Kissing Suzy Kolber published some photos from Laurence Maroney's Facebook profile today which suddenly made me remember that Maroney is (soon to be was) our MySpace friend. Just like a lot of guys, he probably saw the picture of our most recent covermodel on our profile and didn't realize that www.myspace.com/barstoolsports is actually a bunch of out-of-shape dudes with too much time on their hands.

So I checked out our friends and couldn't believe that Kool-Aid was still there. But the best part- Patriots wide receiver Chad Jackson is one of Maroney's friends. Let's break down the Maroney-Jackson MySpace matchup.

Best Use of Kool-Aid Logo- Maroney for his decision to detail one of his trucks with the Oh Yeah guy

Best Photo That Sorta Looks Like Something Dirty Is Going On- Jackson for this shot of him and a full-figured friend

Best Photo That Makes It Seem That Maybe Chad Jackson Likes His Women With A Little Extra Padding- Jackson for this group shot

Best Photo That Begs The Question Why The Hell Is That NFL Player Holding A Used Roll Of Toilet Paper- Maroney for this photo of him holding a used roll of TP

Best Kool-Aid Inspired Jewelry- Maroney for not being afraid to say "Fuck it, I'm a NFL player. If I want a Kool-Aid charm bracelet, I'm getting a goddamn Kool-Aid charm bracelet."

Best Pose By A Practice Squad Wide Receiver- Jackson for not being afraid to unleash a little Blue Steel