun 28 2007, 8:02 pm

"two high priced aging superstars on a team that still are a long way away from winning anything? who cares about guarding these guys, i am more worried about winning. before they made this deal, they had a young nucleus with a superstar. now they have another aging superstar and one less young building block.

seattle made out like a bandit in this draft by getting to great young players." -Joel

What are you talking about? West sucks and Sczerkbiack was radically overpayed. They still have young talent in Al Jefferson and Gerald Green. By the time Pierce and Allen go, Jefferson will have matured and the team can be built around him. This was a great trade.

Ben-T, Jun 28 2007, 8:02 pm

did you just hear the boos yi just got?

HungDaddy, Jun 28 2007, 8:03 pm

I think its huge that they can steal deal Ratliffs contract off at the deadline..thats huge! and they still have jefferson.

Delonte was a 6th man on a good team

Wally is always hurt.

Pierce has what he wants too.

o GAZ m, Jun 28 2007, 8:03 pm

Ben listen to urself. Waiting for Green and Big Al to mature. Then why not just draft a player and by the time Green develops this pick would have developed. U make no sense man

spaz522, Jun 28 2007, 8:03 pm

still* deal

o GAZ m, Jun 28 2007, 8:04 pm

Because selling tickets is an important part of strategy. Increases in revenue allow more money to be spent on better players. Drafting a guy and then just sitting through years of mediocrity and falling ticket sales is a strategy for failure, because by the time he developed the market would have disappeared and would have to be rebuilt completely. Finance cannot simply be ignored, if you aren't selling tickets/merchandise, you don't have the money to get successful. Allen is going to help us win games in the here and now AND is going to make us the money we will need to build an even better team around Jefferson.

Ben-T, Jun 28 2007, 8:06 pm

P.S: Allen is likely going to more than pay for himself via renewed interest and playoff appearances, btw.

Ben-T, Jun 28 2007, 8:07 pm

I look forward to listening Steven A Smith rip the celtics. Listening to him shit on isiah thomas last year was the highlight

o GAZ m, Jun 28 2007, 8:08 pm

Ben, you realize there is a salary cap in the NBA right?

PatriotsNation, Jun 28 2007, 8:11 pm

GAZ he basically just said the Cs made a terrible decision and it wasnt even worth his time to talk about them right now lol

spaz522, Jun 28 2007, 8:12 pm

Yes. I'm not sure what you are suggesting, that the salary cap makes revenue irrelevant or something?

Ben-T, Jun 28 2007, 8:12 pm

Ben I'd enjoy hearing how poor revenue streams have hampered the Celtics the last few years.

PatriotsNation, Jun 28 2007, 8:13 pm

"I have never seen anyone become so famous for just talking really loudly"

-my roomate about Stephen A. Smith

HungDaddy, Jun 28 2007, 8:13 pm

Danny Ainge please step in front of the shot gun. click click
BOOM! Thanks Danny. Red Auerbach will torture you now. Dumbass!

ChipDouglas, Jun 28 2007, 8:16 pm

"Ben I'd enjoy hearing how poor revenue streams have hampered the Celtics the last few years." -PatriotsNation

What? Thats not what I said. I said that they can't continue to lose games and then expect to be able to sign players, because revenue will *become* an issue is they stay bottom of the barrel much longer, not that it is an issue now. Allen is going to help win games, give Jefferson time to mature, and he is going to pay for himself with increases in revenue. Meanwhile, what did they give up? A useless number five pick, one awful player, and one radically overplayed player.

Also, think about Al Jefferson, do you think he is going to want to stay in Boston much longer if they continue to absolutely blow? He knows other teams would be interested in him, he could agitate for a trade. You can't just sit back and wait to win at some point in the future, you have to win in the here and now as well. Long term strategy should obviously not be sacrificed for short term knee-jerk moves (and I know Ainge does a lot of that) but I don't think this is an example of it.

Ben-T, Jun 28 2007, 8:17 pm

overpaid* not overplayed, typo.

Ben-T, Jun 28 2007, 8:17 pm

Would've rather have had the Chinese Godzilla that Minnesota took. The Chinese tourists would've filled those empty seats
at the Garden.

ChipDouglas, Jun 28 2007, 8:18 pm

a fan base is built over the long term (and make no mistake, the Celtics fanbase needs rebuilding)not by gimmicks like "Hey look an Asian playing basketball!", imo.

Ben-T, Jun 28 2007, 8:21 pm

You guys are nuts, this trade is a very good job by Ainge. Another scorer, out from Wally's contract, Delonte is a bench player at best, and Allen has at least 3-4 solid years to play. Pierce, Jefferson, and Allen form a very good lineup and we still have assets to deal, Green and Theo's expiring contract.

Saltytreasure, Jun 28 2007, 8:21 pm

Chip those drycleaning businesses dont make enough money to pull Celts tix

I like the pick...what the fuck- why not? theyre not going anywhere anyway. 2 all stars and a potential all star in Big Al...for 3 years? Allen scored what- 26 points a game? That wont help? Fuck it, Ray Allen > Jeff Green. Wally is injured all the time, Delonte plays Allen's position anyway.

brock landers, Jun 28 2007, 8:24 pm

Hey has Hazel Mae slept with the Bruins #1 rookie draft pick yet?
Just curious.

ChipDouglas, Jun 28 2007, 8:24 pm

WTF was joakim wearing???

seppe, Jun 28 2007, 8:28 pm

Ben what are you talking about? Stop talking about revenue. Increased revenue does nothing more than lining the pockets of owners. NBA salarys are basically slated. Its not baseball, or even football with the soft-money that is spent by teams.


1. 5 pick isn't useless in one of the deepest drafts in a long time. Corey Brewer, the next Scottie Pippen type player will turn out to be a VERY solid pro. And one that could mature along side Jefferson and Green.

2. If the C's hold on to Wally and continue to suck, then his contract comes off their books the same time that Jefferson needs to be extended, that's far more important than Allen "allowing Jefferson to develop."
The C's just added a good player, sure, but they also added years in his contract.

3. Why are you people acting as if the Celtics are one or two players away??? You're all this pumped that they made a trade, extended years, lost future flexibility - to become a what, 5 seed at BEST????

PatriotsNation, Jun 28 2007, 8:29 pm

Brock you forgot those chinese food guys. combined with the drycleaners I dunno...

ChipDouglas, Jun 28 2007, 8:31 pm

1. Danny Ainge wasn't going to draft Corey Brewer

2. Wally Szerbiak Sucks, Ray Allen is good

3. I'd rather see the Celtics in the playoffs then not in the playoffs.

HungDaddy, Jun 28 2007, 8:33 pm

HD-you better hope they sign a big FA then. Your grandkids kids wont see the Celtics in the playoffs.

ChipDouglas, Jun 28 2007, 8:36 pm

Hung so because Ainge is a dumbass, that makes it ok?

Would you rather be the NJ Nets of today or the Chicago Bulls of today?

The Bulls are young, peaking together and playing together. The Nets are old, have two guards who have no ability to figure out who should take the final shot in the last few minutes, and know that they have a year left to be mediocre then its all over.

Congrats, the Celtics are the Nets of last year and this year....for the next 4 years.

PatriotsNation, Jun 28 2007, 8:38 pm

"5 pick isn't useless in one of the deepest drafts in a long time. Corey Brewer, the next Scottie Pippen type player will turn out to be a VERY solid pro. And one that could mature along side Jefferson and Green." -PatriotsNation

Irrelevant, Cory Brewer was not going to be drafted to Boston.

"If the C's hold on to Wally and continue to suck, then his contract comes off their books the same time that Jefferson needs to be extended, that's far more important than Allen "allowing Jefferson to develop."
The C's just added a good player, sure, but they also added years in his contract." -PatriotsNation

First money is no object, now its of crucial importance. Guess I am confused.

Once again, Allen will pay for himself with increased interest in the team, which will mean increased revenue.

"Why are you people acting as if the Celtics are one or two players away??? You're all this pumped that they made a trade, extended years, lost future flexibility - to become a what, 5 seed at BEST????" -PatriotsNation

They did not lose future flexibility, they lost a shitty player and an overpaid one, and barring drafting Brewer (they weren't going to) they lost a useless pick.

Ben-T, Jun 28 2007, 8:39 pm

In other news tonight, I had a great fantasy football draft:

QB: McNabb (Romo)
RB: LJ (Jacobs, F Taylor)
RB: Bush
WR: Owens (Cotchery, Holmes)
WR: Evans
WR: Coles
TE: Cooley
K: Elam
DEF: Chargers (Broncos)

Who's ready for the '07 Pats and football?

WildBill86, Jun 28 2007, 8:40 pm

HAHAHAHAHA! The Celtics are a disaster!

Who the fuck has a fantasy football draft in June?

T, Jun 28 2007, 8:42 pm

All right, I have to be honest. I fucking hate NBA basketball. But I'm a huge UConn basketball fan, and maybe with Ray Allen here I'll actually pay attention to Celtics basketball. So that's why I'm excited. I've only been arguing cause I'm procrastinating doing work.

From what little I do know, waiting for prospects to pan out can take a long long time. It doesn't always play out the way you want it to. And I know that the one big player that this time wants to build around is Al Jefferson, not Delonte West and Yi JianLee(not Corey Brewer, because they wouldn't have drafter Corey Brewer). This trade keeps Paul Pierce happy and they didn't have to give up Al Jefferson. Plus, I agree with whoever said Pierce and Allen will make the Celtics sweet in NBA live '98.

HungDaddy, Jun 28 2007, 8:47 pm

team, not time

HungDaddy, Jun 28 2007, 8:48 pm

T- Obviously every Celetics season ticket holder.

ChipDouglas, Jun 28 2007, 8:48 pm

Ben you got one thing right. You are confused.

Here's how the salary cap works in the NBA in layman's terms:

You only have a certain amount of money to spend on a team REGARDLESS OF REVENUE. The Celtics ownership will never spend so much that they pay the luxury tax.

Thus, they have a hard cap.

So even if they make a bazillion gazillion dollars, when it comes to extending Al Jefferson to a max contract, having Ray Allen on the books will not allow them (potentially) to do so. Especially with Paul Pierce on the payroll as well.

That is why it has nothing to do with revenue, and everything to do with available money inside the cap.

PatriotsNation, Jun 28 2007, 8:54 pm

By the time they are rebuilding the team around Jefferon, Pierce will probably be gone, and theres a good chance Allen will be. You're grasping at straws now.

Ben-T, Jun 28 2007, 8:56 pm

Ben I'm not grasping at straws, I'm grasping at helmets so you can put yours back on.

Al Jefferson's contract is up before Pierce OR Allen's contract is. Thus, having those two on the roster, potentially prevents the Celtics from max-ing out Jefferson.

So in essence, there may not be an opportunity to actually build around Jefferson.


Oh and I'll choose to ignore your "plan" to still be "rebuilding" 4 years from now...b/c that would mean nearly 10 years of "rebuilding."

PatriotsNation, Jun 28 2007, 9:01 pm

This is hilarious. You realize that with your alternative, Paul Pierce is gone after next season, at the longest? Then what do you do? Rebuild around Jefferson and the non-existant Cory Brewer, who was not being drafted, period? You seem to forget that the best plan is the one to which all alternatives are worse.

Since you have decided that we should just totally disregard reality and postulate a plan where we draft Brewer (wouldn't have happened) and keep Pierce (would have demanded a trade) maybe we should have just traded the #5 pick for Lebron and sent West to LA in exchange for Kobe.

No but please, let's completely sacrifice the present so we can, later on down the road "max out" on a player who MIGHT (probably won't) develop into a top tier star. Brilliant stratagem.

Ben-T, Jun 28 2007, 9:09 pm

Hey numb-nuts, so the guy that you want to "Rebuild around" now "probably won't" develop into a top tier star?

Paul Pierce "demanding a trade" means what, exactly? Is he going to not play? is he going to not show up?

Its clear to me that you're completely clueless so I am finished beating my head against the wall.

Go to bed, kid.

PatriotsNation, Jun 28 2007, 9:13 pm

And how can you simply disregard Corey Brewer "because Ainge wasn't going to draft him?"

Should Portland fans ignore Jordan because "Portland wasn't going to draft him, they were going to draft Sam Bowie?"

PatriotsNation, Jun 28 2007, 9:15 pm

Actually yes, players demanding to be traded often refuse to play. Sorry, I was unaware that you had never watched professional sports before.

So now your master plan for the Celtics is rebuilt around Corey Brewer, who you admit they would not have drafted. Glad to see that wishes and dreams are your idea of NBA strategy.

Regarding Jefferson, he is a second tier star, he is not a Lebron or a Kobe, no. Yes, it would be nice to rebuilt around him, because we have him.

Either you are arguing dishonestly because you don't want to admit being wrong or you're really fucking dumb.

Ben-T, Jun 28 2007, 9:21 pm

Now we trade Paul Pierce for Kevin Garnett

HungDaddy, Jun 28 2007, 9:23 pm

duh!

HungDaddy, Jun 28 2007, 9:23 pm

This is hilarious...bottom line, the Celts added Ray Allen and gave up youth. Does anyone out there think that Ray Allen is the missing piece of the puzzle? Does anyone think that they are one player (non-superstar) away? How does Ray Allen help this team? How do Danny, Larry, and Kevin still have their jobs? Someone give the Chief a team, maybe they will make the playoffs!

oke30, Jun 28 2007, 9:26 pm

Ben what the fuck are you talking about? You kept telling me that this deal was good b/c it allowed the Celtics to stay competitive for the next few years until Jefferson was ready to be "the man" and have a team built around him, now you're telling me that he's not good enough.


Who is building around Corey Brewer? Corey Brewer is a young player who could be a very solid role guy - just like he was on a team that happened to win two national titles.


Tell me of an NBA player who "held out" to get traded other than the commitably insane Ron Artest.

PatriotsNation, Jun 28 2007, 9:31 pm

I said he was a future all-star. I also said that he was not a top tier (Kobe/Lebron level) player. Those two statements do not contradict each other.

The Celtics weren't drafting Brewer, so how good he is is irrelevant, having him come to Boston was not a viable option.

Ben-T, Jun 28 2007, 9:33 pm

Ben, still waiting for the list of NBA hold-outs after demanding a trade and not getting it.

PatriotsNation, Jun 28 2007, 9:35 pm

Ben, don't fall down when you backpeddal. can he be built around or not? If so, this deal sucked. If not, this deal sucked even more.

PatriotsNation, Jun 28 2007, 9:36 pm

Yes, he can be built around, and I never said otherwise, you know full well that you are deliberately lying. That is not the same as saying he is a top tier star. I would hope for your sake that you have been diagnosed with a mental handicap of some kind, because there is no other excuse for acting like such a retard.

Regarding your "list" I have neither the time nor inclination to look up as list of NBA stars who held out. If you want to make the hilariously inaccurate assertion that Paul Pierce would have stuck around on the Celtics if we had drafted, go ahead and make it.

So then, here is PatriotsNation strategy for rebuilding the Celtics:

1.) Cast a magical spell to make Ainge draft Brewer

2.) Fuck over Paul Pierce but bank on your ability to do anything with an unhappy player as your team's centerpiece.

3.) ???

4.) Profit

Ben-T, Jun 28 2007, 9:41 pm

Ben, I love the "no time nor inclination" to type something into google excuse. Yet you have all the time in the world to argue with what is basically a bunch of letters on a television screen.

Don't think for a second that Brewer is the ONLY guy in this draft that could've helped the Celtics. Thorton, Law IV, and Jeff Green would all be contributing players on this team.

Now, Gerald Green becomes Kedrick Brown, they get no younger, get worse defensively (if that's possible), and may have given themselves an opportunity to finish 7th in the East, with zero opportunity to ever win a lottery.

PatriotsNation, Jun 28 2007, 9:47 pm

Ah, so he finally reveals his strategy, "play terribly, hope to win the lottery".

Thanks, that worked out so well this time around, after all. I am writing a paper for a class and refuting this bullshit in between sentences, I'm not running a research project for you.

Do you have an answer for pissing off Pierce or not? Do you have an answer for whether just hoping to "max out" on Jefferson without any supporting cast is a good idea or not? You have been dodging your assertions all night. Either support or retract or I have no more time for you.

Ben-T, Jun 28 2007, 9:51 pm

Who's the supporting cast when Allen/Pierce are done? Delonte West would've been a decent role player, no? And maybe a player with the #5.

Show me where I say "tank and win the lottery."

Yeah my answer to "pissing Pierce off" is this:

"See this 15 million dollar check? You don't get it if you don't play."

You see, only Ron Artest is crazy enough to give that up.

PatriotsNation, Jun 28 2007, 9:55 pm

That wasn't the question, do you or do you not have an answer for how we will win with an actively unhappy player as the centerpiece of the team?

"may have given themselves an opportunity to finish 7th in the East, with zero opportunity to ever win a lottery." -You suggesting that hoping to place in the lottery is the strategy to go with. Support or retract, please, I am tired of this.

Delonte West is bad and he wasn't getting better at any appreciable rate. Hoping he would be a decent role player by the time Jefferson could be made the team's centerpiece is not a strategy.

Ben-T, Jun 28 2007, 10:00 pm

Ben anytime you want to get into the double-ankle surgery that Allen just went through, you just let me know.

Bone spurs never come back, right?

And guys who have surgery on somethign are always the same afterwards too.

PatriotsNation, Jun 28 2007, 10:02 pm

What about the injury? Even with it, Allen had the best scoring season of his career last year.

Ben-T, Jun 28 2007, 10:05 pm

I mean do you really think Paul Pierce who's never really been known as a "bad guy" is going to be that unhappy making millions in a city that he is revered in?

Unless you know Paul Pierce personally, stop asking this question.

Do you believe everything you read?

here's what the deal is with the NBA just so you know. If you don't have a top 10 player, you don't win. The only way you get a top 10 player is to win the lottery. Thus, losing is actually better (in teh long run) than being constantly mediocre.

I bet you can't wait for the 1 vs 8 series next year!!

PatriotsNation, Jun 28 2007, 10:09 pm

Are you or are you not asserting that the best strategy is to lose as much as possible? Please be clear.

Secondly, yes I think Pierce would be unhappy if he demanded something and the organization gave him a big "fuck you".

Ben-T, Jun 28 2007, 10:11 pm

Ben, most points of his career? Ok.

- Most shots in his career.
- 3rd Lowest FG % in his career.
- 3rd lowest 3 pt FG % in his career.

do you think he gets 21 shots with the Celtics?

PatriotsNation, Jun 28 2007, 10:13 pm

"Statistically, it was the seven-time All-Star's finest season scoring, averaging 26.4 points per game, including a career-best 54-point performance against Utah in January."

http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/draft2007/news/story?id=2920183

Ben-T, Jun 28 2007, 10:18 pm

Ben the best strategy is to pick on and go with it.

Not to go young, then veteran, then young, then veteran all in a 3 year span.

That's what not to do. Chicago is VERY close to contending with a young nucleus by choosing a plan and sticking with it. That's how you win without lucking out in the year that the top guy is a stud (spurs/Duncan).


I can't argue about Paul Pierce with you. You think he would basically not play well b/c he was angry. Most angry players typically play w/a chip on their shoulder. That's not a bad thing.

But agree to disagree on the effect using the pick at 5 would've had on Pierce. none of us know.

PatriotsNation, Jun 28 2007, 10:20 pm

Ben I told you it was his top scoring season.

I also told you it was the most shots he ever took, and one of the worst percentages of his career.


Ask Nomar how easy it is to come back from surgery.

PatriotsNation, Jun 28 2007, 10:22 pm

I am not defending the history of Ainge's management of the team. The question was what to do at that moment with the resources we had. And getting Allen was the best option available at the time.

Ben-T, Jun 28 2007, 10:22 pm

Ben I disagree. You decided to go young last year. Stick with it. If he's that unhappy, trade Paul Pierce when his value is at least somewhat high and go completely young.

PatriotsNation, Jun 28 2007, 10:24 pm

Wow, you guys are going nuts. To put my five cents in and support Ben-T really quickly, I am going to go after this quote:

"here's what the deal is with the NBA just so you know. If you don't have a top 10 player, you don't win. The only way you get a top 10 player is to win the lottery. Thus, losing is actually better (in teh long run) than being constantly mediocre."

Do you get sports illustrated. If so, go to page 28 of this weeks SI. If not, I will paraphrase. In the last 20 years, only 2 first round draft picks have won championships. Coincidently, they were Tim Duncan and David Robinson, and David Robinson never won a championship without Tim Duncan. Also, 5 of those 20 #1 draft picks have never made the NBA finals, and another 7 have never won a playoff series. Even if we get the #1 draft pick one of these years, it doesn't mean shit.

HungDaddy, Jun 28 2007, 10:33 pm

I meant # 1 overall draft pick. sorry

HungDaddy, Jun 28 2007, 10:34 pm

Glen Davis is available. TAKE HIM!

HungDaddy, Jun 28 2007, 10:40 pm

Show me where I said they need the #1 pick to win a championship.

You need a top 10 player to win one. Show me a team other than Detroit that won w/o a top 10 player.

The C's have no top 10 players.

Finishing out of the lottery every year to be fodder for the 1 or 2 seed ensures that you'll never get that player.

PatriotsNation, Jun 28 2007, 10:41 pm

I interpreted "winning the lottery" as getting the #1 pick. I must have misunderstood.

HungDaddy, Jun 28 2007, 10:43 pm

Hung the only way you eventually get a top 10 player is to "win the lottery" in a year like this one, or you go to the lottery 3, 4, 5 years in a row and draft/develop well.

The C's do none of this.

PatriotsNation, Jun 28 2007, 10:54 pm

Holy shit has anyone watched basketball here before? This trade was an obvious no brainer. The C's get a guy that can stroke it from 3, not to mention a healthy pierce next year. One player in the NBA makes a HUGE difference.

yeah lets sit back and watch jefferson become the present day KG; a great player with NO ONE else.


sam malone, Jun 29 2007, 12:49 am

Previous years #5's

2006- Shelden williams
2005- raymond felton
2004- devin harris
2003- dwayne wade
2002- Nicholae thsiniovoeuiole
2001- jay richardson
2000- mike miller

sam malone, Jun 29 2007, 12:59 am

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Unwatchable draft only hours away

Instead of some in depth post about potential Celtic draft picks with only hours to go before the #5 pick, UB has decided to post this classic clip of this dumbass kid wrecking his knee. If nothing else it will give you a chuckle and help you forget that no mater who we get tonight, we're still screwed for years to come. With trade talks all but dead, most experts believe the C's will take Yi Jianlian. He might be the best pick at that position, but something about ESPN's draft prediction page just has UB feeling a little uneasy...

Look at these photos of the top 9 from the page: Do any of these guys not look right? (Cue the Sesame Street jingle "one of these things is not like the others, one of these things just doesn't belong...")

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Yeah, so Joakim is also odd looking in this group, but you get UB's point. Yi is the complete unknown. And that's who is supposed to lead our resurgence to greatness?

Well it's off to the liquor store for UB...

— unclebuck, 4:58 pm | permalink | 12 comments


Trishelle is at McFadden's Tonight!

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Can you feel the excitement in the air?    Tonight is the big night.  Trishelle is going to be at McFadden’s for the Little Black Dress party.  Essentially what this means is chicks who wear black dresses get to cut the line and get in for free.  That’s fine by me.   The more girls the merrier.   But El Pres will be coming for one reason and one reason only.  To get me a picture of myself with Trishelle to add to my ever growing collection of El Pres with MTV stars collection.    The only problem is that we have a Ms. Barstool Sports event tonight at the Joshua Tree in Somerville from 10-12.    So I’m going to have to pull me a “John 3:16” trick and be everywhere all at once.

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I can’t wait to report back tomorrow with a ranking on how hot Trishelle is in person.  I’m thinking I’m going to have her at a solid 8.

— elpresidente, 4:20 pm | permalink | 13 comments


Golfing Hotness: Paula Creamer vs Anna Rawson

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Here we are with Day 2 of what we hope will culminate with the crowning of a Barstool Sports Ultimate Pro Golf Babe (yesterday's winner Natalie Gulbis advances to the next round). Today's match up pits Paula Creamer vs Anna Rawson.

Paula Creamer:

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  • The 20-year-old was named 2005 LPGA Rookie of the Year
  • Has 3 wins on LPGA tour and 5 total pro wins
  • Top 10 ranking from Women's World Golf
  • Won 19 amateur national titles, 11 American Junior Golf Association tournaments
  • Nicknamed "The Pink Panther"

More Paula here...

Anna Rawson:

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  • The 26-year-old from Australia is a model and golfer on the Ladies European Tour
  • South Australian, Victoria Junior Champion, Jack Newton International Junior Classic winner
  • Member of the 1999 Australian National Squad
  • Member of the USC NCAA Championship team
  • Finalist in the Australian "Dolly" Magazine model cover contest

More Anna here...

Eesh...Tough call here. Paula is the better golfer, while Anna appears to be hotter with the modeling background...1 for Paula, 10 for Anna.

— unclebuck, 3:38 pm | permalink | 23 comments


Shocking Sports Discovery- Red Sox Fans Are Assholes!

The Red Sox have spent most of June playing teams from west of the fingerMississippi- Oakland, Arizona, Colorado, San Francisco, San Diego and Seattle- and more or less have gone about the business of sleepwalking into the postseason as AL East Champions. Seattle pulls off a three game sweep and the Sox's lead in the division drops from 10 games to 9- yawn.

But the most startling news from the Sox's recent dalliance with western teams is the discovery by opposing fans and media that Red Sox fans are...assholes.

Some of the West Coast's sharpest knives are on the case-

  • Red Sox fans suck.  Badly...I think to myself, where did these people come from?  Surely half of Massachusetts couldn't have moved to San Francisco.  And, how do so many always end up at my beloved Oakland Colisium for A's vs Red Sox games?  And why are they so obnoxious?  And why do they all look the same? (Dollar Wednesdays)
  • Contrary to popular belief, the Red Sox fans were quite cordial this past weekend. If by cordial you mean, absolute fucktards, albeit with an apologetic tone after shitting on our town. And to the guy that was from Clairmont, donning his freshly unwrapped McBastard Town jersey, eat shit pal. I couldn't care less if you ignored the Padres growing up for the Red Jerx, there's no excuse for your existence in this town. Quietly pack up your shit and get out. You are useless here. Eat mule balls and put it on youtube. (Super Chargers)
  • I don't understand Red Sox fans — the Red Sox Nation, if you will. Red Sox fans think they're God's gift to baseball. Some would say Yankees fans are the same way, and maybe they used to be. But not anymore...They believe it's their right, their privilege, to always be in the pennant race. They've won, what, one World Series? Yet they believe they're the greatest...The Red Sox Nation has taken over as most obnoxious in baseball. The holier-than-thou attitude really bothers me. (Inside Bay Area)

No shit, Sherlock's.

One of the funniest aftereffects of the Red Sox winning the World Series has to fallonwatching other baseball fans slowly come to the realization that real Red Sox fans are nothing like Jimmy Fallon's castrated, hopelessly optimistic, love my Sawx to the day I die, good-natured Ben Wrightman from Fever Pitch.

And yeah, some of the assholes in question are no doubt the bandwagon fans that Boston.com's Eric Wilbur is determined to hunt down and exterminate.

But regardless of what color hat they're wearing and despite what the fans and reporters on the West Coast may think, Red Sox fans have always been sorta assholes. It didn't matter that the team hadn't won a World Series since 1918. It didn't matter that the Yankees were the Yankees of yore and actually managed to finish above .500. It didn't matter that every aspect of the organization- ownership, management, facilities, players, etc.- were all second rate. Sox fans were still assholes because that's kinda the way we/they are naturally.

We just embraced our natural ability and went with it. A World Series title didn't suddenly turn Red Sox fans into assholes. It just made us World Champion assholes.

— Mike Lindall, 2:03 pm | permalink | 47 comments


Barstool Classic: "Larry Holmes Kicked Me and Punched Me"

Am I the only one totally addicted to watching The Best Damn Sports Show countdown lists?  They’ve got everything from the best baseball plays, best blowups, best dunks etc.   It seems like these top list shows are on 24/7 and they show the same ones over and over, but I watch them every time.  You got to give credit where credit is due and Best Damn did an awesome job compiling these things.  

Anyway, I was watching “Best Blowups” yesterday for the billionth time (it’s my favorite one) and I felt the need to post my favorite clip of all time.   Of course I’m talking about when Larry Holmes runs across the top of a car and Super Fly Snuka’s Trevor Berbick (RIP)

   

This clip works on so many levels I don’t even know where to begin.  For starters, I love the fact that Berbick is trying to convince people that Larry Holmes assaulted him.   It’s almost like he is building a case in a court of law and is worried nobody will believe him.  And then all of a sudden you hear a gasp and scream and here comes Larry Holmes resplendent in a white jump suit, sprinting across the top of a car and launching himself at Berbick. Case closed! I believe you Trevor. Clearly you had an altercation of some sort leading to this high risk maneuver. 

I literally will never get tired of this clip.

— elpresidente, 1:40 pm | permalink | 23 comments


Cops vs. Skateboarders

I got the cops back on this one. First of all I hate skateboarders. I feel like the world would be a better place without them. I cringe every time I drive by a skateboard park and see more kids there than on baseball fields. So I'm all for police brutality against skateboard punks. Having said that what did these kids thing was going to happen when they ran? You can't run from the cops and not expect to get beaten down. Choke them to death is what I say.

— elpresidente, 11:52 am | permalink | 54 comments


Plumbers Picket Brady's Apartment; Call Him A Cheapskate

unionInside Track - New England Patriots[ team stats]QB/QT - and fledgling real estate flipper - Tom Brady[ stats] is under fire by the Plumbers & Gasfitters Union who want their brothers on the job at Brady’s Beacon Street rehab installing all of the bowls - Super or otherwise!

 “We’re not going to any Pats games until he builds union,” said Francis Jensen of Local 12, who with about a half-dozen of his brethren threw up an informational picket line in front of No. 12’s Back Bay condo yesterday. Added union captain Tom Koney: “Here’s a guy who gets paid millions for what he does but he doesn’t believe in paying plumbers a decent wage.”

Metric president Geoffre Karaboolad said he would have been happy to hire union plumbers for the Brady job but none contacted him during the bidding process and “all of the obligations to hire any of the workers are ours, and we did not confer with Tom about who to hire,” he said.

 But the plumbers say that Brady was aware of their pipe gripes because they sent a letter to the two-time Super Bowl MVP’s agents before throwing up the picket line, and they never heard anything back.  “Our members are great Patriots supporters, and we didn’t want to embarrass him,” Cotter said. “But we are disappointed he didn’t respond.” Cotter said Local 12 has a special place in their hearts for No. 12 - natch - and feel that the lack of response was a “slap in the face.”

So let me get this straight.   The plumbers sent Tom Brady a letter and he didn’t respond?    Holy shit!    I guess Brady really is an asshole.   I mean it’s not like he gets a ton of mail or anything like that.  I know when I send a letter to one of the most popular athletes in the world I expect a hand written response within 24 hours of receipt.    

Also let’s call a spade a spade.   Sure Geoffre Karaboolad is trying to bite the bullet for Brady, but you know that Brady hand picked the non union plumbing company himself.  After all what else does he have to do besides fucking Gisele, playing in celebrity golf tournaments and traveling the world?

I’m sure scouring the yellow pages for the cheapest plumbing company to fix his shitter is his top priority in life right now.   I just hope the Pats can withstand the financial ramifications of a 12 man boycott this season.  

— elpresidente, 10:34 am | permalink | 136 comments


What The F-ck Happened To Alicia Silverstone?

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Honestly what happened to her? Did she just turn ugly over night? Or was she really never that pretty to begin with? I guess it shouldn't be a surprise that her roles in movies have all but disappeared. You can't put a mug like that on the silver screen. Regardless it's just crazy how far she has fallen. I mean it didn't get any better than Alicia Silverstone during her Aerosmith and Babysitter days. (I always felt dirty watching The Babysitter) But looking back at the photos of her even when she was at the top of her game, I'm not sure how hot she ever really was. Sure she wasn't gross, but maybe we should have seen her downfall coming. How old was she when she was hot? Like 14?

— elpresidente, 10:07 am | permalink | 20 comments


Dan Shaughnessy Speaks The Truth About No Sports At Stoneham High School

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Dan Shaughnessy tackles the Stoneham School Committee's decision to cancel all sports at the high school in today's Globe.

And I agree with everything he has to say. Including this:

A high school without teams is a body without heart, without soul. It's also a recipe for disaster. We need our kids applying their bodies and minds in those hours after the last bell rings. We need them learning the lessons of team-above-self, dedication, and commitment.

Eliminating high school sports in order to address mounting budgetary problems (that almost certainly have nothing to do with JV girls basketball) is the type of short-sighted decision that ruins the high school experience for the hundreds of students (and parents) directly affected. But in the long term, it creates an identity crisis that no municipality wants- we're broke and if you live here and have kids that want to play sports, then prepare to pay for private school. Oh, and we're gonna be jacking up your property taxes every year and if you want us to pick up your trash, that's $200.

What young couple planning to start a family would move to Stoneham now? The bad publicity from the School Committee's decision may be even more damaging to Stoneham's financial future than the $3 million budget shortfall that prompted the elimination of high school sports in the first place. Lower housing prices; a graying population that eats up municipal resources; little public support for educational spending of any kind (which happens when none of the tax payers actually have children in the schools their taxes support); tougher times for local businesses without the local families that buy their subs, milk, newspaper, oil changes, etc.

The only people that benefit from this decision are the coaches of the private schools in the area. Now they get to cherry-pick Stoneham's best athletes for their own teams.

Check out SavetheSpartans.com for more information.

— Mike Lindall, 9:53 am | permalink | 61 comments


Wake Up with Rosario Dawson (Tozdo request)

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Much more of Rosario here...

RD

Who do you want to Wake Up with? Ub@barstoolsports.com

— unclebuck, 9:34 am | permalink | 22 comments